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College Football Awards, Week 14 (2025) December 1, 2025

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COACHES
Wish I were himSteve Sarkesian, Texas

Glad I’m not him: Mike Elko, Texas A&M

Lucky guy: Kalen DeBoer, Alabama

Poor guy: D.J. Durkin, Auburn

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: N/A

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jason Eck, New Mexico

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Kenny Dillingham, Arizona State

Desperately seeking … anything:  Barry Odom, Purdue

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Indiana (defeated Purdue 56-3)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: SMU (lost to Cal 38-35)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Temple (lost to North Texas 52-25)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Georgia Tech (lost to No. 4 Georgia 16-9)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Louisville (defeated Kentucky 41-0)  

Dang, they’re good: Ohio State
Dang, they’re bad:  Purdue

Can’t Stand Prosperity: SMU

Did the season start?  Arizona State
Can the season end?  Syracuse

Can the season never end? Texas

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 10 Alabama 27, Auburn 20

Play this again, too: No. 8 Oklahoma 17, LSU 13

Never play this again: No. 2 Indiana 56, Purdue 3

What?  New Mexico 23, San Diego State, 2OT

HuhNo. 25 Arizona 23, No. 20 Arizona State 7

Are you kidding me??  Cal 38, No. 21 SMU 35 

Oh – my – GodNo. 16 Texas 27, No. 3 Texas A&M 17

NEXT WEEK

 
Ticket to die for:  Ohio State vs Indiana in the B1G Championship game

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: N/A

Best non-Power Four matchup: North Texas vs No. 24 Tulane in the AAC Championship game

Upset alert: Georgia vs Alabama in the SEC Championship game

Must win: BYU vs Texas Tech in the Big XII Championship game

Offensive explosion: (inclusive)

Defensive struggle: Georgia vs Alabama

Great game no one is talking about: Kennesaw State vs Jacksonville State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Ryan Day of Ohio State vs Curt Cignetti of Indiana

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Troy vs James Madison

Why are they playing?  Duke vs Virginia in the ACC Championship game

Plenty of good seats remaining: Miami (OH) vs Western Michigan in the MAC Championship game

Week 14 [Random] Thoughts:

Ohio State finally ended a four-game losing streak to Michigan, in the Big House, in a near-blizzard, no less.  In so doing, Ryan Day was able to get a massive monkey off his back, in gritty conditions, no less.  Even more disheartening for Michigan was that the weather definitely favored the home team, yet Ohio State still won by double-digits.  This does not bode well for teams about to face the Buckeyes in the playoffs.

But before those games are to commence, a quasi-national championship matchup awaits us fans in the Big Ten championship game between Ohio State and Indiana.  Lest we forget, this Hoosier team is vastly improved over last year’s playoff-participant squad.

Northwestern has to be the best 6-6 team in the nation.  Most of those six losses came against formidable Big Ten teams.  Should they go to a bowl game, they’ll be a deceptively dangerous team to face.

Louisville finally played up to its potential, taking out its freak loss frustrations on in-state rival Kentucky, giving the Wildcats one of their worst butt-whippings ever in a Governor’s Cup matchup, 41-0.  If the Cardinals played with that consistency in half the games they lost, they would be vying for the ACC championship and a playoff spot.  Then, fans would be treated to a far-better matchup than the current one of five-loss Duke vs Virginia.  What could have been…

While we are on the subject of championship games, critical thinking compels us to ask:  with this new era of playoffs, what is the point of them?  What is the point of having extra games?  With playoff rankings, flawed as they may be, what is the point of having extra opportunities for injuries for your team that could cripple it come playoff time?  It is thus time that we rethink this system of championship games, and evolve away from them.  Push the Army-Navy game back to the first game of the regular season, if necessary.  That way, you can have the playoffs the first weekend after Rivalry Week, and be done with the season by New Year’s Day, or around that time.  Oh, but what about the bowl games?  Those are a vestige of the pre-playoff era.  Time to evolve away from those, too.  Want a few consolation games for those teams who did not make the playoffs?  Fine, let’s have those, but not at the expense of the playoff schedule itself.  This all drills down to the biggest systemic problem facing college football today:  too many interests vying to protect their own turf at the expense of real progress and reform.  We need to appoint a commissioner of college football in order to push these necessary reforms.  The playoffs have brought their need to light more than anything else, after all.

College Football Awards, Week 11 (2025) November 10, 2025

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COACHES
Wish I were himJoey McGuire, Texas Tech

Glad I’m not him: Kalani Sitake, BYU

Lucky guy: Curt Cignetti, Indiana

Poor guy: Terry Smith, Penn State

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Clark Lea, Vanderbilt

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Justin Wilcox, Cal

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Jedd Fisch, Washington

Desperately seeking … anything:  Deion Sanders, Colorado

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ole Miss (defeated The Citadel 49-0)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Indiana (defeated Penn State 27-24)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Boston College (lost to SMU 45-13)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Penn State (lost to Indiana 27-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Kentucky (defeated Florida 38-7)  

Dang, they’re good: Georgia
Dang, they’re bad:  Northern Illinois

Can’t Stand Prosperity: Virginia

Did the season start?  Washington
Can the season end?  Florida

Can the season never end? Texas A&M

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 2 Indiana 27, Penn State 24

Play this again, too: No. 9 Oregon 18, Iowa 16

Never play this again: No. 6 Ole Miss 49, The Citadel 0

What?  Tulane 38, No. 22 Memphis 32

HuhNo. 8 Texas Tech 29, No. 7 BYU 7

Double-Huh?  Wisconsin 13, No. 23 Washington 10

Are you kidding me??Cal 29, No. 15 Louisville 26, OT

Oh – my – GodWake Forest 16, No. 14 Virginia 9

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 12)
Ticket to die for:  No. 10 Texas @ No. 5 Georgia

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: none

Best non-Power Four matchup: Boise State @ San Diego State

Upset alert: Iowa @ No. 17 USC

Must win: No. 11 Oklahoma @ No. 4 Alabama

Offensive explosion: South Florida @ Navy

Defensive struggle: No. 18 Michigan @ Northwestern

Great game no one is talking about: Clemson @ No. 19 Louisville

Also:  Arizona @ Cincinnati

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Marcus Freeman of Notre Dame vs Pat Narduzzi of Pittsburgh

Who’s bringing the body bags, B1G edition?  Wisconsin @ No. 2 Indiana

Who’s bringing the body bags, ACC edition?  No. 14 Georgia Tech @ Boston College

Why are they playing? New Mexico State @ No. 21 Tennessee

Plenty of good seats remaining: Oregon State @ Tulsa

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Tennessee Tech @ Kentucky

Week 12 [Random] Thoughts:

Indiana averted one of the biggest upsets of the season when they came back in the last minute of the game to score on Penn State, in Happy Valley.  For the first time all year, the Hoosiers had to play from behind, initially having to punt with only four minutes and change left in the game, and somehow forcing Penn State to punt at the two-minute warning.  Moreover, the game-winning drive only became such with a series of amazing catches, including two improbable ones, one of which was the touchdown itself, what with Omar Cooper, jr., barely keeping his feet in bounds at the back of the end zone.  Still, Penn State theoretically had time to kick a field goal with the ball back, with the drive stalled at the 50, forcing a Hail Mary play that went nowhere.

Once again, Penn State played up to their initially high-rank potential, as if they too were still a top-ten team.  In so doing, instead of getting their doors blown off, as my speculated they would, the Nittany Lions forced the Hoosiers into situations they had not faced all year.  Upon further review, perhaps Curt Cignetti should send a case of wine over to the Penn State coaching staff, as they forced IU into situations the Hoosiers will certainly have to deal with some playoff time.

In other news, Texas Tech boat raced BYU during the Noon ET timeslot in Lubbock.  Remember when that was supposed to be the game of the week (admittedly as part of a relatively weak slate of games for this weekend)?  As things manifested, however, it soon became clear that the Red Raiders had too many ponies for the Cougars to corral.  Just as war is a laboratory to find out what should have been known between countries’ powers before the first battle, lining up teams and having them play is the ultimate showing of who is actually better than whom, and the outcome of this game is “Exhibit A”.

They say that by November, you pretty much are who you are as a team.  For example, by November of 2014 (Steve Spurrier’s last full season coaching South Carolina), the Gamecocks were a team that blew 4th quarter leads.  Today, and in a similar vein, Louisville is a team that blows it in overtime at home.

Who had the Auburn @ Vanderbilt game as the offensive explosion of the week on their bingo card?  Not this guy:  where had that offense for Auburn been all year?

College Football Awards, Week 9 (2025) October 26, 2025

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COACHES
Wish I were himMike Elko, Texas A&M

Glad I’m not him: Brian Kelly, LSU

Lucky guy: Greg Schiano, Rutgers

Poor guy: Barry Odom, Purdue

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Steve Sarkesian, Texas

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Willie Fritz, Houston

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: N/A

Desperately seeking … anything:  Brian Kelly, LSU

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Indiana (defeated UCLA 56-6)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oregon (defeated Wisconsin 21-7)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Oklahoma State (lost to Texas Tech 42-0)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  North Carolina (lost to Virginia 17-16)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Iowa (defeated Minnesota 41-3)  

Dang, they’re good: Texas A&M
Dang, they’re bad:  Oklahoma State

Can’t Stand Prosperity: South Florida

Did the season start?  Illinois
Can the season end?  Nevada

Can the season never end? Georgia Tech

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 10 Vanderbilt 17, No. 15 Missouri 10

Play this again, too: No. 4 Alabama 29, South Carolina 22

Never play this again: No. 2 Indiana 56, UCLA 6

What?  Virginia Tech 42, Cal 34, 2OT

HuhMemphis 34, No. 18 South Florida 31

Are you kidding me??  Houston 24, No. 24 Arizona State 16

Oh – my – GodWashington 42, No. 23 Illinois 25

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 10)
Ticket to die for:  No. 18 Oklahoma @ No. 14 Tennessee

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: none

Best non-Power Four matchup: Navy @ North Texas

Upset alert: No. 17 Cincinnati @ No. 24 Utah

Must win: No. 9 Vanderbilt @ No. 20 Texas

Offensive explosion: Baylor @ No. 24 Cincinnati

Defensive struggle: Kentucky @ Auburn

Great game no one is talking about: No. 15 Virginia @ Cal

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Lincoln Riley of USC vs Matt Rhule of Nebraska

Who’s bringing the body bags?  No. 12 Notre Dame @ Boston College

Why are they playing? N/A

Plenty of good seats remaining: Louisiana @ South Alabama

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Sam Houston @ Louisiana Tech

Week 9 [Random] Thoughts:

Vanderbilt, the perennial punching bag of the SEC, is now ranked in the top ten for the first time since 1947.  Let that sink in for a moment.  How did this come about?  The likely answer is, a number of factors.  Clark Lea certainly had a vision, greatly aided to fruition by talented QB Diego Pavia.  But surely other talented players have been key factors in this fascinating development.  That is where the combination of the transfer portal and the NIL come into play.  Vanderbilt has enjoyed the well-earned reputation of being the most prestigious school in the SEC, and with that surely comes some reasonably deep pockets to fund a strong NIL collective, to say nothing of its location in growing corporate hotbed Nashville.  As fans of college football, let us embrace the opportunity to witness this further develop, for if nothing else, it gives us all the more great SEC matchups to enjoy every Saturday.

Texas pulled off an improbable comeback in the 4th quarter at Mississippi State.  Arch Manning went 29-35 for 346 yards and 4 touchdowns, with one interception, and that came from a deflection off the hands of a receiver.  In the 4th quarter, Manning went 12-20, passing for 169 yards and two touchdowns.  Yet the biggest irony of all was when he went out, concussed, in overtime.  Backup Matthew Caldwell went into the game, and executed in a massive way, throwing the game-winning touchdown.  Could it be that the biggest untapped strength of this young, unstable Texas team is its backup QBs?

Is the Brian Kelly experiment in Baton Rouge about to come to a sudden, ignominious end?  Texas A&M embarrassed LSU in Death Valley, 49-25.  Early in the 4th quarter, fans started to empty the stands in droves.  Such is hardly the look the powers that be in LSU’s athletics department like to project during a primetime game on ABC.  But in Kelly’s defense, the Tigers’ three losses all come to current, top-ten teams, those being Ole Miss (currently No. 8), Vanderbilt (currently No. 9), and now Texas A&M (currently No. 3).  Can some blame be nevertheless placed at Kelly’s feet for not having an optimal season?  Surely, yes.  He certainly has failed at designing an offense to play to QB Garrett Nussmeier’s strengths, but that also assumes that he has any strengths worth noting in the first place.  But while many are now calling for Kelly’s head, some context in this situation might be a benefit to everyone.

Meanwhile, Ole Miss seemed to pass a key test by defeating Oklahoma on the road, 34-26.  With a reasonably clear path to win out in the regular season, it is quite reasonable to conclude that the Rebels control their own destiny to make the playoffs this year, surely legitimizing Lane Kiffin’s tenure in Oxford in the process.

College Football Awards, Week 6 (2025) October 6, 2025

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COACHES
Wish I were himMario Cristobal, Miami (FL)

Glad I’m not him: Mike Norvell, Florida State

Lucky guy: Tony Elliot, Virginia

Poor guy: Jeff Brohm, Louisville

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Steve Sarkesian, Texas

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Scott Satterfield, Cincinnati

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: James Franklin, Penn State

Desperately seeking … anything:  Bill Belichick, North Carolina

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: NC State (defeated Campbell 56-10)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Penn State  
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Kent State (lost to No. 5 Oklahoma 44-0)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: UCLA

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  UConn (defeated FIU 51-10)  

Dang, they’re good: Miami (FL)
Dang, they’re bad:  FIU

Can’t Stand Prosperity: Texas

Did the season start?  Penn State
Can the season end?  Oklahoma State

Can the season never end? Alabama

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 3 Miami (FL) 28, No. 18 Florida State 22

Play this again, too: Navy 34, Air Force 31

Never play this again: NC State 56, Campbell 10

What?  Wake Forest 30, Virginia Tech 23

HuhCincinnati 38, No. 14 Iowa State 30

Are you kidding me??  Florida 29, No. 9 Texas 21

Oh – my – GodUCLA 42, No. 7 Penn State 35

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 7)
Ticket to die for:  No. 7 Indiana @ No. 3 Oregon

Best Only non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: Washington State @ No. 4 Ole Miss

Best non-Power Four matchup: No. 24 South Florida @ North Texas

Upset alert: No. 8 Alabama @ No. 14 Missouri

Also:  No. 15 Michigan @ USC

Must win: No. 6 Oklahoma vs Texas in the Red River Showdown in Dallas

Offensive explosion: Air Force @ UNLV

Defensive struggle: Iowa @ Wisconsin

Great game no one is talking about: Nebraska @ Maryland

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Barry Odom of Purdue vs PJ Fleck of Minnesota

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Houston @ Oklahoma State

Why are they playing? Washington State @ No. 4 Ole Miss

Plenty of good seats remaining: UMass @ Kent State

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Wake Forest @ Oregon State

Week 6 Thoughts:

What are we to make of what happened some of this week’s games?  Let us take Penn State as an example:  last week, they could have earned top-rank status in the Big Ten Conference, arguably the strongest conference this season.  A sudden, freak interception thrown by Penn State QB Drew Allar instead vaulted Oregon to near-supremacy in the B1G instead, though further tests await the Ducks (namely, IU coming to Eugene this upcoming weekend).

Then, in the most inexplicable of turns, Penn State ventures out west to play UCLA.  The Bruins have been notorious for reeling this year, so it stood to reason that the Nittany Lions could get well on a this hapless bunch, almost having to play the role of pitiless executioner, even on the road.  Funny thing how the Bruins failed to get that memo, as they pounced on the ‘Lions, first scoring 10 unanswered points and never relinquishing the lead throughout the game, despite giving up a safety with 0:25 left in the 4th quarter.

The questions that many observers quietly raised about the limitations of James Franklin’s coaching have now become a roaring clamor heard throughout the core geographical footprint of the B1G.  Could this be a sudden unraveling of Franklin’s tenure in not-so-Happy Valley?

Meanwhile, let us recall that many folks, Fox Sports’ Colin Cowherd included, projected Penn State to play Texas for the national title.  The latter’s scenario seems almost unlikely as the former’s, as Arch Manning & Co. got swallowed up in The Swamp this week.  Manning continues to wait too long in the pocket to release his passes, but remains quite adept at scrambling for yardage.  Perhaps Steve Sarkesian and staff can coach the former out of him and lean more into the latter.  If so, then further room for growth and development remains.  It had better come quickly, as they play hated, resurgent rival Oklahoma in the Cotton Bowl amid the Texas State Fair next week.

The respective problems with Franklin and Sark are polar-opposites to each other.  Sark thinks he can overwhelm his opponents with a “wow” factor, and that clearly has not worked.  Moreover, Sark’s big weakness is that he is never organizationally buttoned-up as one might expect for an elite coach.  The latter is not Franklin’s problem at all, but he is totally lacking in the “wow” factor.  That actually makes him a good fit at Penn State, which historically takes a very blue-collar attitude towards the game.

Combine the two respective strengths of these respective coaches, and one has the next Nick Saban.  But alone, they are not quite as elite coaches as we thought that they were.  In their defense, so few coaches are in an overall league (the FBS) with 136 teams.

Random Thoughts:

Not a week of many potential offensive explosions, so it seems, but my prediction record on those is spotty at best.  That said, we have a bumper crop this upcoming week for potential upsets.  In addition to the aforementioned Alabama @ Missouri and Michigan @ USC, potential upsets abound elsewhere.  To wit:  South Carolina @ No. 11 LSU; Arizona @ No. 18 BYU; Arkansas @ No. 12 Tennessee; dare we also include Arizona State (ranked) @ Utah (currently unranked), and Illinois @ Ohio State?  The last one, probably not, although it will be interesting to see how well the Illini rise to that ultimate test.

College Football Awards, Week 4 (2025) September 22, 2025

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COACHES
Wish I were himCurt Cignetti, Indiana

Glad I’m not him: Hugh Freeze, Auburn

Lucky guy: Ryan Silverfield, Memphis

Poor guy: Sam Pittman, Arkansas

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Kyle Whittingham, Utah

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Mike Locksley, Maryland

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Bret Bielema, Illinois

Desperately seeking … anything:  Dabo Swinney, Clemson

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Florida State (defeated Kent State 66-10)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: North Texas  (defeated Army 45-38)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Oregon State (lost to No. 6 Oregon 41-7)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Army (lost to North Texas 45-38)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Indiana (defeated No. 9 Illinois 63-10)  

Dang, they’re good: Oklahoma
Dang, they’re bad:  Oklahoma State

Can’t Stand Prosperity: Illinois

Did the season start?  Utah
Can the season end?  Clemson

Can the season never end? Indiana

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 11 Oklahoma 24, No. 22 Auburn 17

Play this again, too: No. 21 Michigan 30, Nebraska 27

Never play this again: No. 7 Florida State 63, Kent State 10

What?  Maryland 27, Wisconsin 10

HuhMemphis 32, Arkansas 31

Are you kidding me??  Tulsa 19, Oklahoma State 12

Oh – my – GodNo. 19 Indiana 63, No. 9 Illinois 10

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 5)
Ticket to die for:  No. 6 Oregon @ No. 2 Penn State

Hon. mention:  No. 4 LSU @ No. 13 Ole Miss

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: N/A

Best non-Power Four matchup: Rice @ Navy

Upset alert: Arizona @ No. 12 Iowa State

Must win: Auburn @ No. 9 Texas A&M

Offensive explosion: (inconclusive)

Defensive struggle: Kentucky @ South Carolina

Great game no one is talking about: Louisville @ Pittsburgh

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Bret Bielema of Illinois vs Lincoln Riley of USC

Who’s bringing the body bags?  South Alabama @ North Texas

Why are they playing? UMass @ No. 23 Missouri

Plenty of good seats remaining: UCLA @ Northwestern

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Lindenwood @ Miami (OH)

Week 4 Thoughts:

The Texas Tech-Utah game reminded us fans that one can have a defensive struggle for a game, and still enjoy an exciting contest.  That being said, the aforementioned defensive struggle lasted for three of the four quarters of the game.  Then in the 4th quarter, things finally clicked offensively for the Red Raiders, they opened up the game, and the Utes had no answer, hence the lopsided score in the end.

A random observation:  since the Utes elected to wear white helmets at home, how come Texas Tech could not wear their signature black helmets to further, and properly, differentiate themselves on the field?  Furthermore, do not get me started on the irony of how I predicted this game to be an offensive explosion, only for it to materialize as a defensive struggle instead…for three quarters, at least. 

That said, the best game of the week was definitely the showdown in Norman, Okla., between the Sooners and visiting Auburn.  Both teams had good talent; both fought hard throughout the game.  Underdog Auburn was certainly, and commendably, game for the fight, but in the end, did not quite have enough offense to overcome the favored home team.  But what a game.  This win should put the rest of the western half of the SEC on notice that the Sooners are not to be taken lightly.

Meanwhile, what was the “ticket to die for” on paper was at…Indiana University?  That’s right.  No. 9 Illinois came calling to play at No. 19 Indiana, on an NBC night game, no less.  In what was perhaps the most electric atmosphere ever in Bloomington, Ind., the Hoosiers threw down the gauntlet early when drawing first blood at 9:35 in the 1st quarter, off a blocked punt, no less.  While Illinois seemed to answer the challenge with their own score only 1:01 later, that answer proved anemic, as the Hoosiers then ripped off eight unanswered scores in what amounted to one of the biggest blowouts of the week.  All the Illini could muster within IU’s eight-score stretch was a sad field goal right before halftime.  Not exactly the expected performance of a No. 9-ranked team:  concurrently, can we acknowledge the possibility that this year’s IU squad is even better than last year’s surprise playoff team?

Random Thoughts:

Syracuse triumphed over Clemson, in [the other] Death Valley, 34-21.  A couple of weeks ago, this would be considered a massive upset.  But going into this game, the Orange was 2-1, while the Tigers were unranked at 1-2.  Given that context, is the Orange’s win even an upset?  Not to put a bad spin on Syracuse’s big win, but it came at the cost of an injury (the crutches-and-protective-boot kind) to their starting QB, Steve Angeli, meaning that this victory could prove to be Pyrrhic.

Where was Arkansas’ defense in the second half?  Their defense allowed for 18 answered points scored, in turn allowing for Memphis to pull off a stunning upset.

So, next week should be a monster one for the sport that we love.  In addition to Auburn and Texas A&M; LSU and Ole Miss; Alabama and Georgia; plus Oregon and Penn State knocking heads, plenty other interesting matchups abound.  TCU plays Arizona State; Notre Dame plays Arkansas; USC plays Illinois; Cincinnati plays Kansas; Louisville plays Pittsburgh; Indiana plays Iowa; Tennessee plays undefeated Mississippi State; Arizona plays Iowa State; Ohio State plays Washington; and BYU takes on Colorado.  To express things another way, for once, there is a dearth of body bag games this week (potentially two, and that is it).  Let us give thanks to the Lord our God, and buckle up, buckaroos.

College Football Awards, Week 13 (2024) November 25, 2024

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COACHES
Wish I were himRyan Day, Ohio State

Glad I’m not himCurt Cignetti, Indiana

Lucky guy: James Franklin, Penn State

Poor guy: P.J. Fleck, Minnesota

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Deion Sanders, Colorado

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Michael Desormeaux, Louisiana

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss

Desperately seeking … anything:  Kalani Sitake, BYU

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Tennessee (defeated UTEP 56-0)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Penn State (defeated Minnesota 26-25)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: UMass (lost to Georgia 59-21)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Minnesota (lost to No. 4 Penn State 26-25)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Louisville (defeated Pitt 37-9)

Dang, they’re good: Ohio State
Dang, they’re bad:  UTEP

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Alabama

Did the season start?  Ole Miss
Can the season end?  Mississippi State

Can the season never end? Kansas

GAMES
Play this again:  Auburn 43, No. 15 Texas A&M 41 (4OT)

Play this again, too:  No. 4 Penn State 26, Minnesota 25

Never play this again: No. 11 Tennessee 56, UTEP 0

What?  No. 21 Arizona State 28, No. 14 BYU 23

HuhFlorida 24, No. 9 Ole Miss 17

Double-Huh?  Auburn 43, No. 15 Texas A&M 41 (4OT)

Are you kidding me??  Kansas 37, No. 16 Colorado 21

Oh – my – GodOklahoma 24, No. 7 Alabama 3

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 14)
Ticket to die for:  No. 3 Texas @ No. 20 Texas A&M

Honorable mention No. 1:  No. 16 South Carolina @ No. 12 Clemson

Honorable mention No. 2:  Michigan @ No. 2 Ohio State

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: Stanford @ San Jose State

Best non-Power Four matchup: Memphis @ No. 18 Tulane

Upset alert: Kansas State @ No. 17 Iowa State

Must win: All Big XII games involving Iowa State, BYU, Arizona State, and Colorado

Offensive explosion: West Virginia @ Texas Tech

Defensive struggle: Nebraska @ Iowa

Great game no one is talking about: Navy @ East Carolina

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Hugh Freeze of Auburn vs Kalen DeBoer of Alabama

Who’s bringing the body bags? Purdue @ Indiana

Dishonorable mention:  Kent State @ Buffalo

Why are they playing?  Wyoming @ Washington State

Plenty of good seats remaining: UTEP @ New Mexico State

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Kennesaw State @ Louisiana Tech

Week 13 Thoughts:

In perusing through some of the interesting games from this week, just as we began with a game involving Louisville last week, it seems fitting that we do so again.  The Cardinals have given major Jekyll-and-Hyde vibes lately.  They hang tough with Miami, only losing by a touchdown.  Only two weeks later, they embarrass Clemson in Death Valley, thus mortally wounding the Tigers’ bid for the ACC crown.  Then a week later, they lay an egg in the 4th quarter to Stanford, giving the Cardinal (notice the lack of the plural) a rare win for their dismal year.  Apparently that embarrassment woke something up inside of them, for they turned things around the following week and ripped a potentially dangerous Pittsburgh team, 37-9.  If that team shows up in Lexington this upcoming week, the Governor’s Cup could likely come back to Louisville.

What most of us thought to be the main event of the day – at noon EST, no less – was the Indiana @ Ohio State game.  Finally, a chance to prove themselves against a top five team.  After getting licked by the Buckeyes 38-15, clearly Curt Cignetti & Co. have further developing and growth to undertake in order to be a legit top-five team themselves in the future.  But if the most recent, updated AP rankings are of any indication, it is still likely that IU could make the playoffs.

Speaking of potential playoff teams from the Big Ten, can we legitimately call Penn State the No. 4 team in the land after narrowly escaping a loss to unranked Minnesota?  Yes, P.J. Fleck’s teams are never to be underestimated, and they can make a team pay if said team lets down its guard.  But after such an impressive win on the part of the Nittany Lions, it raises the question of maybe the current rankings are some degree of wishful thinking than that of objective reasoning.  To broaden the scope of the matter at hand, are we truly going to say with a straight face that the three of the top five teams are all in in the B1G?  Are we trying to convince ourselves that No. 4 Penn State is somehow better than No. 6 Georgia?  Same question applies to Notre Dame, at No. 5, to be sure.  I offer this as food for thought as one last week in the regular season remains.

Meanwhile, with Kansas upsetting Colorado and with Arizona State escaping their matchup with BYU with a win, the race for the Big XII crown has been officially knocked on its ear.  As many as four teams could vie for the title – Colorado and BYU still, along with Iowa State and Arizona State, the latter of whom seems to have the strongest momentum of the pack.  Should all four teams win this upcoming week, how to sort out who plays for the conference title?  My personal choice would be to select the explosive combination of pizzazz and momentum, thus Colorado and Arizona State.  But let’s see how these teams fare in their regular season finales in the meantime.

All that said, despite the deserved hype of the Indiana-Ohio State game earlier in the day, the best game of the day turned out to be Texas A&M at Auburn at night.  The Aggies might have been looking past the Tigers, understandably as that program seems to have lost its way this year.  Nevertheless, Hugh Freeze managed to get the War Eagles prepared and focused, and it showed as they took they led the Aggies most of the the game, tied it up at the end of the regulation, then outlasted them in overtime in a wild thriller of a matchup in Jordan-Hare Stadium.

But if one upset in the SEC with title race implications is great, why not double our pleasure with another such upset?  Raise your hand if you had not given up Oklahoma for dead?  Then Alabama comes calling, only to come out flat the entire game.  The Sooners inexplicably held the Crimson Tide to three points the entire game, while Oklahoma scored far more than that.  Don’t look now, but Bama has three losses for this season.  And yet, is anybody going to deny, with a straight face, that they could not beat half the teams currently in the AP Top Ten?

Bottom line:  the Playoff Committee has their work cut out for them in sorting out this week as Rivalry Week is about to unfold.

College Football Awards, Week 12 (2024) November 18, 2024

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COACHES
Wish I were himKirby Smart, Georgia

Glad I’m not himJosh Heupel, Tennessee

Lucky guy: Dan Lanning, Oregon

Poor guy: Luke Fickell, Wisconsin

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Kalani Sitake

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jay Norvell, Colorado State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Jeff Brohm, Louisville

Desperately seeking … anything:  Brian Kelly, LSU

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Alabama (defeated Mercer 52-7)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oregon (defeated Wisconsin 16-13)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Purdue (lost to Penn State 49-10)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Wisconsin (lost to No. 1 Oregon 16-13)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Tulane (defeated Navy 35-0)

Dang, they’re good: Georgia
Dang, they’re bad:  Oregon State

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  BYU

Did the season start?  Kansas State
Can the season end?  LSU

Can the season never end? Colorado

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 1 Oregon 16, Wisconsin 13

Play this again, too:  No. 21 South Carolina 34, No. 23 Missouri 30

Never play this again: Texas State 58, Southern Miss 3

What?  Florida 27, No. 22 LSU 16

HuhStanford 38, No. 19 Louisville 35

Double-Huh?  Arizona State 24, No. 16 Kansas State 14

Are you kidding me??  No. 12 Georgia 31, No. 7 Tennessee 17

Oh – my – GodKansas 17, No. 6 BYU 13

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 13)
Ticket to die for:  No. 5 Indiana @ No. 2 Ohio State

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: No. 18 Army @ No. 6 Notre Dame

Best non-Power Four matchup: UNLV @ San Jose State

Upset alert: Kansas @ No. 16 Colorado

Must win: No. 14 BYU @ No. 21 Arizona State

(See also:  “ticket to die for”)

Offensive explosion: East Carolina @ North Texas

Defensive struggle: Iowa State @ Utah

Great game no one is talking about: Illinois @ Rutgers

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Pat Narduzzi of Pittsburgh vs Jeff Brohm of Louisville

Who’s bringing the body bags? UMass @ No. 8 Georgia

Why are they playing?  UTEP @ No. 10 Tennessee

Plenty of good seats remaining: Charleston Southern @ Florida State

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Wofford @ No. 16 South Carolina

Week 12 Thoughts:

Let us start out on the west coast with Louisville visiting Stanford.  The Cardinals had two things going against them for this game.  One is that they were coming off a bye week, and that typically throws college teams off, especially their offense.  Second, this was a team in the Eastern Timezone that ventured out to the west coast.  That time difference also throws off college teams, thus it affects their performance negatively.  Still, Louisville was leading Stanford by two touchdowns going into the fourth quarter.  Then the Cards blew that lead big time, and in the end, the Cardinal defeated the Cardinals on a last-second field goal.  Head coach Jeff Brohm himself admitted that the team “gave in at the end”, and the barrage of penalties throughout the game likewise contributed to the upset loss.

Meanwhile, Oregon, the current No. 1 team, ventured into Madison, Wis., to take on the Badgers.  Apparently Dan Lanning & Co. were unaware of just how tough a place Camp Randall Stadium is to play, especially at nighttime, hence the Ducks’ narrow margin of victory in a surprise defensive struggle, 16-13.

Turning one’s attention to the game of the week, wherein Tennessee played Georgia “between the hedges”, a key takeaway for me emerged as the Bulldogs proceeded to a convincing win.  The Volunteers did not have a deep threat the entire game, and the Bulldogs exploited that by putting constant pressure on up front on their QB.  Nico Iamaleava is young, and will likely grow further into his key role.  What is now clear is that this year is not the year – yet – for the Vols, but with further seasoning and growth, they could likely vie more effectively for the playoffs next season. 

Conversely, Georgia QB Carson Beck seems to have found his way out of his multi-week slump, and performed brilliantly against a potentially lethal foe, throwing for 347 yards and two touchdowns. 

Finally, BYU did control its own destiny regarding the road to the Big XII championship and a possible playoff bid.  That road now has more obstacles than before after the Cougars coughed up the game at home to Kansas, 17-13.  Discerning observers of the game have noticed that the Jayhawks had improved considerably over the past couple of weeks, but to that extent?  Perhaps BYU was looking past Kansas in anticipation of taking on newly-ranked Arizona State.  In so doing, they added to the urgency of next week’s game in Tempe, Ariz.

All the while, Colorado continues to roll through Big XII competition, and it is still not inconceivable that the Buffaloes and the Cougs could be headed for a showdown for a playoff berth come early December.

College Football Awards, Week 11 (2024) November 11, 2024

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COACHES
Wish I were himLane Kiffin, Ole Miss

Honorable mention:  Kalen DeBoer, Alabama

Glad I’m not himKirby Smart, Georgia

Lucky guy: Kalani Sitake, BYU

Poor guy: Kyle Whittingham, Utah

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Mario Cristobal, Miami

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Manny Diaz, Duke

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Matt Campbell, Iowa State

Desperately seeking … anything:  Brian Kelly, LSU

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Notre Dame (defeated Florida State 52-3)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Indiana (defeated Michigan 20-15)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Purdue (lost to Ohio State 45-0)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Kansas (defeated No. 17 Iowa State 45-36)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Texas (defeated Florida 49-17)

Dang, they’re good: Texas
Dang, they’re bad:  Kent State

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Miami (Fla.)

Did the season start?  Georgia
Can the season end?  Florida State

Can the season never end? Oregon

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 24 Missouri 30, Oklahoma 23

Play this again, too:  No. 9 BYU 22, Utah 21

Never play this again: Tulane 52, Temple 6

What?  UCLA 20, Iowa 17

HuhVirginia 24, No. 18 Pitt 19

Double-Huh?  Kansas 45, No. 17 Iowa State 36

Are you kidding me??  Georgia Tech 28, No. 4 Miami 23

Oh – my – GodNo. 16 Ole Miss 28, No. 3 Georgia 10

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 12)
Ticket to die for:  No. 6 Tennessee @ No. 11 Georgia

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: (N/A)

Best non-Power Four matchup: Tulane @ Navy

Upset alert: Arizona State @ No. 20 Kansas State

Must win: No. 17 Clemson @ Pittsburgh

(See also:  “ticket to die for”)

Offensive explosion: No. 21 Washington State @ New Mexico

Defensive struggle: Sam Houston @ Kennesaw State

Great game no one is talking about: No. 24 Missouri @ No. 23 South Carolina

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Kyle Whittingham of Utah vs Deion Sanders of Colorado

Who’s bringing the body bags? New Mexico State @ No. 14 Texas A&M

Why are they playing?  Mercer @ No. 9 Alabama

Plenty of good seats remaining: Florida Atlantic @ Temple

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Murray State @ Kentucky

Week 11 Thoughts:

Some contending teams were eliminated from playoff consideration at the same time that the list of contenders for ACC and Big XII respective championships is starting to get quite crowded.

Iowa State @ Kansas

As stated a number of times previously, the “offensive explosion” is typically the most difficult matchup to predict on this award list template.  Thus, who had the Cyclones vs the Jayhawks as this week’s offensive explosion on their bingo card?  Hands?  Well, it was certainly not on mine.  Meanwhile, is Iowa State in freefall?  They lost back-to-back nailbiters to Texas Tech and Central Florida, and now they lost to a reeling Kansas team.  What black hole has opened up in Ames that has sucked the lifeforce out of the Cyclones?

Iowa @ UCLA

While the Cyclones are in freefall, the Bruins seem to have gotten a second wind.  First, they upset a heavily favored Nebraska squad, then they follow up by upsetting Iowa.  Better yet, they did so wearing those sweet mid-1960s (think:  Gary Beban era) uniforms.  How I miss those uniquely stylish jersey numbers!

Colorado @ Texas Tech

After surviving a challenge in Lubbock, the Buffaloes are now in position to play for the Big XII championship.  That said, they have yet to play Utah (who took BYU down to the wire), and Kansas (who upset Iowa State), before closing out against Oklahoma State as they experience a down year.  So by no means is it a given that the Buffs play the Cougars in the Big XII championship, but it would be a grand game if they did.

Miami @ Georgia Tech

We all feared the day would come.  Now we can exhale that Miami was upset.  To Mario Cristobal’s credit, be owned up to what went wrong during the postgame presser, which merits much respect.

Alabama @ LSU

We all knew this was a big-time elimination game, and Alabama showed up ready to fight to stay in contention for the playoffs.  LSU’s offensive woes continue to persist under QB Garrett Nussmeier, while, conversely, Alabama’s QB Jalen Milroe put on a clinic for how to, er, negotiate a top-flight SEC defense.  It’s quite rare to run up 42 points in Death Valley, and with LSU eliminated from playoff contention, to say that Brian Kelly and his program are at a crossroads would be quite the understatement.

BYU @ Utah

If you managed to stay up late for this one, you were in for a treat.  First of all, it was a visual feast for the eyes for both teams to wear their home jersey colors.  Such was easy to get away with, when the opposing teams offer such a color contrast in their Utah Crimson and BYU Blue.  As an aside, the metallic red in Utah’s helmets is the best red helmet color around, and BYU’s metallic royal blue shells are not too shabby, either.  Perhaps the most intriguing aspect of this game, aside from the close competition throughout it, was the context going into it.  The Utes have had a less-than-stellar year compared to recent achievements, while the Cougars were undefeated and ranked in the top 10.  But it’s “The Holy War”, and in such an intense rivalry game, strange things can happen.  Fortunately for us fans, the strange thing this time manifested in a great contest, with BYU emerging still controlling their destiny.

Oklahoma @ Missouri

The Tigers are likely still overrated, but apparently, the Sooners remain unranked at the moment for a reason.  Nevertheless, both teams gave fans a great game to watch, so good on both sides.

College Football Awards, Week 8 (2024) October 21, 2024

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COACHES
Wish I were himKirby Smart, Georgia

Honorable mention:  Josh Heupel, Tennessee

Glad I’m not him: Steve Sarkesian, Texas

Ditto:  Kalen DeBoer, Alabama

Lucky guy: Kalani Sitake, BYU

Poor guy: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Kenny Dillingham, Arizona State

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Shane Beamer, South Carolina

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Lincoln Riley, USC

Desperately seeking … anything:  Mike Norvell, Florida State

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Oregon (defeated Purdue 35-0)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Vanderbilt (defeated Ball State 24-14)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Charlotte (lost to No. 25 Navy 51-17)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Rice (lost to Tulane 24-10)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Indiana (defeated Nebraska 56-7)

Dang, they’re good: Georgia
Dang, they’re bad:  Kennesaw State

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Texas

Did the season start?  Nebraska
Can the season end?  Auburn

Can the season never end? Indiana

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 5 Georgia 30, No. 1 Texas 15

Play these again, too:  No. 11 Tennessee 24, No. 7 Alabama 17

Never play this again: No. 16 Indiana 56, Nebraska 7

What?  UCLA 35, Rutgers 32

HuhNo. 11 Tennessee 24, No. 7 Alabama 17

Are you kidding me??  Maryland 29, USC 28

Oh – my – GodNo. 5 Georgia 30, No. 1 Texas 15

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 9)
Ticket to die for:  No. 8 LSU @ No. 14 Texas A&M

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: Oregon State @ California

Best non-Power Four matchup: No. 17 Boise State @ UNLV

Upset alert: No. 24 Navy @ No. 12 Notre Dame

Must win: No. 5 Texas @ No. 25 Vanderbilt

Offensive explosion: New Mexico @ Colorado State

Defensive struggle: Auburn @ Kentucky

Great game no one is talking about: Syracuse @ No. 19 Pittsburgh

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Dan Lanning of Oregon vs Bret Bielema of Illinois

Honorable mention:  Jeff Brohm of Louisville vs Bill O’Brien of Boston College

Who’s bringing the body bags? Florida State @ No. 6 Miami (Fla.)

Why are they playing?  Liberty @ Kennesaw State

Plenty of good seats remaining: Utah State @ Wyoming

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Southern Miss @ James Madison

Week 8 Thoughts:

Last week was a tough act to follow.  This week nevertheless delivered some good ones. 

Let us address the 900-pound gorilla in the room by taking a look at the Georgia-Texas game.  The Longhorns are still good, but the Bulldogs bested them last night anyhow.  One takeaway is that neither team was able to handle its opponents’ front seven in the second half.  The problem was, Texas was also unable to handle Georgia’s in the first half.  Both teams have work to do to improve, with Georgia still probably having the bigger problem to deal with in terms of limitations of their own quarterback.  Nevertheless, it was a good game.

Perhaps more of a thriller was Tennessee defeating Alabama at home.  Nico Iamaleava seems to have marginally improved from the previous couple of games (he completed a monster pass with 1:33 left in the first half, for example, and made a clutch TD pass with 5:52 left in the game), but the real salvation for Tennessee came in their running game.  The tradition of the fans of the winning team lighting cigars materialized in such a way to see a smokey haze ascend out of Neyland Stadium upon the conclusion of the game.  As an aside, Alabama is 0-2 against teams from Tennessee this year.  That cannot sit well among the Crimson-clad faithful in the Yellowhammer State.

Don’t look now, but Indiana University is now 7-0 after dusting Nebraska 56-7.  At this rate, a projected record of 11-1 is not an unreasonable prognostication for the Hoosiers.

In other news, seeing Illinois don their 1920s-era throwback uniforms in honor of the 100th anniversary of Red Grange’s senior season there was a sheer delight to see.  Yes, before the Galloping Ghost become the first superstar in the NFL, he was tearing it up on the gridiron for Illinois.  Further props to Illinois for being able to recreate the vintage leather helmet graphic pattern on their modern-day Riddells.

Forget the last week’s prognostications:  the actual offensive explosion this week turned out to be Miami at Louisville.  The No. 6 Hurricanes triumphed in the end, 52-45.  Imagine if the Cardinals had a slightly better defense.  Not only would the outcome of the game likely been different, but their current record of 4-3 would likely be better as well.

College Football Awards, Week 5 (2024) September 30, 2024

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COACHES
Wish I were himKalen DeBoer, Alabama

Glad I’m not him: Kirby Smart, Georgia

Lucky guy: Mario Cristobal, Miami (Fla.)

Poor guy: Brent Pry, Virginia Tech

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: (inconclusive)

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Greg Schiano, Rutgers

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss

Desperately seeking … anything:  Lance Leipold, Kansas

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: James Madison (defeated Ball State 63-7)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oklahoma (defeated Auburn 27-21)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Temple (lost to Army 42-14)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Virginia Tech (lost to No. 7 Miami, Fla. 38-34)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Kansas State (defeated No. 20 Oklahoma State 42-20)

Dang, they’re good: Ohio State
Dang, they’re bad:  Buffalo

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Auburn

Did the season start?  Ole Miss
Can the season end?  Florida State

Can the season never end? Alabama

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 4 Alabama 41, No. 2 Georgia 34

Play this again, too:  Texas Tech 44, Cincinnati 41

Never play this again: James Madison 63, Ball State 0

What?  N/A

HuhArizona 23, No. 10 Utah 10

Are you kidding me??  No. 4 Alabama 41, No. 2 Georgia 34

Oh – my – GodKentucky 20, No. 6 Ole Miss 17

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 6)
Best game of the week:  No. 9 Missouri @ Texas A&M

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: Syracuse @ No. 25 UNLV

Best non-Power Four matchup: Colorado State @ Oregon State

Upset alert: SMU @ No. 22 Louisville

Must win: No. 12 Ole Miss @ South Carolina

Offensive explosion: Utah State @ Boise State

Defensive struggle: Navy @ Air Force

Great game no one is talking about: Rutgers @ Nebraska

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Greg Schiano of Rutgers vs Matt Rhule of Nebraska

Who’s bringing the body bags? No. 15 Clemson @ Florida State

Why are they playing?  N/A

Plenty of good seats remaining: Bowling Green @ Akron

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Temple @ UConn

Week 5 Thoughts:

Oklahoma @ Auburn

There are two types of teams that “can’t stand prosperity”.  The typical type is one that is on a win streak but then inexplicably loses a winnable game.  The atypical type is where a team that has been having a lousy season but then, in one game, is leading as an underdog for most of the 60 minutes, only to blow the lead in the last minutes of regulation.

Clearly Auburn fell into the latter category.  Going into the game against Oklahoma at 2-2, they already lost some games that many perceived to be winnable, namely Cal and Arkansas.  That losing prompted some in the press to speculate that Auburn football had lost its way.

Yet things seemed to turn around against Oklahoma.  The Tigers led most of the game until the Sooners scored at 8:34 in the 4th quarter, made the two point conversion, then broadened their lead to 27-21 when they kicked a field goal with 58 seconds left in the game.  Though Auburn got the ball back, that amount of time was not enough for them to go the length of the field.

So, has the War Eagle still “lost its way”?  Perhaps, but then again, this is the SEC, which is brutal top to bottom.  A potentially more plausible explanation is that Auburn is down in talent during a season when its surrounding competition is especially “up”, from LSU to Georgia, from Alabama to Tennessee.  Ole Miss was considered a top ten team prior to their upset loss at home to Kentucky, who in turn got spanked by South Carolina earlier this month.

Can they still turn things around and salvage the season?  Anything is possible.  The current problem for Auburn is, they have no time to lick their wounds, as the go on the road to Georgia next week.  Speaking of…

Georgia @ Alabama

Despite being down 28-0 early in the 2nd quarter to Alabama, Georgia gradually roared back and even briefly led with 2:42 left in the game.  Then Jalen Milroe’s 75-yard touchdown pass to Ryan Williams, along with a two-pointer, put the Crimson Tide back on top for good at 41-34. 

Does this mean that Georgia’s playoff hopes are dashed on the rocks?  Hardly, but they also have one of the toughest schedules of any team in the FBS this year (they still have yet to play Ole Miss, Texas, and Tennessee), and losing to Bama put them in the hole from the outset.

Nevertheless, should they make the playoffs, perhaps next time they’ll know better than to spot a top-ranked team four touchdowns before they decide to start playing football.