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College Football Awards, Week 13 (2024) November 25, 2024

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COACHES
Wish I were himRyan Day, Ohio State

Glad I’m not himCurt Cignetti, Indiana

Lucky guy: James Franklin, Penn State

Poor guy: P.J. Fleck, Minnesota

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Deion Sanders, Colorado

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Michael Desormeaux, Louisiana

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss

Desperately seeking … anything:  Kalani Sitake, BYU

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Tennessee (defeated UTEP 56-0)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Penn State (defeated Minnesota 26-25)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: UMass (lost to Georgia 59-21)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Minnesota (lost to No. 4 Penn State 26-25)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Louisville (defeated Pitt 37-9)

Dang, they’re good: Ohio State
Dang, they’re bad:  UTEP

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Alabama

Did the season start?  Ole Miss
Can the season end?  Mississippi State

Can the season never end? Kansas

GAMES
Play this again:  Auburn 43, No. 15 Texas A&M 41 (4OT)

Play this again, too:  No. 4 Penn State 26, Minnesota 25

Never play this again: No. 11 Tennessee 56, UTEP 0

What?  No. 21 Arizona State 28, No. 14 BYU 23

HuhFlorida 24, No. 9 Ole Miss 17

Double-Huh?  Auburn 43, No. 15 Texas A&M 41 (4OT)

Are you kidding me??  Kansas 37, No. 16 Colorado 21

Oh – my – GodOklahoma 24, No. 7 Alabama 3

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 14)
Ticket to die for:  No. 3 Texas @ No. 20 Texas A&M

Honorable mention No. 1:  No. 16 South Carolina @ No. 12 Clemson

Honorable mention No. 2:  Michigan @ No. 2 Ohio State

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: Stanford @ San Jose State

Best non-Power Four matchup: Memphis @ No. 18 Tulane

Upset alert: Kansas State @ No. 17 Iowa State

Must win: All Big XII games involving Iowa State, BYU, Arizona State, and Colorado

Offensive explosion: West Virginia @ Texas Tech

Defensive struggle: Nebraska @ Iowa

Great game no one is talking about: Navy @ East Carolina

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Hugh Freeze of Auburn vs Kalen DeBoer of Alabama

Who’s bringing the body bags? Purdue @ Indiana

Dishonorable mention:  Kent State @ Buffalo

Why are they playing?  Wyoming @ Washington State

Plenty of good seats remaining: UTEP @ New Mexico State

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Kennesaw State @ Louisiana Tech

Week 13 Thoughts:

In perusing through some of the interesting games from this week, just as we began with a game involving Louisville last week, it seems fitting that we do so again.  The Cardinals have given major Jekyll-and-Hyde vibes lately.  They hang tough with Miami, only losing by a touchdown.  Only two weeks later, they embarrass Clemson in Death Valley, thus mortally wounding the Tigers’ bid for the ACC crown.  Then a week later, they lay an egg in the 4th quarter to Stanford, giving the Cardinal (notice the lack of the plural) a rare win for their dismal year.  Apparently that embarrassment woke something up inside of them, for they turned things around the following week and ripped a potentially dangerous Pittsburgh team, 37-9.  If that team shows up in Lexington this upcoming week, the Governor’s Cup could likely come back to Louisville.

What most of us thought to be the main event of the day – at noon EST, no less – was the Indiana @ Ohio State game.  Finally, a chance to prove themselves against a top five team.  After getting licked by the Buckeyes 38-15, clearly Curt Cignetti & Co. have further developing and growth to undertake in order to be a legit top-five team themselves in the future.  But if the most recent, updated AP rankings are of any indication, it is still likely that IU could make the playoffs.

Speaking of potential playoff teams from the Big Ten, can we legitimately call Penn State the No. 4 team in the land after narrowly escaping a loss to unranked Minnesota?  Yes, P.J. Fleck’s teams are never to be underestimated, and they can make a team pay if said team lets down its guard.  But after such an impressive win on the part of the Nittany Lions, it raises the question of maybe the current rankings are some degree of wishful thinking than that of objective reasoning.  To broaden the scope of the matter at hand, are we truly going to say with a straight face that the three of the top five teams are all in in the B1G?  Are we trying to convince ourselves that No. 4 Penn State is somehow better than No. 6 Georgia?  Same question applies to Notre Dame, at No. 5, to be sure.  I offer this as food for thought as one last week in the regular season remains.

Meanwhile, with Kansas upsetting Colorado and with Arizona State escaping their matchup with BYU with a win, the race for the Big XII crown has been officially knocked on its ear.  As many as four teams could vie for the title – Colorado and BYU still, along with Iowa State and Arizona State, the latter of whom seems to have the strongest momentum of the pack.  Should all four teams win this upcoming week, how to sort out who plays for the conference title?  My personal choice would be to select the explosive combination of pizzazz and momentum, thus Colorado and Arizona State.  But let’s see how these teams fare in their regular season finales in the meantime.

All that said, despite the deserved hype of the Indiana-Ohio State game earlier in the day, the best game of the day turned out to be Texas A&M at Auburn at night.  The Aggies might have been looking past the Tigers, understandably as that program seems to have lost its way this year.  Nevertheless, Hugh Freeze managed to get the War Eagles prepared and focused, and it showed as they took they led the Aggies most of the the game, tied it up at the end of the regulation, then outlasted them in overtime in a wild thriller of a matchup in Jordan-Hare Stadium.

But if one upset in the SEC with title race implications is great, why not double our pleasure with another such upset?  Raise your hand if you had not given up Oklahoma for dead?  Then Alabama comes calling, only to come out flat the entire game.  The Sooners inexplicably held the Crimson Tide to three points the entire game, while Oklahoma scored far more than that.  Don’t look now, but Bama has three losses for this season.  And yet, is anybody going to deny, with a straight face, that they could not beat half the teams currently in the AP Top Ten?

Bottom line:  the Playoff Committee has their work cut out for them in sorting out this week as Rivalry Week is about to unfold.

College Football Awards, Week 12 (2024) November 18, 2024

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COACHES
Wish I were himKirby Smart, Georgia

Glad I’m not himJosh Heupel, Tennessee

Lucky guy: Dan Lanning, Oregon

Poor guy: Luke Fickell, Wisconsin

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Kalani Sitake

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jay Norvell, Colorado State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Jeff Brohm, Louisville

Desperately seeking … anything:  Brian Kelly, LSU

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Alabama (defeated Mercer 52-7)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oregon (defeated Wisconsin 16-13)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Purdue (lost to Penn State 49-10)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Wisconsin (lost to No. 1 Oregon 16-13)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Tulane (defeated Navy 35-0)

Dang, they’re good: Georgia
Dang, they’re bad:  Oregon State

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  BYU

Did the season start?  Kansas State
Can the season end?  LSU

Can the season never end? Colorado

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 1 Oregon 16, Wisconsin 13

Play this again, too:  No. 21 South Carolina 34, No. 23 Missouri 30

Never play this again: Texas State 58, Southern Miss 3

What?  Florida 27, No. 22 LSU 16

HuhStanford 38, No. 19 Louisville 35

Double-Huh?  Arizona State 24, No. 16 Kansas State 14

Are you kidding me??  No. 12 Georgia 31, No. 7 Tennessee 17

Oh – my – GodKansas 17, No. 6 BYU 13

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 13)
Ticket to die for:  No. 5 Indiana @ No. 2 Ohio State

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: No. 18 Army @ No. 6 Notre Dame

Best non-Power Four matchup: UNLV @ San Jose State

Upset alert: Kansas @ No. 16 Colorado

Must win: No. 14 BYU @ No. 21 Arizona State

(See also:  “ticket to die for”)

Offensive explosion: East Carolina @ North Texas

Defensive struggle: Iowa State @ Utah

Great game no one is talking about: Illinois @ Rutgers

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Pat Narduzzi of Pittsburgh vs Jeff Brohm of Louisville

Who’s bringing the body bags? UMass @ No. 8 Georgia

Why are they playing?  UTEP @ No. 10 Tennessee

Plenty of good seats remaining: Charleston Southern @ Florida State

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Wofford @ No. 16 South Carolina

Week 12 Thoughts:

Let us start out on the west coast with Louisville visiting Stanford.  The Cardinals had two things going against them for this game.  One is that they were coming off a bye week, and that typically throws college teams off, especially their offense.  Second, this was a team in the Eastern Timezone that ventured out to the west coast.  That time difference also throws off college teams, thus it affects their performance negatively.  Still, Louisville was leading Stanford by two touchdowns going into the fourth quarter.  Then the Cards blew that lead big time, and in the end, the Cardinal defeated the Cardinals on a last-second field goal.  Head coach Jeff Brohm himself admitted that the team “gave in at the end”, and the barrage of penalties throughout the game likewise contributed to the upset loss.

Meanwhile, Oregon, the current No. 1 team, ventured into Madison, Wis., to take on the Badgers.  Apparently Dan Lanning & Co. were unaware of just how tough a place Camp Randall Stadium is to play, especially at nighttime, hence the Ducks’ narrow margin of victory in a surprise defensive struggle, 16-13.

Turning one’s attention to the game of the week, wherein Tennessee played Georgia “between the hedges”, a key takeaway for me emerged as the Bulldogs proceeded to a convincing win.  The Volunteers did not have a deep threat the entire game, and the Bulldogs exploited that by putting constant pressure on up front on their QB.  Nico Iamaleava is young, and will likely grow further into his key role.  What is now clear is that this year is not the year – yet – for the Vols, but with further seasoning and growth, they could likely vie more effectively for the playoffs next season. 

Conversely, Georgia QB Carson Beck seems to have found his way out of his multi-week slump, and performed brilliantly against a potentially lethal foe, throwing for 347 yards and two touchdowns. 

Finally, BYU did control its own destiny regarding the road to the Big XII championship and a possible playoff bid.  That road now has more obstacles than before after the Cougars coughed up the game at home to Kansas, 17-13.  Discerning observers of the game have noticed that the Jayhawks had improved considerably over the past couple of weeks, but to that extent?  Perhaps BYU was looking past Kansas in anticipation of taking on newly-ranked Arizona State.  In so doing, they added to the urgency of next week’s game in Tempe, Ariz.

All the while, Colorado continues to roll through Big XII competition, and it is still not inconceivable that the Buffaloes and the Cougs could be headed for a showdown for a playoff berth come early December.

College Football Awards, Week 12 (2023) November 22, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were himKalen DeBoer, Washington

Glad I’m not him: Lance Leipold, Kansas

Lucky guy: Eliah Drinkwitz, Missouri

Poor guy: Billy Napier, Florida

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Deion Sanders, Colorado

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jeff Traylor, UTSA

Also:  Jerry Kill, New Mexico State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Hugh Freeze, Auburn

Desperately seeking … anything:  Ryan Walters, Purdue

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Alabama (defeated Chattanooga 66-10)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oklahoma (defeated BYU 31-24)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Hawai’i (lost to Wyoming 42-9)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Maryland (lost to No. 3 Michigan 31-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Arizona (defeated No. 22 Utah 42-18)  

Dang, they’re good: Oregon


Dang, they’re bad:  Purdue

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  James Madison

Did the season start?  North Carolina
Can the season end?  Auburn

Can the season never endGeorgia

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 5 Washington 22, No. 11 Oregon 20

Play this again, too:  No. 21 Kansas State 31, No. 25 Kansas 27

Never play this again: No. 8 Alabama 66, Chattanooga 10

What?  Appalachian State 26, James Madison 23, OT

HuhVirginia 30, Duke 27

Are you kidding me??  Clemson 31, No. 20 North Carolina 20

Oh – my – GodNew Mexico State 31, Auburn 10

Told you so:  No. 16 Iowa 15, Illinois 13

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 13)
Ticket to die for:  No. 2 Ohio State @ No. 3 Michigan

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: UTSA vs No. 24 Tulane  Also:  Jacksonville State @ NM State

Upset alert: South Carolina @ Clemson

Must win: Washington State @ No. 5 Washington

Offensive explosion: No. 11 Oregon State @ No. 6 Oregon

Defensive struggle: No. 16 Iowa @ Nebraska

Great game no one is talking about: North Carolina @ NC State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Jeff Brohm of Louisville vs Mark Stoops of Kentucky

Honorable Mention:  Deion Sanders of Colorado vs Kyle Whittingham of Utah

Who’s bringing the body bags?  No. 17 Arizona @ Arizona State

Why are they playing? Liberty @ UTEP

Plenty of good seats remaining: Tulsa @ East Carolina

Plenty of good seats remaining, B1G Edition:  Indiana @ Purdue

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Vanderbilt @ Tennessee

Week 12 Thoughts:

Maryland vs Michigan

The Terrapins played the Wolverines reasonably close, losing by only a touchdown, 31-24.  Is this close score on account of the matchup being a trap game for Michigan?  They just came off a big win in Happy Valley, and must now prepare for “The Game”.  If the matchup against Maryland does not scream “trap game”, what does?  Moreover, did Jim Harbaugh’s absence hurt Michigan’s performance that much?  Or, were the Wolverines simply playing their cards close to the vest, without giving away any major secret plays, while executing a very conservative game plan?  I personally suspect the latter.

Miami (FL) vs Louisville

The Cardinals, by the hardest, pulled off a win in Miami.  Mirabile dictu, in his first year at the helm at Louisville, Jeff Brohm has clinched a spot in the ACC championship game against Florida State.

Auburn vs New Mexico State

In the O-M-G upset of the year, the Aggies (the ones in Las Cruces, not College Station) have defeated the Tigers 31-10.  Surely this is the greatest win in the history of the program for New Mexico State, and surely this is Auburn’s most ignominious loss in at least, say, 45 years.

Iowa State vs Texas

In the upset alert that was not, the Longhorns proved many a doubter wrong and triumphed, fairly convincingly, in Ames.  Texas’ recent loss of running back Jonathon Brooks to an ACL tear last week seemed to doom their running game.  The two most recent games indicated inconsistencies in their offense overall.  The Cyclones’ defense was known to be stingy, especially at home.  On top of all that, the weather for this game was colder than what the Longhorns are used to back in Austin.  And yet, the Horns still proved the doubters wrong.  This time, there was no close call.  QB Qwinn Ewers executed more consistently than in the past couple of games, the running game was still there, and the defense made some big plays when needed.  Make no mistake:  winning by 10 points in Ames in the latter part of November is a rather impressive feat.

Northwestern vs Purdue

Leave it to Purdue to find new ways to disappoint its fans.  This team could not even beat a mediocre Northwestern team.  Is it too early to speculate that Ryan Walters is Darrell Hazell 2.0?  Conversely, the Wildcats, whom everyone gave up for dead earlier in the season, is now bowl-eligible.

Looking ahead to Week 13: 

(Yay, it’s Rivalry Week!)

Michigan vs Ohio State

A.K.A., “The Game”.  It all comes down to this.  Or does it?  The winner is in the driver’s seat for the playoffs.  Too bad the B1G has not yet wised up and allowed the two teams with the best records in the conference to play each other for a matchup.

Purdue vs Indiana

Meanwhile, it’s a race to the bottom in the B1G as the two play for the Old Oaken Bucket.

Louisville vs Kentucky

The Wildcats have had the recent upper hand in the Governor’s Cup rivalry, winning the last four.  Having just clinched a berth in the ACC championship, the Cardinals’ Jeff Brohm is surely out to make a statement and halt that trend.

Oregon vs Oregon State

This could be one of the hardest-fought, high-scoring “Civil Wars” of recent memory.  Buckle up, and enjoy!

Illinois vs Northwestern

The Wildcats, now with six wins, are technically bowl-eligible.  The Illini are now fighting for bowl-eligibility, and this is their last chance.  Such is a great example of two mediocre teams pitted together can make for a potentially great game.

South Carolina vs Clemson

Speaking of fighting for bowl eligibility, the Gamecocks, sitting at 5-6, are in the same position as Illinois, though they are have a tougher task to make it to the six-win mark, since they face the Tigers. 

That said, having passed something of a test against Kentucky, perhaps South Carolina might now pass a slightly harder one.

NC State vs North Carolina

No doubt that the Tarheels did not predict they would be sitting at only 8-3 at this point.  Oddly, the Wolfpack has the same current record.  Moreover, how ironic is it that, going into this game, NC State is the ranked team?

College Football Awards, Week 10 (2023) November 6, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were himNick Saban, Alabama

Honorable mention:  Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Glad I’m not him: Brian Kelly, LSU

Lucky guy: Steve Sarkesian, Texas

Poor guy: Chris Klieman, Kansas State

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Luke Fickell, Wisconsin

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jedd Fisch, Arizona

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame

Desperately seeking … anything:  Dino Babers, Syracuse

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Oregon (defeated Cal 63-19)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Tulane (defeated East Carolina 13-10)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Purdue (lost to No. 3 Michigan 41-13)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  East Carolina

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  James Madison (defeated Georgia State 42-14)  

Dang, they’re good: Alabama
Dang, they’re bad:  Arizona State

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Air Force

Did the season start?  Oklahoma
Can the season end?  Middle Tennessee

Can the season never endOregon

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 22 Oklahoma State 27, No. 9 Oklahoma 24

Play this again, too:  Memphis 59, South Florida 50

Never play this again: No. 17 Tennessee 59, UConn 3

What?  Army 23, No. 25 Air Force 3

HuhArizona 27, No. 24 UCLA 10

Are you kidding me??  No. 22 Oklahoma State 27, No. 9 Oklahoma 24

Oh – my – GodClemson 31, No. 15 Notre Dame 23

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 11)
Ticket to die for:  No. 3 Michigan @ No. 11 Penn State

Honorable Mention:  No. 10 Ole Miss @ No. 3 Georgia

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: Wyoming @ UNLV

Upset alert: No. 17 Tennessee @ No 12 Missouri

Must win: No. 17 Tennessee @ No 12 Missouri

Offensive explosion: No. 20 USC @ No. 6 Oregon

Defensive struggle: Pittsburgh @ Syracuse

Great game no one is talking about: Texas State @ Coastal Carolina

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Lane Kiffin of Ole Miss vs Kirby Smart of Georgia

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Tulsa @ No. 21 Tulane

Why are they playing? UConn @ James Madison

Plenty of good seats remaining: Sam Houston State @ Louisiana Tech

Plenty of good seats remaining, SEC Edition:  Vanderbilt @ South Carolina

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Holy Cross @ Army

Week 9 Thoughts:

Oklahoma State vs Oklahoma

The Bedlam Series went to hiatus on a high note in Stillwater.  Plenty of drama, mistakes, and big plays to go around on both sides of the ball, with the Cowboys, in the end, giving their hated rival a massive sewage burger to eat as the Sooners are departing for the SEC next year.  It is the sort of game fans would dream of to transpire in T. Boone Pickens Stadium.

Texas vs Kansas State

This game was the week’s upset alert, and the suspicion almost came true.  Granted, the Longhorn’s backup QB Maalik Murphy is but a freshman, but one cannot thrown even two INTs against a tough team like Kansas State and expect to win the game.  And yet, Texas did, by the hardest.  It helped that the defense came through with the game on the line in OT, making a key stop on 4th down with a sack to KSU QB Will Howard.  It also helped that Texas did a decent job of establishing the running game through stretches of the game, with 230 yards and two rushing touchdowns.  But going forward, Murphy needs to work on his completion percentage and turnover prevention.

Tennessee vs UConn

Looks like the Volunteers got their annual November SEC body bag game in early this year, since most of the rest of the conference will be getting theirs in come the 18th instead.  Commendably, on that day, Tennessee plays Georgia, so at least there will be one game in the SEC worth seeing that weekend.

Louisville vs Virginia Tech

Granted that the Hokies are not very strong this year, but it is impressive nevertheless how the Cardinals demolished them all the same.  It is shaping up to be one memorable year as Jeff Brohm’s inaugural season as head coach of his alma mater.

USC vs Washington

That a memorable shootout occurred in Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum is no surprise.  That Trojans QB Caleb Williams was not able to win despite a nearly-flawless performance was tragic.  We can blame USC’s inept defensive coordinator for the bulk of the losses up to now, but this time, to be fair, it is hard to overcome the formidable Huskies QB Michael Penix Jr.

Other games:

One thing to notice was the small upsets throughout the Big Ten this week.  Indiana upset Wisconsin at home; Illinois pulled out a win on the road against Minnesota; and Michigan State, despite their self-inflicted disarray, managed to upset Nebraska.  What does one want to bet that one of those losing teams anticipated taking home an “L” that week?  Looks like Luke Fickell, P.J. Fleck, and Matt Rhule are also looking for sunglasses and a fake beard right now.

Looking ahead to Week 11: 

Penn State vs Michigan

The Wolverines roll into Happy Valley to take on the Nittany Lions.  This will be Michigan’s first real opportunity to prove they belong in the top three, if not the No. 1 spot.

Tennessee vs Missouri

This game could determine the solid No. 2 in the SEC East after clear leader Georgia.

Georgia vs Ole Miss

This is the other “ticket to die for” of the upcoming week.  The Rebels have quietly worked their way up the rankings to No. 10.  Granted, there is often a considerable discrepancy in talent between teams of those respective rankings, but this will be a good test for both squads.

Utah vs Washington

As good as Utah’s defense is, it will likely be not enough to contain Washington’s offense.

Oregon vs USC

Poor USC.  First they lose a heartbreaking shootout at home to Washington, now they have to travel up to Eugene, where their defense is likely to receive its worse pommeling yet (and that’s saying something).  But now that Lincoln Riley has axed his feckless DC Alex Grinch, perhaps the Trojans’ D might see some gradual improvement.

Duke vs North Carolina

One of the most venerable rivalries in the ACC is about to commence its latest football edition.  With two good teams this time around, it’s likely to be a good one.

College Football Awards Week 9 (2023) November 2, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were himDan Lanning, Oregon

Honorable mention:  Lance Leipold, Kansas

Glad I’m not him: Kyle Whittingham, Utah

Lucky guy: Dana Dimel, UTEP

Poor guy: K.C. Keeler, Sam Houston State

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Kalen DeBoer, Washington

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Rich Rodriguez, Jacksonville State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Desperately seeking … anything:  Dabo Swinney, Clemson

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Florida State (defeated Wake Forest 41-16)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Washington (defeated Stanford 42-33)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Michigan State (lost to No. 2 Michigan 49-0)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Indiana (lost to No. 10 Penn State 33-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Kansas State (defeated Houston 41-0)  

Dang, they’re good: Oregon


Dang, they’re bad:  Tulsa

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Oklahoma

Did the season start?  North Carolina
Can the season end?  Sam Houston State

Can the season never endLouisville

GAMES
Play this again:  Kansas 38, No. 6 Oklahoma 33

Never play this again: SMU 69, Tulsa 10

What?  Northwestern 33, Maryland 27

HuhArizona 27, No. 11 Oregon State 24

Are you kidding me??  Georgia Tech 46, No. 17 North Carolina 42

Oh – my – GodKansas 38, No. 6 Oklahoma 33

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 10)
Ticket to die for:  No. 13 LSU @ No. 8 Alabama

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: Jacksonville State @ South Carolina

Best non-Power Five matchup: South Alabama @ Troy

Upset alert: No. 25 Kansas State @ No. 7 Texas

Must win: No. 10 Oklahoma @ Oklahoma State

Offensive explosion: No. 5 Washington @ No. 24 USC

Defensive struggle: Arkansas @ Florida

Great game no one is talking about: No. 23 James Madison @ Georgia State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Nick Saban of Alabama vs Brian Kelly of LSU

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Purdue @ No. 2 Michigan

Why are they playing? UConn @ No. 19 Tennessee

Plenty of good seats remaining: Kent State @ Akron

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Campbell @ North Carolina

Week 9 Thoughts:

Kansas vs Oklahoma

Was this the only competitive game for this weekend’s noon EDT time slot?  Not quite.  Penn State vs Indiana, far from the “body bag game” it could have been on paper, was incredibly competitive until the past few minutes of the game.  This particular game, though, was competitive throughout, with Kansas surprisingly leading the bulk of the time, and, even more so, surprisingly winning.  Was this a trap game for the Sooners?   Were they thinking about playing their hated in-state rival, Oklahoma State, the following week?  That would not be logical.  At this point, the Jayhawks are a stronger team than the Cowboys, so the recipe for a trap game does not come together for this head-scratcher of an upset, but signature win for the program under Lance Leipold.

Utah vs Oregon

The Utes may have hitherto passed numerous tests, but not this one.  Oregon clearly had the winning formula to exploit what very few weaknesses Utah’s proven defense had, and the final score proved it, 35-6, in Rice-Eccles Stadium, of all places.  Furthermore, the Ducks are not going away anytime soon.  Already having clawed their way back to the No. 6 spot in the AP polls, this apparent second wind could carry them to an epic clash for the Pac-12 championship.

Texas vs BYU

In contrast to Oklahoma’s close call against UCF last week wherein this week they clearly did not bounce back, Texas clearly did over BYU after their close call last week at Houston.  Or did they?  A 35-6 triumph over the Cougars should be as convincing as any on paper, given the consistent discipline and tenacity of the visiting team.  Yet concerns remain:  the Longhorns’ red zone inconsistencies persist.  Most disturbing was their inability to punch it in from the goal line on a particular drive, a carbon-copy scenario of point off the board against hated OU in Dallas just a few weeks earlier.  Above all else, Texas needs to fix their goal line offensive woes if they have any aspirations for the playoffs.

Louisville vs Duke

Nobody is going to dispute that Duke is a very respectable team, never to be taken lightly, and only narrowly missing a chance to beat Notre Dame a few weeks prior.  Yet the Cardinals demolished the Blue Devils anyhow.  Even notwithstanding the trap game loss at Pittsburgh, it is amazing the team that Jeff Brohm has built in his inaugural season coaching his alma mater, a squad that is already beyond bowl-eligible.  A winnable stretch of three games remains, then they close out the season with a potential slugfest against in-state rival Kentucky.  This is a team worth keeping one’s eye on as high-stakes November approaches.

Looking ahead to Week 10: 

South Carolina vs Jacksonville State

The Gamecocks have struggled mightily this year, and now, an intriguing test approaches.  Is Jacksonville State that good at 7-2, or have their seven wins come from Group-of-Five cupcakes?  This game will be an interesting test of respective strengths. Also intriguing: the Gamecocks will be playing the Gamecocks.

Ole Miss vs Texas A&M

The Aggies’ offense has been up and down this year.  If it is up for this game, this could be a potentially high-scoring game.

Texas vs Kansas State

Sure, Texas just notched a convincing win, but the Wildcats just mauled the other Cougars (Houston), 41-0.  Now would be a good time for the Longhorns to fix their goal line offensive woes, or they had better be prepared to be upset at home.

Oklahoma State vs Oklahoma

The Badlam Series game comes early this year.  The Sooners might come into Stillwater with a renewed focus after being blindsided by Kansas this past weekend.  At the same time, the Cowboys are slightly down from previous strong years.  It might not be a pretty sight for the Cowboys.

Tulane vs East Carolina

The Green Wave and the Pirates have polar-opposite records (7-1 and 1-7), respectively.  When was the last time that Tulane could be enjoying a body bag game?

Alabama vs LSU

Brian Kelly’s Bayou Bengals take on Nick Saban’s Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa.  What more do we need to add to convince ourselves that this is likely the game of the week?

USC vs Washington

Get ready for some offensive fireworks, West Coast-style.

Arizona vs UCLA

The Wildcats have already knocked off ranked teams back-to-back.  Can they three-peat?

College Football Awards Week 8 (2023) October 23, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were him:  Ryan Day, Ohio State

Glad I’m not him: James Franklin, Penn State

Lucky guy: Steve Sarkesian, Texas

Poor guy: Dana Holgorsen, Houston

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Kalen DeBoer, Washington

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Barry Odom, UNLV

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Kirk Ferentz, Iowa

Desperately seeking … anything:  Sam Pittman, Arkansas

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: LSU (defeated Army 62-0)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Washington (defeated Arizona State 15-7)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Michigan State (lost to No. 2 Michigan 49-0)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Central Florida (lost to Oklahoma 31-29)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Kansas State (defeated TCU 41-3)  

Dang, they’re good: Michigan
Dang, they’re bad:  Southern Miss

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  North Carolina

Did the season start?  USC
Can the season end?  Sam Houston State

Can the season never endOhio State

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 3 Ohio State 20, No. 7 Penn State 12

Never play this again: LSU 62, Army 0

What?  Ball State 24, Central Michigan 17

HuhNevada 6, SDSU 0

Are you kidding me??  Minnesota 12, No. 24 Iowa 10

Oh – my – GodVirginia 31, No. 10 North Carolina 27

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 9)
Ticket to die for:  No. 8 Oregon @ No. 13 Utah

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: (none)

Best non-Power Five matchup: UNLV @ Fresno State

Upset alert: Kentucky @ No. 21 Tennessee

Must win: No. 16 Duke @ No. 20 Louisville

Offensive explosion: Colorado @ No. 23 UCLA

Defensive struggle: (uncertain)

Great game no one is talking about: Miami (OH) @ Ohio U

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Deion Sanders of Colorado vs Chip Kelly of UCLA

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Indiana @ No. 10 Penn State

Why are they playing? Pitt @ No. 14 Notre Dame

Plenty of good seats remaining: UMass @ Army

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  East Carolina @ UTSA

Week 8 Thoughts:

Ohio State vs Penn State

After this week, Penn State proved that they are an excellent football team.  The only problem is for them, that Ohio State proved that they are even better, to the point where the Buckeyes demonstrated they belong in the top five.

USC vs Utah

The Utes passed a test, but not quite in the way anticipated.  As good as Utah’s defense is, their offense surpassed USC’s on the ground (249 rushing yards compared to USC’s 145).  Clearly, the Trojans were beat up front.  Also telling:  While Utah QB Bryson Barnes had three TD passes, USC’s Caleb Williams, last year’s Heisman winner, had zero.  All of USC’s touchdowns were ironically on the ground.  The Trojans passed to set up the run, while the Utes ran to set up the pass.

To look at things more strategically, Lincoln Riley needs to evolve his offense beyond counting on Williams to go out there and simply conjure up magic.  Utah’s approach was clearly more fundamentally sound, and it bore the sweet fruit of victory.

Other thoughts:

Oklahoma’s and Texas’ performances were lackluster this week.  This is most curious.  To contextualize, both teams are coming off bye weeks after an epic showdown against each other in the Cotton Bowl the week before then.  What is afoot, and, can both of these teams shake off this apparent funk?

Also, it is too bad that Iowa has a bye this time around, as whomever they play appears to become a shoo-in for the defensive struggle of the week.  That said, the 12-10 result in favor of rival Minnesota was ‘surpassed’, for an even greater defensive struggle occurred between Mississippi State and Arkansas, with the latter triumphing 7-3.  Or, perhaps we should consider Nevada eclipsing SDSU 6-0.  Then there is the head-scratcher of Arizona State holding No. 5 Washington to only 15 points, but they could only muster seven in turn.  Quite the statistical cluster for one week of football.

Looking ahead to Week 9: 

Oklahoma vs Kansas

Possibly the only interesting game for the noon EDT time slot this upcoming week, which is a shame.

Louisville vs Duke

Both teams have top 20 rankings, and both are seeking redemption as they are coming off losses.  This could be a good one.

Texas vs BYU

Steve Sarkesian coaches against his alma mater.  That alone is intriguing.  What is even more intriguing is whether Texas (along with Oklahoma in its respective game) can play back to form after the Longhorns dodged a bullet this week.

Minnesota vs Michigan State

Sometimes two bad teams butting heads can make for a decent game.  Here is one potential example, what with Minnesota inexplicably underperforming, and Michigan State in a self-inflicted disarray.  Like a trainwreck, you can’t not watch.

Utah vs Oregon

The Utes’ vaunted defense will be put to an even bigger test this time, as Oregon’s offense does not simply revolve around the unsystematic approach of simply asking their QB to create big plays out of nothing (looking your way, USC).

UCLA vs Colorado

If both teams bring their A-game, then sit back and enjoy the offensive fireworks display.

College Football Awards, Week 13 (2018) November 25, 2018

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(Note:  All rankings are current AP [week 13] unless otherwise noted.)

COACHES
Wish I were him: Urban Meyer, Ohio State

Glad I’m not him: Jim Harbaugh, Michigan

Lucky guy: Justin Fuente, Virginia Tech

Poor guy: Bronco Mendenhall, Virginia

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: David Cutcliffe, Duke

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Derek Mason, Vanderbilt

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard:  Jeremy Pruitt, Tennessee

Desperately seeking … anything:  Jonathan Smith, Oregon State

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Kentucky (defeated Louisville 56-10)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Texas (defeated Kansas 24-17)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: East Carolina (lost to Cincinnati 56-6)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  UTSA (lost to North Texas 24-21)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Ohio State (defeated No. 4 Michigan 62-39)

Dang, they’re good: Ohio State

Dang, they’re bad:  Louisville

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Washington State

Did the season start?  Wisconsin

Can the season end?  Arkansas

Can the season never endClemson

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 6 Oklahoma 59, No. 13 West Virginia 56

Play this again, too:  No. 22 Texas A&M 74, No. 7 LSU 72, 7OT

Never play this again: Temple 57, UConn 7

What? Minnesota 37, Wisconsin 15

HuhNo. 23 Boise State 33, No. 21 Utah State 24

Double Huh?  No. 16 Washington 28, No. 8 Washington State 15

Are you kidding me??  No. 22 Texas A&M 74, No. 7 LSU 72, 7OT

Oh – my – GodNo. 10 Ohio State 62, No. 4 Michigan 39

NEXT WEEK

Rankings are current AP (week 13)
Ticket to die for:  No. 14 Texas vs No. 6 Oklahoma also:  No. 1 Alabama @ No. 5 Georgia

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: Marshall @ Virginia Tech

Best non-Power Five matchup: UAB @ Middle Tennessee

Upset alert: No. 19 Northwestern vs. No. 10 Ohio State

Must win: Any conference championship game

Offensive explosion: inconclusive

Defensive struggle: inconclusive

Great game no one is talking about: Memphis @ No. 9 UCF

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Pat Fitzgerald of Northwestern vs Urban Meyer of Ohio State

Who’s bringing the body bags? East Carolina @ NC State

Why are they playing?  Drake @ No. 25 Iowa State

Plenty of good seats remaining: inconclusive

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Akron @ South Carolina

 

 

College Football Awards, Week 10 (2018) November 4, 2018

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(Note:  All rankings are current AP [week 10] unless otherwise noted.)

COACHES
Wish I were him: Nick Saban, Alabama

Glad I’m not him: James Franklin, Penn State

Lucky guy: Dana Holgorsen, West Virginia

Poor guy: Tom Herman, Texas

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Urban Meyer, Ohio State

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Matt Wells, Utah State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard:  Bobby Petrino, Louisville

Desperately seeking … anything:  Brett Brennan, San Jose State

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Clemson (defeated Louisville 77-16)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Ohio State (defeated Nebraska 36-31)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Louisville (lost to Clemson 77-16)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Charlotte (to Tennessee 14-3)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Michigan (defeated No. 14 Penn State 42-7)

Dang, they’re good: Clemson

Dang, they’re bad:  San Jose State

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Florida

Did the season start?  Miami

Can the season end?  Louisville

Can the season never endMichigan

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 13 West Virginia 42, No. 17 Texas 41

Play this again, too:  Purdue 38, No. 16 Iowa 36

Never play this again: No. 2 Clemson 77, Louisville 16

What? Baylor 35, Oklahoma State 31

HuhPitt 23, No. 25 Virginia 13

Double Huh?  Purdue 38, No. 16 Iowa 36

Are you kidding me??  Arizona State 38, No. 15 Utah 20

Oh – my – GodMissouri 38, No. 11 Florida 17

NEXT WEEK

Rankings are current AP (week 10)
Best game of the week:  (lots of decent games, but nothing spectacular)

One good game to see:  Auburn @ No. 6 Georgia

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: USF @ Cincinnati  also:  Fresno State @ Boise State

Upset alert: Michigan State @ No. 10 Ohio State

Must win: South Carolina @ No. 11 Florida

Offensive explosion: Texas @ Texas Tech

Defensive struggle: Kansas @ Kansas State

Great game no one is talking about: No. 8 Washington State @ Colorado

Also:  Wisconsin @ Penn State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Tom Herman of Texas vs. Kliff Kingsbury of Texas Tech

Who’s bringing the body bags? Utah State @ San Jose State

Why are they playing?  Navy @ No. 12 UCF

Plenty of good seats remaining: East Carolina @ Tulane

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Georgia State @ Louisiana

 

 

College Football Awards Week 13 (2017) November 27, 2017

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(Note:  All rankings are current AP [week 13] unless otherwise noted.)

COACHES
Wish I were him: Gus Malzahn, Auburn

Glad I’m not him: Nick Saban, Alabama

Lucky guy: Matt Luke, Ole Miss

Poor guy: Brian Kelly, Notre Dame

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Frank Solich, Ohio U

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Rocky Long, San Diego State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mark Richt, Miami  also:  Tom Herman, Texas

Desperately seeking … anything:  Bret Bielema, Arkansas

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Penn State (defeated Maryland 66-3)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: TCU (defeated Baylor 45-22)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: East Carolina (lost to No. 20 Memphis 70-13)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  San Jose State (defeated Wyoming 20-17)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:   Louisville (defeated Kentucky 44-17)

Dang, they’re good: Auburn

Dang, they’re bad:  East Carolina

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Miami

Did the season start?  Alabama

Can the season end?  Arkansas

Can the season never endOklahoma

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 6 Auburn 26, No. 1 Alabama 14

Play this again, too:  Ole Miss 31, No. 14 Mississippi State 28

Never play this again: No. 20 Memphis 70, East Carolina 13

What? Ole Miss 31, No. 14 Mississippi State 28

Huh?  No. 21 Stanford 38, No. 8 Notre Dame 20

Are you kidding me??  Pittsburgh 24, No. 2 Miami 14

Oh – my – GodNo. 6 Auburn 26, No. 1 Alabama 14

NEXT WEEK

(rankings are current AP, post-week 13)
Ticket to die for:  No. 9 Ohio State vs. No. 5 Wisconsin in the B1G championship (Indianapolis)

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: No. 20 Memphis @ No. 15 UCF (AAC championship)

Upset alert: Ohio State vs. Wisconsin  Also:  No. 7 Georgia vs. No. 6 Auburn in the SEC championship (Atlanta)

Must win: (any championship game with playoff implications)

Offensive explosion: No. 12 TCU @ No. 4 Oklahoma (Big XII championship)

Defensive struggle: (jury’s still out)

Great game no one is talking about: No. 21 Stanford vs. No. 11 USC in the Pac-12 championship

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Mark Richt of Miami vs. Dabo Swinney of Clemson

Who’s bringing the body bags? Louisiana-Monroe @ Florida State

Why are they playing? UMass @ FIU

Plenty of good seats remaining: Georgia Southern @ Coastal Carolina

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Idaho @ Georgia State

Week 13 Random Thoughts:

This weekend was one of reckoning for teams vying for playoff contention.  Some survived, others went down in flames.  One, surprisingly, was Alabama.  In hindsight, the Tide was somewhat fool’s gold.  All their tough conference games were at home.  The season’s opener against Florida State was supposed to be a very marquee matchup, but it quickly became a rout once the Seminoles’ starting quarterback was knocked out of the game (and out for the season), thus sending FSU’s season town the toilet before it truly began.  Last week should have been a greater warning than most of us acknowledged, what with Mississippi State giving the Tide a scare on the road.  They escaped, only to face their first real test of the whole season, ironically at its end.  They failed to step up to the challenge.  Conversely, Auburn has proven they are the real deal, a playoff-worthy contender.

Clemson seems to have bounced back very nicely from the loss of their starting QB.  Having handily defeated a good South Carolina team, they now prepare for this upcoming week’s ACC championship game.  There they face Miami, who surprisingly lost to Pitt in their first loss all year.  The inopportune loss was bad enough, but they looked listless in defeat as well, perhaps convincing a critical mass of voters that the Hurricanes are not the playoff-worthy team we thought they were.  All that said, they still clinched their division for the first time since its inception, and now face the Tigers this upcoming week.  The odds favor the Tigers, but then again, there are compelling reasons why we line ‘em up and play.

Ohio State stated off slowly against Michigan in “The Big House,” allowing the Wolverines to score two touchdowns.  But the Buckeyes eventually got going and eventually rolled to victory.  While Alabama failed to knock Auburn out of contention, Notre Dame’s convincing loss to Stanford and Miami’s sudden loss could nevertheless keep the door open for their playoff hopes.  Next step is to beat Wisconsin the Big Ten championship game in Indianapolis this upcoming weekend.

Texas seemed to have rediscovered their offense on the road last week at West Virginia.  This week, they could only muster 23 points, at home, to Texas Tech, who is hardly the defensive juggernaut.  Things have improved this year with the Longhorns compared to the previous few seasons.  Case in point, the Horns remain bowl-eligible.  But much work and improvement clearly remains.  The biggest objective is:  find offensive consistency.

Louisville is finally playing back to form, practically scoring at will over a deceptively formidably Kentucky squad.  Whether Lamar Jackson deserves a return trip to Manhattan for Heisman consideration is neither here nor there, but his team is in a far better position than it was last year, trending the proper direction as they await their bowl bid destination.

Okay, so my “near-perfect playoff scenario” is already compromised.  This is not a huge surprise.  In hindsight, Alabama was not the juggernaut we thought they were, and Miami was not as far along as they seemed earlier this year (but at this rate, Mark Richt will bring them into legit contention).  Perhaps, at this rate, it could be Clemson, Auburn, Ohio State, and Oklahoma.  With that in mind, Auburn is to face Georgia for a rematch, this time in Atlanta.  The Bulldogs shall surely be out for revenge.  The bottom line is, the reckoning is not over yet.  Buckle up.

But seriously, Ohio State, ditch those gray-black uniforms.  They look horrible.

College Football Awards Week 7 (2017) October 15, 2017

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(Note:  All rankings are current AP [week 7] unless otherwise noted.)

COACHES
Wish I were him: Justin Wilcox, Cal

Glad I’m not him: Dabo Swinney, Clemson

Lucky guy: Dino Babers, Syracuse

Poor guy: Jim McElwain, Florida

Desperately seeking a clue: Bobby Petrino, Louisville

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Bronco Mendenhall, Virginia

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Gus Malzahn, Auburn

Desperately seeking … anything:  Butch Jones, Tennessee

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Oklahoma State (defeated Baylor 59-16)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Clemson (lost to Syracuse 27-24))

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Baylor (lost to No. 14 Oklahoma State 59-16)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Purdue (lost to No. 7 Wisconsin 17-9)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Cal (defeated No. 8 Washington State 37-3)

Dang, they’re good: Ohio State

Dang, they’re bad:  UTEP

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Washington State

Did the season start?  Louisville

Can the season end?  North Carolina

Can the season never endGeorgia  also:  Alabama

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 12 Oklahoma 29, Texas 24

Play this again, too:  Texas A&M 19, Florida 17

Never play this again: Arkansas State 51, Coastal Carolina 17

WhatWest Virginia 46, No. 24 Texas Tech 35

Huh?  LSU 27, No. 10 Auburn 23

Double HuhArizona State 13, No. 5 Washington 7

Are you kidding me??  Cal 37, No. 8 Washington State 3

Oh – my – GodSyracuse 27, No. 2 Clemson 24

NEXT WEEK

(rankings are current AP (post-week 7, pre-week 8)
Ticket to die for:  No. 19 Michigan @ No. 2 Penn State

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: Idaho @ Missouri

Best non-Power Five matchup: No. 20 UCF @ No. Navy

Upset alert: No. 19 Michigan @ No. 3 Penn State also:  Kansas State @ No. 10 Oklahoma

Must win: Louisville @ Florida State

Offensive explosion: Oregon @ UCLA

Defensive struggle: Iowa @ Northwestern

Great game no one is talking about: Kentucky @ Mississippi State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Jim Harbaugh of Michigan vs. James Franklin of Penn State

Who’s bringing the body bags? Kansas @ No. 4 TCU

Why are they playing? Idaho @ Missouri

Plenty of good seats remaining: Georgia Southern @ UMass

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  UAB @ Charlotte

Week 7 Random Thoughts:

The Red River Shootout Showdown did not disappoint.  In recent years, the matchup has often turned into a lopsided affair in favor of Oklahoma.  Not this time.  The unranked Longhorns held their own against the Sooners this time, with a game full of excitement and drama (see the game summary at the top of the page).  The main takeaways are that Oklahoma is still strong enough to be a legitimate top-10 team, while the Longhorns have proven that their dramatic win over Kansas State last week was no fluke.  Indeed, they keep improving, which is a sign of a well-coached team.

Speaking of well-coached teams, the opposite can sadly be said for Louisville.  The Cardinals were stronger earlier in the year than they are now, having just lost in a shootout, at home, to lowly Boston College.  Bobby Petrino has done nothing to address his team’s deficiencies from last year.  His skill position personnel are still young, and he has not done a thing to address his weak offensive line play.  Depending on your star quarterback to carry the team in every phase of the game is no way to go through life, sir.  Nor is it recommended to try to mold said star quarterback into another Aaron Rogers when he is clearly Michael Vick 2.0 instead.

Poor BYU.  They’ve had such a rough year.  At 1-6, perhaps they could catch a break this upcoming week when they play 1-6 East Carolina.  Then again, the Pirates might be thinking the same thing.

Meanwhile, where did Michigan State come from all of a sudden?  They had a few lackluster wins earlier in the season, and lost rather badly to Notre Dame (who, in the Spartans’ defense, was ranked at the time), 38-18.  But then they turned around and beat top-10 Michigan, in the Big House, no less, and now win convincingly, on the road, in inclement weather, at Minnesota.  How can Mark Dantonio not be considered one of the best coaches in the business?  These past several years, he has consistently done more with less.  Moreover, the team is clearly better now than they were earlier in the season, which again, is one sign of a well-coached team.  Part of the secret to his success?  The Spartans have this new thing called a running game, which so many teams these days sorely lack.

This upcoming week, the moments we have all waited for are about to commence with Michigan about to take on Penn State.  Yes, it will be one of the key clashes of Big Ten Titans, and two things shall be ascertained.  One is whether or not Michigan can bounce back from losing the Paul Bunyan Trophy to Michigan State.  The other is whether or not Penn State belongs in the top five nationally.  It will also be a nice warmup for an even more enticing matchup (Ohio State vs. Penn State) later this month.

Speaking of teams that keep improving as the season progresses, Purdue deserves a mention.  Yes, they lost, but it was on the road, at Wisconsin, ranked 7th nationally.  The loss was quite respectable, only 17-9.  One would think that the formidable Badgers would have defeated the unranked Boilermakers by at least two touchdowns, but Purdue fought hard to ensure that did not happen.  Now the Boilers enter the easy part of their schedule.  To wit, they have yet to play, in order:  Rutgers, Nebraska, Illinois, Northwestern, Iowa, and Indiana, all of which are winnable to varying degrees.  Indeed, the biggest question mark that remains on the schedule is Iowa (they did take Penn State to the wire, after all), but aside from that, they could theoretically win out.  Time will tell, but focus and consistent effort on their part shall make it so.

Remember last week about South Carolina entering the brutal part of their schedule?  So far they have handled it with aplomb, upsetting Tennessee, in Knoxville, in a low-scoring affair, 15-9.  Next week they face Vanderbilt at home, at game that appears increasingly winnable as time progresses (could it be that the Commodores defeating Kansas State earlier this year was just some weird fluke?).  Forget Georgia, however, as they remain as strong as ever, continuing to roll their opponents.  But Florida is something of a question mark.  Yes, they have been good enough to win most of their games thus far, but this time, they were not quite good enough to win at home, narrowly losing to Texas A&M.  Maybe it was those god-awful uniforms that cursed them.  Maybe the Gators deserved to be cursed for wearing them.  Oh, and forget South Carolina beating Clemson.  Not happening; not at this rate, even after the Tigers lost at Syracuse (which, again, OMG).  All that aside, the Gamecocks could theoretically finish the season at 7-5, if not 8-4.  Perhaps I misjudged Will Muschamp’s ability to coach after all.  Perhaps I should at least reserve judgement until the regular season concludes.

Speaking of Tennessee, after losing at home to South Carolina, it’s a safe bet that Butch Jones’ hot seat just got hotter.  No time to lick their wounds, either, as the Volunteers take on hated Alabama next week.  At this rate of Tennessee’s spotty [at best] performance, beating Kentucky at month’s end is not a given.  LSU won’t play dead for them come mid-November either.  In short, Tennessee has talent, but they’re a mess, and Jones has proved incapable of cleaning up after himself.  A 6-6 finish could be enough to turn Jones’ hot seat into an ejection seat.