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College Football Awards, Week 5 (2025) September 29, 2025

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COACHES
Wish I were himDan Lanning, Oregon

Glad I’m not him: James Franklin, Penn State

Lucky guy: Bret Bielema, Illinois

Poor guy: Lincoln Riley, USC

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Brian Kelly, LSU

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Ryan Silverfield, Memphis

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mike Norvell, Florida State

Desperately seeking … anything:  Sam Pittman, Arkansas

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Missouri (defeated UMass 42-6)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Indiana  (defeated Iowa 20-15)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Akron (lost to Toledo 45-3)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  South Alabama (lost to North Texas 36-22)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Notre Dame (defeated Arkansas 56-13)  

Dang, they’re good: Oregon
Dang, they’re bad:  Akron

Can’t Stand Prosperity: LSU

Did the season start?  Florida State
Can the season end?  UCLA

Can the season never end? Ole Miss

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 6 Oregon 30, No. 3 Penn State 24, 2OT

Play this again, too: No. 13 Ole Miss 24, No. 4 LSU 19

Never play this again: No. 22 Notre Dame 56, Arkansas 13

What?  No. 23 Illinois 34, No. 21 USC 32

HuhNo. 17 Alabama 24, No. 5 Georgia 21

Double-Huh?:  No. 13 Ole Miss 24, No. 4 LSU 19

Are you kidding me??  No. 6 Oregon 30, No. 3 Penn State 24, 2OT

Oh – my – GodVirginia 46, No. 8 Florida State 38, 2OT

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 6)
Ticket to die for:  No. 3 Miami (FL) @ No. 18 Florida State

Best non-Power Four vs. Power Four  matchup: Boise State @ No. 21 Notre Dame

Best non-Power Four matchup: FIU @ UConn

Upset alert: No. 16 Vanderbilt @ No. 10 Alabama

Must win: Mississippi State @ No. 6 Texas A&M

Offensive explosion: No. 11 Texas Tech @ Houston

Defensive struggle: No. 7 Texas @ Florida

Great game no one is talking about: No. 24 Virginia @ Louisville

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Bret Bielema of Illinois vs Barry Odom of Purdue

Who’s bringing the body bags?  No. 7 Penn State @ UCLA

Why are they playing? Kent State @ No. 5 Oklahoma

Plenty of good seats remaining: Miami (OH) @ Northern Illinois

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Campbell @ NC State

Week 5 Thoughts:

What a week for the game.  We experienced a week in college football where the monster Saturday lived up to its hype.  We witnessed an epic nighttime clash in Happy Valley; an interesting test for the No. 1 team in Seattle; a stunning upset Between the Hedges; defensive struggles in College Station and Iowa City alike; a near-upset in Starkville; and a statement game near The Grove.  Did we also mention a Friday-night upset in Charlottesville, echoing one involving the same opponents almost 30 years ago to the day?

So, where to begin? 

If we were to start with perhaps the biggest of all the games this day, why not start with the purported “ticket to die for”?  What was a 3-3 tie at halftime became a 17-17 tie in regulation.  Penn State struggled to get their running game established for the majority of the 60 minutes, but managed to put together some impressive runs late in the 4th quarter, enough to come back from a deficit to Oregon.  Both teams scored in the first OT, Oregon answered with another TD in the 2OT, but botched their two-point attempt.  The window for the Nittany Lions was open…only for it to close in an instant when Drew Allar threw an inexplicable pick to the right side of the field.  What ended in huge triumph for Dan Lanning and the Ducks ended in turn as continued frustration for James Franklin & Co., who continue to search for a top-ten win.

Ohio State journeyed out to Seattle to take on undefeated, underrated Washington.  The Huskies were prepared well to take on Ohio State, but the Buckeyes managed to slowly, gradually, subdue their hosts over the course of the game, winning 24-6.

Alabama came into a raucous Sanford Stadium at night to take on Georgia, and led for the majority of the game in an incredibly physical contest, walking out from Between the Hedges with a huge win that vindicates Kalen DeBoer’s tenure – for now – in Tuscaloosa, and continues Kirby Smart’s head-scratching Alabama woes.

The purported “defensive struggle” for this week, Kentucky @ South Carolina, turned out not to be for this pathetic prognosticator, as the Gamecocks surprisingly revived their offense to drub the Wildcats 35-13.  Meanwhile, the true defensive struggle took place in College Station, where the home team Aggies beat Auburn 16-10.  The Tigers have demonstrated to have a good defense, but to describe their offense as anemic would still be an understatement.

The other defensive struggle of note took place in Iowa City.  Apparently, Indiana was still on Cloud Nine after ripping Illinois the previous week, for their offense seemed to take the week off.  Meanwhile, Iowa, who seemed to discover their offense against UMass (does that even count?) only to lose it again when it counted two weeks later.  That aside, an early 4th-quarter field goal put the Hawkeyes up 13-10 over the Hoosiers, who nevertheless answered in delayed fashion with a touchdown with 1:36 left in the game.  It proved to be the decisive score, ending at 20-15 in IU’s favor.

Tennessee came calling at Mississippi State, amid more than 60,000 fans with clanging cow bells.  The Bulldogs, undefeated prior to this game, put up an incredible fight against the Volunteers, staying close to the orange-clad team throughout regulation, where the teams ended in a tie.  But Tennessee’s talent shined through in OT, allowing them to leave with a win, 41-34.  Nevertheless, if Mississippi State’s performance is any indication, they can make life difficult for many subsequent teams on their conference schedule.

Meanwhile, a true ‘statement game’ unfolded in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium.  Despite No. 4 LSU drawing first blood in this huge game, home team (and No. 13-ranked) Ole Miss quickly took the lead, and never looked back for the remainder therein.  Backup QB Trinidad Chambliss contributed 385 of total offense, including a 20-yard completion for a 4th-down conversion that sealed the game.  This decisive win was a ‘statement’ in that it proved the Rebels belong in the conversation as part of the highest tier in the brutal SEC.  Conversely, this loss to a major rival raises lots of questions for LSU.  Fans were already grumbling over what they perceived to be an unconvincing win over dubious Florida earlier this month.  Imagine the grumbling in Bayou Country right now.  Perhaps instead of complaining about whether the scrutiny over his coaching is justified, perhaps Kelly should work to develop an offense that takes advantage of QB Garrett Nussmeier.

Finally, Friday night yielded perhaps the greatest upset of the week, when No. 8 Florida State came into town to play unranked Virginia.  The Cavaliers played the undefeated Seminoles closely throughout the game, even taking the heavily-favored visitors into overtime.  Throngs of students gathered on the grassy slopes behind Scott Stadium’s northwest endzone in anticipation of their Virginia team coming through, which they did when Florida State failed to convert in the second overtime.  Instantly, the fans filled the field in wild celebration.  This 46-38 win echoes a similar upset 30 years earlier, when, on a Thursday night game on Nov. 2, 1995, then-No. 2 Florida State came to town, only to leave Charlottesville with their first loss of the season (and Virginia’s first-ever win over the vaunted Seminoles).  Time to party like it’s 1995!

Random Thoughts:

Here we thought that Syracuse was a good team, I guess, because they beat Clemson.  Then they go on to lose a home game in embarrassing fashion to Duke.  What gives?

Remember how we thought that Arkansas’ defense taking leave of the entire second half against Memphis was a fluke?  Perhaps it was not after all, given the drubbing the Razorbacks just took at home to Notre Dame.  Sam Pittman just nudged Billy Napier out of the No. 1-coach-on-the-hotseat-in-the-SEC spot after sustaining the Razorbacks’ eighth-worst loss at home.

College Football Awards, Week 11 (2023) November 13, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were himJim Harbaugh*, Michigan

Glad I’m not him: James Franklin, Penn State

Lucky guy: Mack Brown, North Carolina

Poor guy: Mike Elko, Duke

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Lance Leipold, Kansas

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Curt Cignetti, James Madison

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Desperately seeking … anything:  P.J. Fleck, Minnesota

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Kansas State (defeated Baylor 59-25)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Wisconsin (lost to Northwestern 24-10)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Stanford (lost to No. 12 Oregon State 62-17)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Virginia (lost to No. 11 Louisville 31-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  UCF (defeated No. 15 Oklahoma State 45-3)  

Dang, they’re good: Georgia


Dang, they’re bad:  Akron

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Oklahoma State

Did the season start?  UCLA
Can the season end?  UConn

Can the season never endAlabama

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 5 Washington 35, No. 18 Utah 28

Play this again, too:  North Carolina 47, Duke 45 (2 OT)

Never play this again: No. 12 Oregon State 62, Stanford 17

What?  No. 14 Missouri 36, No. 13 Tennessee 7

HuhArizona State 17, UCLA 7

Are you kidding me??  Texas Tech 16, No. 16 Kansas 13

Oh – my – GodUCF 45, No. 15 Oklahoma State 3

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 12)
Ticket to die for:  No. 5 Washington @ No. 12 Oregon State

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: SMU @ Memphis

Upset alert: Virginia @ Duke

Must win: Nebraska @ Wisconsin

Offensive explosion: UCLA @ USC

Defensive struggle: Illinois @ No. 22 Iowa

Great game no one is talking about: No. 18 Utah vs No. 21 Arizona

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Jeff Brohm of Louisville vs Mario Cristobal of Miami (FL)

Who’s bringing the body bags?  North Alabama @ No. 4 Florida State

Why are they playing? Georgia State @ No. 19 LSU

Plenty of good seats remaining: Sacred Heart @ UConn

Plenty of good seats remaining, SEC Edition:  Vanderbilt @ South Carolina

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Abilene Christian @ Texas A&M

Week 11 Thoughts:

*Penn State vs Michigan

The Wolverines won in convincing fashion against a most worthy opponent, in one of the toughest places to play in the B1G.  Moreover, they did it without Jim Harbaugh on the sidelines.  Nevertheless, Harbaugh clearly did his part as a head coach throughout the week, as his players were well-prepared.  Now, can Michigan appeal the B1G’s hasty ruling in time for Harbaugh to be present at the game for “The Game”?

Louisville vs Virginia

On paper, this game should have been a blowout.  But the Cardinals triumphed by only a touchdown.  All night long, Louisville’s defense had trouble containing Virigina’s QB.  Where did he come from?  Was he always the starter, or did he earn the starting job later in the season?  Regardless, the Cavaliers must be the best 2-8 team in the country by far…either that, or the Cards took a night off and barely survived to tell about it.

Central Florida vs Oklahoma State

This game shall go down as the worst hangover outcome in living memory.  It is also a reminder that the Cowboys have a disturbingly low performance floor.

Georgia vs Ole Miss

Everybody, yours truly including, has been saying that yes, Georgia is clearly a good team, but whom have they played?  Well, the Rebels are a legitimately good team; they came into Sanford Stadium….and, the Bulldogs demolished them.  It’s nice to see our hunches confirmed that Georgia belongs in the top two.

North Carolina vs Duke

The fabled UNC-Duke rivalry is starting to become more exciting on the gridiron than it is on the hardwood.  This one ended with the Tarheels triumphing in 2OT, 47-45.

Looking ahead to Week 12: 

SEC:

It’s that unenviable time of year again:  the time when SEC teams think that because their regular season schedule is somehow “tougher” than the rest of college football, that they are allowed to play an extra Roast Beef Tech-cream puff each year.  That nadir of the season typically occurs in mid-November, and this time is sadly no exception.  To wit:  Chattanooga plays Alabama; Louisiana-Monroe plays Ole Miss; Georgia State plays LSU; New Mexico State plays Auburn.  Snore.

Even Florida State seems to be following the SEC’s irresponsible example and playing, of all teams, North Alabama (Never heard of them before?  Join the club.).  The over-under for this game should be how many points the Seminoles score on their hapless victims.

Thankfully, and to half the conference’s credit, some SEC teams are actually going to [gasp!] play each other this upcoming week.  Tennessee plays Georgia after being unexpectedly battered by Mizzou this week.  Speaking of the Tigers, it’s Florida’s turn to get unexpectedly mauled by them.  Kentucky also plays South Carolina, in what could be the best SEC matchup of the week, unless the Volunteers find a higher gear they have not yet discovered.

Northwestern vs Purdue

On paper, this game is insignificant, and yet:  Northwestern just upset Wisconsin.  Purdue just upset Minnesota, and in convincing fashion at that.  So, what we have are two teams in a tough conference that have suddenly shown signs of life.  This could be one of those “sleeper” matchups that could turn out to be good.

Kansas vs Kansas State

Despite Kansas getting unexpectedly stung by Texas Tech, assuming they pick themselves up after such a stunning upset, this could be the best battle for the Sunflower State in a long, long time.

Maryland vs Michigan

The Wolverines proved that they could more than just survive a game, against a tough opponent, with Harbaugh’s presence on the sideline.  Can they survive yet again?  If they do, will cracks start to appear in this currently impressive façade?

Georgia vs Tennessee

The Vols picked a bad time to have to lick their wounds after taking a shellacking…against Mizzou.

South Carolina vs Kentucky

The Gamecocks are coming off a blowout win over Vanderbilt.  The Wildcats are coming off a beat-down from Alabama.  Can Kentucky over their bad momentum and pull out a win, or can South Carolina build further on theirs?

Washington vs Oregon

With so many mismatches on TV this upcoming week, it is nice to see some Pac-12 teams stepping into the breach to fill a void.  Get ready for another offensive explosion, in addition to the USC-UCLA rivalry game.

College Football Awards, Week 4 (2018) September 23, 2018

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(Note:  All rankings are current AP [week 4] unless otherwise noted.)

COACHES
Wish I were him: Tom Herman, Texas

Glad I’m not him: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Lucky guy: David Shaw, Stanford

Poor guy: Mario Cristobal, Oregon

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Bobby Petrino, Louisville

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Luke Fickell, Cincinnati

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Justin Fuente, Virginia Tech

Desperately seeking … anything:  Scott Frost, Nebraska

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Penn State (defeated Illinois 63-24)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oklahoma (defeated Army 28-21 in OT)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Tulane (lost to No. 9 Ohio State 49-6)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Army (lost to Oklahoma 28-21 in OT)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Texas Tech (defeated No. 15 Oklahoma State 17)

Dang, they’re good: Clemson

Dang, they’re bad:  Arkansas

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Virginia Tech

Did the season start?  Nebraska

Can the season end?  Rutgers

Can the season never endAlabama

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 7 Stanford 38, No. 20 Oregon 31

Play this again, too:  SMU 31, Navy 30

Never play this again: Appalachian State 72, Gardner-Webb 7

What? Purdue 30, No. 23 Boston College 13

HuhTexas Tech 41, No. 15 Oklahoma State 17

Double HuhIllinois State 35, Colorado State 19

Are you kidding me??  Kentucky 28, No. 14 Mississippi State 7

Oh – my – GodOld Dominion 49, No. 13 Virginia Tech 35

NEXT WEEK (Rankings are current AP, week 5)
Ticket to die for:  No. 4 Ohio State @ No. 9 Penn State

Also:  No. 7 Stanford @ No. 8 Notre Dame

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: Pitt @ UCF

Best non-Power Five matchup: Toledo @ Fresno State

Upset alert: Texas Tech @ No. 12 West Virginia

Must win: Purdue @ Nebraska

Offensive explosion: Toledo @ Fresno State

Defensive struggle: Florida @ No. 23 Mississippi State

Great game no one is talking about: No.18 Texas @ Kansas State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Bill Snyder of Kansas State vs. Tom Herman of Texas

Who’s bringing the body bags? Louisiana @ No. 1 Alabama

Why are they playing? Southern Miss @ No. 10 Auburn

Plenty of good seats remaining: UTEP @ UTSA

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Tennessee State @ Vanderbilt

Week 4 Thoughts:

 Purdue has started the season as a major head-scratcher.  Coming off a surprising winning season after the Hazell-era doldrums, including a bowl win, the Boilermaker faithful had high hopes for the team in 2018.  Thus far, after an understandable, opening-season loss to then-ranked Northwestern, Purdue proceeded to lose squeakers at home to beatable teams, including [shudder], Eastern Michigan – a directional school.  Chalk it up to an undisciplined defense and a lack of a running game.  Regardless, the Boilers have their first win of the year, and, all things considered, it’s a rather big one, handily defeating No. 23 Boston College 30-13.  To be sure, Purdue did step it up on defense, and if they can maintain this newfound intensity on that side of the ball, there’s hope for the season yet.  All that said, sometimes it takes a few weeks for a good team to find its footing and thus to play up to its potential.

The team now becoming an even bigger head-scratcher is Louisville.  Sure, they lost badly to Alabama, but the Crimson Tide is such a juggernaut this year that most winning-season teams will look pathetic against them.  What really raised concerns was having to struggle, at home, to beat Western Kentucky – another directional school!  Let us thus give the Cardinals an ex-post-facto “Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t”.  But now they got embarrassed, on the road to a beatable team in Virginia.  At 27-3, are the Cavaliers that much better than the Cards?  Is their offense that poor that they failed to punch it into the endzone, with only a sad field goal to open the 3rd quarter?  A comparison of recent seasonal performances of both teams would say no, but today’s score would suggest so.  Here is one possible diagnosis of Louisville’s under-performance.  In the last few years (basically since Lamar Jackson was QB), Petrino has been fixated on “skills” players while acting as if he can get any lumbering lummox to block on the line.  So, while he might have NFL-caliber talent on the wings, he has no way of executing plays.  Has the time come to where Petrino would be better off as an offensive coordinator instead of a head coach?  Further observation and analysis of the team’s performance shall tell us yes or no.

What about USC?  Before losing badly on the road to Texas last week, they were ranked and poised to compete for the Pac-12 title again.  But on Friday night, they had to play hard at home to beat unranked Washington State.  One possible explanation:  Sam Darnold’s talent at QB papered over the mediocrity of talent on the coaching staff.  While I’m not a Trojans fan personally, I nevertheless recognize that when a traditional power like USC does well, it’s good for college football (same goes for other traditional powers like Georgia, Texas, Notre Dame, Michigan, Ohio State, or even Miami (Fla.)).  Conversely, a mediocre Southern Cal team is thus not great for college football.  Let us hope that they can eventually rise back to national title contention to help keep the west coast markets engaged in the game.  After all, it’s never good for a sport to become regional (looking your way, Major League Baseball).

Speaking of Texas, are they “back”?  And why were they ever, well, not back?  This article by Pete Thamel explains the nature of why a national brand and a massively-valued program ever needed turning around in the first place (hint:  turning around an aircraft carrier takes much, much longer than turning around, say, a personal sailboat).  Forget, for a moment, that the program sure did not help anybody, least of all themselves, by laying an egg on the road to Maryland, and then under-performing at home the next week against Tulsa.  The Longhorns’ big win over USC last week might not indicate that the team is “back” as strongly as one would think due to USC’s apparent mediocrity at the moment.  But then again, Texas did follow up with another big win, this time over No. 16 TCU, 31-16.  So the current conclusion is, if they’re not “back” yet, they’re certainly headed in the right direction.  Onward and upward.

College Football Awards, Week 9 2016 October 30, 2016

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(Note:  All rankings are current AP [week 9] unless otherwise noted.)

COACHES

Wish I were him: Paul Chryst, Wisconsin

Glad I’m not him: Hugh Freeze, Ole Miss

Lucky guy: Charlie Strong, Texas

Poor guy: Butch Jones, Tennessee

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Jim Grobe, Baylor

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Willie Taggart, South Florida

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Dana Holgorsen, West Virginia

Desperately seeking … anything:  Barry Odom, Missouri

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Penn State (defeated Purdue 62-24)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Louisville (defeated Virginia 32-25)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did:  Purdue (see above)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Michigan State (lost to No. 2 Michigan 32-23)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Louisiana Tech (defeated Rice 61-16)

Dang, they’re good: Clemson

Dang, they’re bad:  Florida Atlantic

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Baylor

Did the season start?  Tennessee

Can the season end?  Missouri

Can the season never endWisconsin

GAMES

Play this again:  No. 11 Wisconsin 23, No. 7 Nebraska 17, OT

Play this again, too:  No. 4 Washington 31, No. 17 Utah 24

Never play this again: No. 24 Penn State 62, Purdue 24

Close call:  No. 5 Louisville 32, Virginia 24

What? Wyoming 30, No. 13 Boise State 28

HuhNo. 11 Wisconsin 23, No. 7 Nebraska 17

Double-Huh? South Carolina 24, No. 18 Tennessee 21

Are you kidding me?  Oklahoma State 37, No. 10 West Virginia 20

Oh – my – GodTexas 35, No. 8 Baylor 34

NEXT WEEK

(rankings are current AP (post-week 9, pre-week 10))

Ticket to die for: No. 9 Nebraska @ No. 6 Ohio State

Also: No. 1 Alabama @ No. 15 LSU

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: BYU @ Cincinnati

Upset alertIowa @ No. 20 Penn State  also: No. 10 Florida @ Arkansas

Must winNo. 9 Nebraska @ No. 6 Ohio State

Offensive explosion: Oregon @ USC

Defensive struggle: Iowa @ No. 20 Penn State

Great game no one is talking about: Pittsburgh @ Miami (FL)

Intriguing coaching matchup: Ken Niumatalolo of Navy vs. Brian Kelly of Notre Dame

Who’s bringing the body bags? Maryland @ No. 2 Michigan

Why are they playing? Georgia Southern @ Ole Miss

Plenty of good seats remaining: Florida Atlantic @ Rice

They shoot horses, don’t they? Tennessee Tech @ Tennessee

Week 9 Take-aways:

Yesterday logged a number of major upsets in that four undefeated teams all went down with their first loss of the year. To wit: Baylor, West Virginia, Nebraska, and Boise State (yes, the Broncos were secretly lurking around in the undefeated ranks until yesterday). The only undefeated teams that remain are those that inhabit the top four in the polls; Alabama, Michigan, Clemson and Washington. If these shadows remain unchanged, there are your playoff teams. Then again, November is about to start, so who knows what chaos yet awaits? After all, November is for everything.

It looks as though the SEC is getting their annual late-season body bag game out of the way early for some of their teams. For reference, check out the “Why are they playing?” and the “They shoot horses, don’t they?” slots. Every season, without fail, almost everyone in the conference schedules body bag games late in the season, usually in November. This time, Ole Miss and Tennessee have scheduled theirs the first weekend of November instead of later in the month. After all, the fans of both programs benefit so well from seeing their teams beat up on non-conference mid-majors. Apparently, there is nothing like buying an easy win.

Speaking of the SEC, those who were hollering for Gus Malzahn to get the ax might want to hit the pause button. Those past few weeks, it looks as though the Tigers have found their offense (perhaps it was in an alley behind Jordan-Hare Stadium?), evidenced by their routing of Ole Miss last night, 40-29, on the road, no less. Auburn is now 6-2 (those two losses are to No. 3 Clemson and to No. 7 Texas A&M), is currently ranked No. 11, and they have prospects of winning out until they butt heads with Alabama at season’s end. Experienced observers of college football will point out that some teams take a while to get going. Auburn is one such team.

As the season continues to unfold, every BYU football game thus far has persisted in being interesting. Indeed, this year is by far the most interesting schedule the Cougars have had in a long time, if not in living memory. That should put their current 4-4 record into some perspective, since the wins are well-earned and the losses are without any hint of disgrace.

Some teams, no matter how good, tend not to match up well with others, for whatever odd reason. Witness Virginia vs. Louisville. Charlie Strong had already restored the expected intensity to the program during this tenure there, so the team was already in decent shape when Bobby Petrino returned at the helm, starting in 2014. That year, though, the Cardinals sustained an upset on the road to the Cavaliers. Lo and behold, two years later, a much stronger Louisville squad barely escaped Scott Stadium with a win yesterday. Some teams….

What are we to make of Texas? Last week, their defense embarrassed themselves in yet another unexpected loss, and this week, they contain Baylor’s high-powered offense well enough to win. The Longhorns’ projected best-case scenario for a record this season has thus been upgraded to 8-4, if they win out, though a more realistic “best” scenario, because no way they beat West Virginia at this rate, not even withstanding the Moutaineers’ first loss at home yesterday. Nobody in their right mind would bet Kansas to beat Texas, so it all comes down to how the Horns fare against Texas Tech and TCU. A splitting of that difference would yield a 6-6 record, which, to be sure, would be very short of where the program should/would be had they the right coach in place. Nevertheless, these are merely projections, and further discussions will be in order once the regular season concludes.