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College Football Awards, Week 13 (2023) November 30, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were him:  Jim Harbaugh, Michigan

Glad I’m not him: Ryan Day, Ohio State

Lucky guy: Nick Saban, Alabama

Poor guy: Hugh Freeze, Auburn

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Mack Brown, North Carolina

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: David Braun, Northwestern

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Chip Kelly, UCLA

Desperately seeking … anything:  Deion Sanders, Colorado

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Arizona (defeated Arizona State 59-23)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Alabama (defeated Auburn 27-24)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Nevada (lost to Wyoming 42-6)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  BYU (lost to Oklahoma State 40-34)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  James Madison (defeated Coastal Carolina 56-14)  

Dang, they’re good: Michigan


Dang, they’re bad:  Nevada

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Louisville

Did the season start?  North Carolina
Can the season end?  Colorado

Can the season never end?  Texas

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 3 Michigan 30, No. 2 Ohio State 24

Play this again, too:  No. 8 Alabama 27, Auburn 24

Never play this again: Virginia Tech 55, Virginia 17

Huh?  Cal 24, No. 24 UCLA 7

Are you kidding me??  Kentucky 38, No. 10 Louisville 31

Oh – my – God:  No. 3 Michigan 30, No. 2 Ohio State 24

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 14)
Ticket to die for:  No. 1 Georgia vs. No. 8 Alabama in the SEC championship game

Best non-Power Five matchup: New Mexico State vs No. 24 Liberty in the C-USA champ. game

Upset alert: No. 14 Louisville vs. No. 4 Florida State in the ACC championship game

Must win: No. 18 Oklahoma State vs. No. 7 Texas in the Big XII championship game

Offensive explosion: No. 5 Oregon vs No. 3 Washington in the Pac-12 championship game

Defensive struggle: No. 2 Michigan vs No. 16 Iowa in the B1G championship game

Great game no one is talking about: Miami (OH) vs Toledo in the MAC championship game

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Steve Sarkesian of Texas vs Mike Gundy of Oklahoma State

Also:  Kirby Smart of Georgia vs Nick Saban of Alabama

Week 13 Thoughts:

This rivalry week yielded so many great, close, nail-biting games.  So many near-upsets that did not quite materialize, that no doubt tantalized many fanbases who were hoping that a key loss here and there would have bolstered the case for their team making it to the playoffs.  Some random thoughts:

Michigan vindicated themselves against Ohio State.  The Game itself was one that lived up the hype, as both worthy teams fought hard.  At many moments, the game could have gone in different directions, but in the end, Michigan had to rally past a devastating injury of one of their own, Zak Zinter.  Such a disaster clearly demoralized every Wolverine faithful in the Big House.  What was amazing was that the team itself dragged itself up off the canvas, and once play resumed, on the very next play, they scored a touchdown.  Rarely does even a talented team such as Michigan show such resilience.  Should they win the upcoming B1G championship game in Indianapolis (now with Jim Harbaugh back on the sidelines), few teams shall have demonstrated that they belong in the playoffs as this Wolverine squad has.

North Carolina ended on a very low note.  A team that started off so strongly and with such promise ended up sputtering at the end, losing to an in-state (practically cross-town) rival in NC State.  Surely Mack Brown, let alone senior QB Drake Maye, did not envision losing the last four of six games this regular season.

Auburn had a golden opportunity to upset hated Alabama, at home.  They had nothing to lose, and played like it for most of the game.  They only lost the game in the end on a 4th-and-goal at the 31 yard line (no, really).  Clearly Auburn squandered this incredible opportunity to shut down the Tide when they rushed only two defenders, and kept a third as a “spy”.  In end, we saw example no. 236 of how the only thing that the “prevent defense” prevents is the implementer from winning the game.  Translation:  Auburn should have rushed at least a couple more men, obviously. Looks like Hugh Freeze’s defensive coordinator might be desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard along with UCLA’s Chip Kelly this week.

On to the Championship Week, and afterwards, let the endless playoff debates continue to a greater degree than they have already.

College Football Awards, Week 12 (2023) November 22, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were him:  Kalen DeBoer, Washington

Glad I’m not him: Lance Leipold, Kansas

Lucky guy: Eliah Drinkwitz, Missouri

Poor guy: Billy Napier, Florida

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Deion Sanders, Colorado

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jeff Traylor, UTSA

Also:  Jerry Kill, New Mexico State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Hugh Freeze, Auburn

Desperately seeking … anything:  Ryan Walters, Purdue

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Alabama (defeated Chattanooga 66-10)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oklahoma (defeated BYU 31-24)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Hawai’i (lost to Wyoming 42-9)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Maryland (lost to No. 3 Michigan 31-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Arizona (defeated No. 22 Utah 42-18)  

Dang, they’re good: Oregon


Dang, they’re bad:  Purdue

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  James Madison

Did the season start?  North Carolina
Can the season end?  Auburn

Can the season never end?  Georgia

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 5 Washington 22, No. 11 Oregon 20

Play this again, too:  No. 21 Kansas State 31, No. 25 Kansas 27

Never play this again: No. 8 Alabama 66, Chattanooga 10

What?  Appalachian State 26, James Madison 23, OT

Huh?  Virginia 30, Duke 27

Are you kidding me??  Clemson 31, No. 20 North Carolina 20

Oh – my – God:  New Mexico State 31, Auburn 10

Told you so:  No. 16 Iowa 15, Illinois 13

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 13)
Ticket to die for:  No. 2 Ohio State @ No. 3 Michigan

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: UTSA vs No. 24 Tulane  Also:  Jacksonville State @ NM State

Upset alert: South Carolina @ Clemson

Must win: Washington State @ No. 5 Washington

Offensive explosion: No. 11 Oregon State @ No. 6 Oregon

Defensive struggle: No. 16 Iowa @ Nebraska

Great game no one is talking about: North Carolina @ NC State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Jeff Brohm of Louisville vs Mark Stoops of Kentucky

Honorable Mention:  Deion Sanders of Colorado vs Kyle Whittingham of Utah

Who’s bringing the body bags?  No. 17 Arizona @ Arizona State

Why are they playing? Liberty @ UTEP

Plenty of good seats remaining: Tulsa @ East Carolina

Plenty of good seats remaining, B1G Edition:  Indiana @ Purdue

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Vanderbilt @ Tennessee

Week 12 Thoughts:

Maryland vs Michigan

The Terrapins played the Wolverines reasonably close, losing by only a touchdown, 31-24.  Is this close score on account of the matchup being a trap game for Michigan?  They just came off a big win in Happy Valley, and must now prepare for “The Game”.  If the matchup against Maryland does not scream “trap game”, what does?  Moreover, did Jim Harbaugh’s absence hurt Michigan’s performance that much?  Or, were the Wolverines simply playing their cards close to the vest, without giving away any major secret plays, while executing a very conservative game plan?  I personally suspect the latter.

Miami (FL) vs Louisville

The Cardinals, by the hardest, pulled off a win in Miami.  Mirabile dictu, in his first year at the helm at Louisville, Jeff Brohm has clinched a spot in the ACC championship game against Florida State.

Auburn vs New Mexico State

In the O-M-G upset of the year, the Aggies (the ones in Las Cruces, not College Station) have defeated the Tigers 31-10.  Surely this is the greatest win in the history of the program for New Mexico State, and surely this is Auburn’s most ignominious loss in at least, say, 45 years.

Iowa State vs Texas

In the upset alert that was not, the Longhorns proved many a doubter wrong and triumphed, fairly convincingly, in Ames.  Texas’ recent loss of running back Jonathon Brooks to an ACL tear last week seemed to doom their running game.  The two most recent games indicated inconsistencies in their offense overall.  The Cyclones’ defense was known to be stingy, especially at home.  On top of all that, the weather for this game was colder than what the Longhorns are used to back in Austin.  And yet, the Horns still proved the doubters wrong.  This time, there was no close call.  QB Qwinn Ewers executed more consistently than in the past couple of games, the running game was still there, and the defense made some big plays when needed.  Make no mistake:  winning by 10 points in Ames in the latter part of November is a rather impressive feat.

Northwestern vs Purdue

Leave it to Purdue to find new ways to disappoint its fans.  This team could not even beat a mediocre Northwestern team.  Is it too early to speculate that Ryan Walters is Darrell Hazell 2.0?  Conversely, the Wildcats, whom everyone gave up for dead earlier in the season, is now bowl-eligible.

Looking ahead to Week 13: 

(Yay, it’s Rivalry Week!)

Michigan vs Ohio State

A.K.A., “The Game”.  It all comes down to this.  Or does it?  The winner is in the driver’s seat for the playoffs.  Too bad the B1G has not yet wised up and allowed the two teams with the best records in the conference to play each other for a matchup.

Purdue vs Indiana

Meanwhile, it’s a race to the bottom in the B1G as the two play for the Old Oaken Bucket.

Louisville vs Kentucky

The Wildcats have had the recent upper hand in the Governor’s Cup rivalry, winning the last four.  Having just clinched a berth in the ACC championship, the Cardinals’ Jeff Brohm is surely out to make a statement and halt that trend.

Oregon vs Oregon State

This could be one of the hardest-fought, high-scoring “Civil Wars” of recent memory.  Buckle up, and enjoy!

Illinois vs Northwestern

The Wildcats, now with six wins, are technically bowl-eligible.  The Illini are now fighting for bowl-eligibility, and this is their last chance.  Such is a great example of two mediocre teams pitted together can make for a potentially great game.

South Carolina vs Clemson

Speaking of fighting for bowl eligibility, the Gamecocks, sitting at 5-6, are in the same position as Illinois, though they are have a tougher task to make it to the six-win mark, since they face the Tigers. 

That said, having passed something of a test against Kentucky, perhaps South Carolina might now pass a slightly harder one.

NC State vs North Carolina

No doubt that the Tarheels did not predict they would be sitting at only 8-3 at this point.  Oddly, the Wolfpack has the same current record.  Moreover, how ironic is it that, going into this game, NC State is the ranked team?

College Football Awards, Week 11 (2023) November 13, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were him:  Jim Harbaugh*, Michigan

Glad I’m not him: James Franklin, Penn State

Lucky guy: Mack Brown, North Carolina

Poor guy: Mike Elko, Duke

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Lance Leipold, Kansas

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Curt Cignetti, James Madison

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Desperately seeking … anything:  P.J. Fleck, Minnesota

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Kansas State (defeated Baylor 59-25)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Wisconsin (lost to Northwestern 24-10)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Stanford (lost to No. 12 Oregon State 62-17)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Virginia (lost to No. 11 Louisville 31-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  UCF (defeated No. 15 Oklahoma State 45-3)  

Dang, they’re good: Georgia


Dang, they’re bad:  Akron

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Oklahoma State

Did the season start?  UCLA
Can the season end?  UConn

Can the season never end?  Alabama

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 5 Washington 35, No. 18 Utah 28

Play this again, too:  North Carolina 47, Duke 45 (2 OT)

Never play this again: No. 12 Oregon State 62, Stanford 17

What?  No. 14 Missouri 36, No. 13 Tennessee 7

Huh?  Arizona State 17, UCLA 7

Are you kidding me??  Texas Tech 16, No. 16 Kansas 13

Oh – my – God:  UCF 45, No. 15 Oklahoma State 3

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 12)
Ticket to die for:  No. 5 Washington @ No. 12 Oregon State

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: SMU @ Memphis

Upset alert: Virginia @ Duke

Must win: Nebraska @ Wisconsin

Offensive explosion: UCLA @ USC

Defensive struggle: Illinois @ No. 22 Iowa

Great game no one is talking about: No. 18 Utah vs No. 21 Arizona

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Jeff Brohm of Louisville vs Mario Cristobal of Miami (FL)

Who’s bringing the body bags?  North Alabama @ No. 4 Florida State

Why are they playing? Georgia State @ No. 19 LSU

Plenty of good seats remaining: Sacred Heart @ UConn

Plenty of good seats remaining, SEC Edition:  Vanderbilt @ South Carolina

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Abilene Christian @ Texas A&M

Week 11 Thoughts:

*Penn State vs Michigan

The Wolverines won in convincing fashion against a most worthy opponent, in one of the toughest places to play in the B1G.  Moreover, they did it without Jim Harbaugh on the sidelines.  Nevertheless, Harbaugh clearly did his part as a head coach throughout the week, as his players were well-prepared.  Now, can Michigan appeal the B1G’s hasty ruling in time for Harbaugh to be present at the game for “The Game”?

Louisville vs Virginia

On paper, this game should have been a blowout.  But the Cardinals triumphed by only a touchdown.  All night long, Louisville’s defense had trouble containing Virigina’s QB.  Where did he come from?  Was he always the starter, or did he earn the starting job later in the season?  Regardless, the Cavaliers must be the best 2-8 team in the country by far…either that, or the Cards took a night off and barely survived to tell about it.

Central Florida vs Oklahoma State

This game shall go down as the worst hangover outcome in living memory.  It is also a reminder that the Cowboys have a disturbingly low performance floor.

Georgia vs Ole Miss

Everybody, yours truly including, has been saying that yes, Georgia is clearly a good team, but whom have they played?  Well, the Rebels are a legitimately good team; they came into Sanford Stadium….and, the Bulldogs demolished them.  It’s nice to see our hunches confirmed that Georgia belongs in the top two.

North Carolina vs Duke

The fabled UNC-Duke rivalry is starting to become more exciting on the gridiron than it is on the hardwood.  This one ended with the Tarheels triumphing in 2OT, 47-45.

Looking ahead to Week 12: 

SEC:

It’s that unenviable time of year again:  the time when SEC teams think that because their regular season schedule is somehow “tougher” than the rest of college football, that they are allowed to play an extra Roast Beef Tech-cream puff each year.  That nadir of the season typically occurs in mid-November, and this time is sadly no exception.  To wit:  Chattanooga plays Alabama; Louisiana-Monroe plays Ole Miss; Georgia State plays LSU; New Mexico State plays Auburn.  Snore.

Even Florida State seems to be following the SEC’s irresponsible example and playing, of all teams, North Alabama (Never heard of them before?  Join the club.).  The over-under for this game should be how many points the Seminoles score on their hapless victims.

Thankfully, and to half the conference’s credit, some SEC teams are actually going to [gasp!] play each other this upcoming week.  Tennessee plays Georgia after being unexpectedly battered by Mizzou this week.  Speaking of the Tigers, it’s Florida’s turn to get unexpectedly mauled by them.  Kentucky also plays South Carolina, in what could be the best SEC matchup of the week, unless the Volunteers find a higher gear they have not yet discovered.

Northwestern vs Purdue

On paper, this game is insignificant, and yet:  Northwestern just upset Wisconsin.  Purdue just upset Minnesota, and in convincing fashion at that.  So, what we have are two teams in a tough conference that have suddenly shown signs of life.  This could be one of those “sleeper” matchups that could turn out to be good.

Kansas vs Kansas State

Despite Kansas getting unexpectedly stung by Texas Tech, assuming they pick themselves up after such a stunning upset, this could be the best battle for the Sunflower State in a long, long time.

Maryland vs Michigan

The Wolverines proved that they could more than just survive a game, against a tough opponent, with Harbaugh’s presence on the sideline.  Can they survive yet again?  If they do, will cracks start to appear in this currently impressive façade?

Georgia vs Tennessee

The Vols picked a bad time to have to lick their wounds after taking a shellacking…against Mizzou.

South Carolina vs Kentucky

The Gamecocks are coming off a blowout win over Vanderbilt.  The Wildcats are coming off a beat-down from Alabama.  Can Kentucky over their bad momentum and pull out a win, or can South Carolina build further on theirs?

Washington vs Oregon

With so many mismatches on TV this upcoming week, it is nice to see some Pac-12 teams stepping into the breach to fill a void.  Get ready for another offensive explosion, in addition to the USC-UCLA rivalry game.

College Football Awards, Week 10 (2023) November 6, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were him:  Nick Saban, Alabama

Honorable mention:  Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Glad I’m not him: Brian Kelly, LSU

Lucky guy: Steve Sarkesian, Texas

Poor guy: Chris Klieman, Kansas State

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Luke Fickell, Wisconsin

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jedd Fisch, Arizona

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame

Desperately seeking … anything:  Dino Babers, Syracuse

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Oregon (defeated Cal 63-19)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Tulane (defeated East Carolina 13-10)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Purdue (lost to No. 3 Michigan 41-13)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  East Carolina

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  James Madison (defeated Georgia State 42-14)  

Dang, they’re good: Alabama
Dang, they’re bad:  Arizona State

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Air Force

Did the season start?  Oklahoma
Can the season end?  Middle Tennessee

Can the season never end?  Oregon

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 22 Oklahoma State 27, No. 9 Oklahoma 24

Play this again, too:  Memphis 59, South Florida 50

Never play this again: No. 17 Tennessee 59, UConn 3

What?  Army 23, No. 25 Air Force 3

Huh?  Arizona 27, No. 24 UCLA 10

Are you kidding me??  No. 22 Oklahoma State 27, No. 9 Oklahoma 24

Oh – my – God:  Clemson 31, No. 15 Notre Dame 23

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 11)
Ticket to die for:  No. 3 Michigan @ No. 11 Penn State

Honorable Mention:  No. 10 Ole Miss @ No. 3 Georgia

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: Wyoming @ UNLV

Upset alert: No. 17 Tennessee @ No 12 Missouri

Must win: No. 17 Tennessee @ No 12 Missouri

Offensive explosion: No. 20 USC @ No. 6 Oregon

Defensive struggle: Pittsburgh @ Syracuse

Great game no one is talking about: Texas State @ Coastal Carolina

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Lane Kiffin of Ole Miss vs Kirby Smart of Georgia

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Tulsa @ No. 21 Tulane

Why are they playing? UConn @ James Madison

Plenty of good seats remaining: Sam Houston State @ Louisiana Tech

Plenty of good seats remaining, SEC Edition:  Vanderbilt @ South Carolina

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Holy Cross @ Army

Week 9 Thoughts:

Oklahoma State vs Oklahoma

The Bedlam Series went to hiatus on a high note in Stillwater.  Plenty of drama, mistakes, and big plays to go around on both sides of the ball, with the Cowboys, in the end, giving their hated rival a massive sewage burger to eat as the Sooners are departing for the SEC next year.  It is the sort of game fans would dream of to transpire in T. Boone Pickens Stadium.

Texas vs Kansas State

This game was the week’s upset alert, and the suspicion almost came true.  Granted, the Longhorn’s backup QB Maalik Murphy is but a freshman, but one cannot thrown even two INTs against a tough team like Kansas State and expect to win the game.  And yet, Texas did, by the hardest.  It helped that the defense came through with the game on the line in OT, making a key stop on 4th down with a sack to KSU QB Will Howard.  It also helped that Texas did a decent job of establishing the running game through stretches of the game, with 230 yards and two rushing touchdowns.  But going forward, Murphy needs to work on his completion percentage and turnover prevention.

Tennessee vs UConn

Looks like the Volunteers got their annual November SEC body bag game in early this year, since most of the rest of the conference will be getting theirs in come the 18th instead.  Commendably, on that day, Tennessee plays Georgia, so at least there will be one game in the SEC worth seeing that weekend.

Louisville vs Virginia Tech

Granted that the Hokies are not very strong this year, but it is impressive nevertheless how the Cardinals demolished them all the same.  It is shaping up to be one memorable year as Jeff Brohm’s inaugural season as head coach of his alma mater.

USC vs Washington

That a memorable shootout occurred in Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum is no surprise.  That Trojans QB Caleb Williams was not able to win despite a nearly-flawless performance was tragic.  We can blame USC’s inept defensive coordinator for the bulk of the losses up to now, but this time, to be fair, it is hard to overcome the formidable Huskies QB Michael Penix Jr.

Other games:

One thing to notice was the small upsets throughout the Big Ten this week.  Indiana upset Wisconsin at home; Illinois pulled out a win on the road against Minnesota; and Michigan State, despite their self-inflicted disarray, managed to upset Nebraska.  What does one want to bet that one of those losing teams anticipated taking home an “L” that week?  Looks like Luke Fickell, P.J. Fleck, and Matt Rhule are also looking for sunglasses and a fake beard right now.

Looking ahead to Week 11: 

Penn State vs Michigan

The Wolverines roll into Happy Valley to take on the Nittany Lions.  This will be Michigan’s first real opportunity to prove they belong in the top three, if not the No. 1 spot.

Tennessee vs Missouri

This game could determine the solid No. 2 in the SEC East after clear leader Georgia.

Georgia vs Ole Miss

This is the other “ticket to die for” of the upcoming week.  The Rebels have quietly worked their way up the rankings to No. 10.  Granted, there is often a considerable discrepancy in talent between teams of those respective rankings, but this will be a good test for both squads.

Utah vs Washington

As good as Utah’s defense is, it will likely be not enough to contain Washington’s offense.

Oregon vs USC

Poor USC.  First they lose a heartbreaking shootout at home to Washington, now they have to travel up to Eugene, where their defense is likely to receive its worse pommeling yet (and that’s saying something).  But now that Lincoln Riley has axed his feckless DC Alex Grinch, perhaps the Trojans’ D might see some gradual improvement.

Duke vs North Carolina

One of the most venerable rivalries in the ACC is about to commence its latest football edition.  With two good teams this time around, it’s likely to be a good one.

College Football Awards Week 9 (2023) November 2, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were him:  Dan Lanning, Oregon

Honorable mention:  Lance Leipold, Kansas

Glad I’m not him: Kyle Whittingham, Utah

Lucky guy: Dana Dimel, UTEP

Poor guy: K.C. Keeler, Sam Houston State

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Kalen DeBoer, Washington

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Rich Rodriguez, Jacksonville State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Desperately seeking … anything:  Dabo Swinney, Clemson

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Florida State (defeated Wake Forest 41-16)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Washington (defeated Stanford 42-33)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Michigan State (lost to No. 2 Michigan 49-0)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Indiana (lost to No. 10 Penn State 33-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Kansas State (defeated Houston 41-0)  

Dang, they’re good: Oregon


Dang, they’re bad:  Tulsa

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Oklahoma

Did the season start?  North Carolina
Can the season end?  Sam Houston State

Can the season never end?  Louisville

GAMES
Play this again:  Kansas 38, No. 6 Oklahoma 33

Never play this again: SMU 69, Tulsa 10

What?  Northwestern 33, Maryland 27

Huh?  Arizona 27, No. 11 Oregon State 24

Are you kidding me??  Georgia Tech 46, No. 17 North Carolina 42

Oh – my – God:  Kansas 38, No. 6 Oklahoma 33

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 10)
Ticket to die for:  No. 13 LSU @ No. 8 Alabama

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: Jacksonville State @ South Carolina

Best non-Power Five matchup: South Alabama @ Troy

Upset alert: No. 25 Kansas State @ No. 7 Texas

Must win: No. 10 Oklahoma @ Oklahoma State

Offensive explosion: No. 5 Washington @ No. 24 USC

Defensive struggle: Arkansas @ Florida

Great game no one is talking about: No. 23 James Madison @ Georgia State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Nick Saban of Alabama vs Brian Kelly of LSU

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Purdue @ No. 2 Michigan

Why are they playing? UConn @ No. 19 Tennessee

Plenty of good seats remaining: Kent State @ Akron

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Campbell @ North Carolina

Week 9 Thoughts:

Kansas vs Oklahoma

Was this the only competitive game for this weekend’s noon EDT time slot?  Not quite.  Penn State vs Indiana, far from the “body bag game” it could have been on paper, was incredibly competitive until the past few minutes of the game.  This particular game, though, was competitive throughout, with Kansas surprisingly leading the bulk of the time, and, even more so, surprisingly winning.  Was this a trap game for the Sooners?   Were they thinking about playing their hated in-state rival, Oklahoma State, the following week?  That would not be logical.  At this point, the Jayhawks are a stronger team than the Cowboys, so the recipe for a trap game does not come together for this head-scratcher of an upset, but signature win for the program under Lance Leipold.

Utah vs Oregon

The Utes may have hitherto passed numerous tests, but not this one.  Oregon clearly had the winning formula to exploit what very few weaknesses Utah’s proven defense had, and the final score proved it, 35-6, in Rice-Eccles Stadium, of all places.  Furthermore, the Ducks are not going away anytime soon.  Already having clawed their way back to the No. 6 spot in the AP polls, this apparent second wind could carry them to an epic clash for the Pac-12 championship.

Texas vs BYU

In contrast to Oklahoma’s close call against UCF last week wherein this week they clearly did not bounce back, Texas clearly did over BYU after their close call last week at Houston.  Or did they?  A 35-6 triumph over the Cougars should be as convincing as any on paper, given the consistent discipline and tenacity of the visiting team.  Yet concerns remain:  the Longhorns’ red zone inconsistencies persist.  Most disturbing was their inability to punch it in from the goal line on a particular drive, a carbon-copy scenario of point off the board against hated OU in Dallas just a few weeks earlier.  Above all else, Texas needs to fix their goal line offensive woes if they have any aspirations for the playoffs.

Louisville vs Duke

Nobody is going to dispute that Duke is a very respectable team, never to be taken lightly, and only narrowly missing a chance to beat Notre Dame a few weeks prior.  Yet the Cardinals demolished the Blue Devils anyhow.  Even notwithstanding the trap game loss at Pittsburgh, it is amazing the team that Jeff Brohm has built in his inaugural season coaching his alma mater, a squad that is already beyond bowl-eligible.  A winnable stretch of three games remains, then they close out the season with a potential slugfest against in-state rival Kentucky.  This is a team worth keeping one’s eye on as high-stakes November approaches.

Looking ahead to Week 10: 

South Carolina vs Jacksonville State

The Gamecocks have struggled mightily this year, and now, an intriguing test approaches.  Is Jacksonville State that good at 7-2, or have their seven wins come from Group-of-Five cupcakes?  This game will be an interesting test of respective strengths. Also intriguing: the Gamecocks will be playing the Gamecocks.

Ole Miss vs Texas A&M

The Aggies’ offense has been up and down this year.  If it is up for this game, this could be a potentially high-scoring game.

Texas vs Kansas State

Sure, Texas just notched a convincing win, but the Wildcats just mauled the other Cougars (Houston), 41-0.  Now would be a good time for the Longhorns to fix their goal line offensive woes, or they had better be prepared to be upset at home.

Oklahoma State vs Oklahoma

The Badlam Series game comes early this year.  The Sooners might come into Stillwater with a renewed focus after being blindsided by Kansas this past weekend.  At the same time, the Cowboys are slightly down from previous strong years.  It might not be a pretty sight for the Cowboys.

Tulane vs East Carolina

The Green Wave and the Pirates have polar-opposite records (7-1 and 1-7), respectively.  When was the last time that Tulane could be enjoying a body bag game?

Alabama vs LSU

Brian Kelly’s Bayou Bengals take on Nick Saban’s Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa.  What more do we need to add to convince ourselves that this is likely the game of the week?

USC vs Washington

Get ready for some offensive fireworks, West Coast-style.

Arizona vs UCLA

The Wildcats have already knocked off ranked teams back-to-back.  Can they three-peat?

College Football Awards Week 8 (2023) October 23, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were him:  Ryan Day, Ohio State

Glad I’m not him: James Franklin, Penn State

Lucky guy: Steve Sarkesian, Texas

Poor guy: Dana Holgorsen, Houston

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Kalen DeBoer, Washington

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Barry Odom, UNLV

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Kirk Ferentz, Iowa

Desperately seeking … anything:  Sam Pittman, Arkansas

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: LSU (defeated Army 62-0)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Washington (defeated Arizona State 15-7)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Michigan State (lost to No. 2 Michigan 49-0)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Central Florida (lost to Oklahoma 31-29)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Kansas State (defeated TCU 41-3)  

Dang, they’re good: Michigan
Dang, they’re bad:  Southern Miss

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  North Carolina

Did the season start?  USC
Can the season end?  Sam Houston State

Can the season never end?  Ohio State

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 3 Ohio State 20, No. 7 Penn State 12

Never play this again: LSU 62, Army 0

What?  Ball State 24, Central Michigan 17

Huh?  Nevada 6, SDSU 0

Are you kidding me??  Minnesota 12, No. 24 Iowa 10

Oh – my – God:  Virginia 31, No. 10 North Carolina 27

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 9)
Ticket to die for:  No. 8 Oregon @ No. 13 Utah

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: (none)

Best non-Power Five matchup: UNLV @ Fresno State

Upset alert: Kentucky @ No. 21 Tennessee

Must win: No. 16 Duke @ No. 20 Louisville

Offensive explosion: Colorado @ No. 23 UCLA

Defensive struggle: (uncertain)

Great game no one is talking about: Miami (OH) @ Ohio U

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Deion Sanders of Colorado vs Chip Kelly of UCLA

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Indiana @ No. 10 Penn State

Why are they playing? Pitt @ No. 14 Notre Dame

Plenty of good seats remaining: UMass @ Army

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  East Carolina @ UTSA

Week 8 Thoughts:

Ohio State vs Penn State

After this week, Penn State proved that they are an excellent football team.  The only problem is for them, that Ohio State proved that they are even better, to the point where the Buckeyes demonstrated they belong in the top five.

USC vs Utah

The Utes passed a test, but not quite in the way anticipated.  As good as Utah’s defense is, their offense surpassed USC’s on the ground (249 rushing yards compared to USC’s 145).  Clearly, the Trojans were beat up front.  Also telling:  While Utah QB Bryson Barnes had three TD passes, USC’s Caleb Williams, last year’s Heisman winner, had zero.  All of USC’s touchdowns were ironically on the ground.  The Trojans passed to set up the run, while the Utes ran to set up the pass.

To look at things more strategically, Lincoln Riley needs to evolve his offense beyond counting on Williams to go out there and simply conjure up magic.  Utah’s approach was clearly more fundamentally sound, and it bore the sweet fruit of victory.

Other thoughts:

Oklahoma’s and Texas’ performances were lackluster this week.  This is most curious.  To contextualize, both teams are coming off bye weeks after an epic showdown against each other in the Cotton Bowl the week before then.  What is afoot, and, can both of these teams shake off this apparent funk?

Also, it is too bad that Iowa has a bye this time around, as whomever they play appears to become a shoo-in for the defensive struggle of the week.  That said, the 12-10 result in favor of rival Minnesota was ‘surpassed’, for an even greater defensive struggle occurred between Mississippi State and Arkansas, with the latter triumphing 7-3.  Or, perhaps we should consider Nevada eclipsing SDSU 6-0.  Then there is the head-scratcher of Arizona State holding No. 5 Washington to only 15 points, but they could only muster seven in turn.  Quite the statistical cluster for one week of football.

Looking ahead to Week 9: 

Oklahoma vs Kansas

Possibly the only interesting game for the noon EDT time slot this upcoming week, which is a shame.

Louisville vs Duke

Both teams have top 20 rankings, and both are seeking redemption as they are coming off losses.  This could be a good one.

Texas vs BYU

Steve Sarkesian coaches against his alma mater.  That alone is intriguing.  What is even more intriguing is whether Texas (along with Oklahoma in its respective game) can play back to form after the Longhorns dodged a bullet this week.

Minnesota vs Michigan State

Sometimes two bad teams butting heads can make for a decent game.  Here is one potential example, what with Minnesota inexplicably underperforming, and Michigan State in a self-inflicted disarray.  Like a trainwreck, you can’t not watch.

Utah vs Oregon

The Utes’ vaunted defense will be put to an even bigger test this time, as Oregon’s offense does not simply revolve around the unsystematic approach of simply asking their QB to create big plays out of nothing (looking your way, USC).

UCLA vs Colorado

If both teams bring their A-game, then sit back and enjoy the offensive fireworks display.

College Football Awards Week 7 (2023) October 19, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were him:  Kalen DeBoer, Washington

Glad I’m not him: Dan Lanning, Oregon

Lucky guy: Dana Holgorsen, Houston

Poor guy: Neal Brown, West Virginia

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Lincoln Riley, USC

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Chuck Martin, Miami (OH)

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Deion Sanders, Colorado

Desperately seeking … anything:  Jake Dickert, Washington State

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Penn State (defeated UMass 63-0)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Colorado (lost to Stanford 46-43)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Purdue (lost to No.3 Ohio State 41-7)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Illinois (defeated Maryland 27-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Georgia (defeated No. 20 Kentucky 51-13)  

Dang, they’re good: Penn State
Dang, they’re bad:  Ball State

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Louisville

Did the season start?  Colorado
Can the season end?  Kent State

Can the season never end?  Washington

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 7 Washington 36, No. 8 Oregon 33

Never play this again: No. 6 Penn State 63, UMass 0

What?  Arizona 44, No. 19 Washington State 6

Huh?  Pitt 38, No. 14 Louisville 21

Are you kidding me??  No. 21 Notre Dame 48, No. 10 USC 20

Oh – my – God:  Stanford 46, Colorado 43 (2 OT)

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 8)
Ticket to die for:  No. 7 Penn State @ No. 3 Ohio State

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: (none)

Best non-Power Five matchup: Toledo @ Miami (OH)

Upset alert: South Carolina @ No. 20 Missouri

Must win: No. 16 Duke @ No. 4 Florida State

Offensive explosion: Miami (FL) @ Clemson

Defensive struggle: No. 17 Tennessee @ No. 11 Alabama

Great game no one is talking about: Marshall @ Georgia State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Lane Kiffin of Ole Miss vs Hugh Freeze of Auburn

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Virginia @ No. 10 North Carolina

Why are they playing? Army @ No. 19 LSU

Plenty of good seats remaining: Charlotte @ East Carolina

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Toledo @ Miami (OH)

Week 7 Thoughts:

Washington vs Oregon

When was the last time we got excited about a regular season Pac-12 game?  It has been close to two decades.  This game pitted two potential playoff contenders against each other.  With that much on the line, and talent to spare on both sides of the ball, that typically adds up to a good game. 

It did not disappoint.  Big plays and high drama abounded, and the game remained close throughout the 60 minutes.  One takeaway?  Michael Penix Jr. of Washington emerged as the better QB over Oregon’s Bo Nix, who is still very good.

Now that UW has clawed its way up to the No. 5 ranking, can it stay there?  Its last four games are against USC, Utah, Oregon State, and Washington State, all presenting their own unique challenges.  Let the real games begin.

Notre Dame vs USC

The big takeaway from this game is, USC is not as good as we thought they were, and ND is not as overrated as we thought they were. The Trojans still have not figured out this new thing called a defense, and their offensive business model revolves around exhorting Caleb Williams to go out and create plays out of thin air. Obviously, such a weak business model does not a national championship-caliber team make, and shame on Lincoln Riley for not making these key improvements.

Looking ahead to Week 8: 

Ohio State vs. Penn State

Last week, there was hardly a competitive game on at noon.  Not this time.

Another epic Big Ten showdown, in Ohio Stadium (the Holy Grail of football for the Midwest, bar none), no less.  Better yet, it’s at noon EDT on FOX (meaning, Gus and Joel are on the call).  Buckle up.

Alabama vs Tennessee

The Volunteers have been in slow recovery mode since their embarrassing (and frankly, head-scratching) loss at Florida.  But now an even bigger, tougher test emerges. 

Florida State vs Duke

Duke lost a heartbreaker to Notre Dame just a couple of weeks ago.  Now they have an even tougher challenge to face, on the road, no less.  We know that they are good.  This game will tell us exactly how good (or limited) they are.

USC vs Utah

The classic matchup of an explosive offense meeting a tough defense.  Which will win out?

Rivalry games that are anything but this year:

This might include Iowa vs Minnesota.  Inexplicably, the Hawkeyes are 6-1 despite having zero offense, while the Gophers are only 3-3.  The latter’s mediocre record appears just that, but in reality, the team looks like they are hanging by a thread.  Sure, the teams are playing for the Floyd of Rosedale, but can this rivalry dynamic overcome Minnesota’s woes against a stubborn Iowa defense?

Conversely, there is Michigan vs. Michigan State.  Historically a big brother vs little brother affair with little brother sometimes besting his seemingly larger sibling,  This time, however, it seems as though the former is a giant about to crush a Lilliputian in the latter, who is in a self-inflicted state of disarray.

College Football Awards Week 6 (2023) October 11, 2023

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COACHES

Wish I were him: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Glad I’m not him: Steve Sarkesian, Texas

Lucky guy: Brent Key, Georgia Tech

Poor guy: Jeff Tedford, Fresno State

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Lincoln Riley, USC

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Craig Bohl, Wyoming

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mario Cristobal, Miami

Desperately seeking … anything:  Sonny Dykes, TCU

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Michigan (defeated Minnesota 52-10)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: USC (defeated Arizona 43-41)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Virginia Tech (lost to No.5 Florida State 39-17)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Arizona (lost to USC 43-41)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Georgia (defeated No. 20 Kentucky 51-13)  

Dang, they’re good: Michigan
Dang, they’re bad:  Louisiana-Monroe

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Texas

Did the season start?  Notre Dame
Can the season end?  TCU

Can the season never end?  Oklahoma

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 12 Oklahoma 34, No. 3 Texas 30

Never play this again: No. 2 Michigan 52, Minnesota 10

What?  Georgia Tech 23, No. 17 Miami 20

Huh?  UCLA 25, No. 13 Washington State 17

Are you kidding me??  No. 12 Oklahoma 34, No. 3 Texas 30

Oh – my – God:  No. 25 Louisville 33, No. 10 Notre Dame 20

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 7)
Ticket to die for:  No. 8 Oregon @ No. 9 Washington

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: (none)

Best non-Power Five matchup: Wyoming @ Air Force

Upset alert: Auburn @ No. 23 LSU

Must win: No. 9 USC @ No. 10 Notre Dame

Offensive explosion: No. 17 Miami (FL) @ No. 14 North Carolina

Defensive struggle: Iowa @ Wisconsin

Great game no one is talking about: Marshall @ Georgia State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Mario Cristobal of Miami vs Mack Brown of North Carolina

Who’s bringing the body bags?  No. 1 Georgia @ Vanderbilt

Why are they playing? UMass @ No. 6 Penn State

Plenty of good seats remaining: San Jose State @ New Mexico State

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Toledo @ Ball State

Week 6 Thoughts:

Texas vs. Oklahoma

The question on the mind of many football fans lately has been, “is Texas back?”.  Well, we sure thought Texas was.  They were certainly playing like it.  Maybe they still are, but there are clearly some issues that remain to be resolved.  Yes, Oklahoma was also ranked, and also undefeated.  But the Longhorns were still favored, and given the intensity of this rivalry, losing leaved a feeling of disgust for the defeated team.  Did Texas make too many mistakes early in the game?  Perhaps.  But those mistakes were, by that token, made early in the game, with plenty of game left to overcome them. 

A bigger issue?  Execution in the red zone.  The Sooners made a goal line stand that will go down as part of the lore of this storied rivalry, denying the Longhorns entry into the endzone on four straight plays.  Give credit to the Sooners for pulling off the upset.  Also give credit to Steve Sarkesian for realizing what still needs work.

Kentucky vs Georgia

Where was this Georgia team the whole year?  Apparently sleepwalking through the first five weeks of the season.  Kentucky proved to be a more-than-decent team thus far.  Yet, when they ventured down to Athens, the sleeping giant awoke.  Long story short, Georgia finally decided to start playing football for the first time this year, and demolished a good Kentucky team in the process, 51-13.

Arizona vs USC

Do we get the feeling that USC is playing up, or down, to their competition?

Louisville vs Notre Dame

Notre Dame has proven that they are a good game, and can handle themselves well in big games.  Maybe three big games in a row was too much.  Either that, or Louisville is that good.  Sneaky good, but certainly more than respectable.  Every time the Cardinals have been put to the test, they have passed the test.  Now, the test they just passed led to one of the program’s top-five all-time greatest wins (along with winning the 1991 Fiesta Bowl; beating No. 5 Florida State in a monsoon in 2002; defeating Florida in the 2013 Sugar Bowl, and beating No. 5 West Virginia in 2006).

Looking ahead to Week 7: 

Oregon vs Washington

Next week will be a tough act to follow after this wild weekend.  Nevertheless, this game will help determine the eventual champion for the Pac-12, which, safe to say, will be going out on the highest note conceivable.  Seriously, has anyone witnessed this conference being this deep?  Even Arizona, usually a perennial bottom-feeder in the conference, is competitive. 

Which leads us to this game in Seattle.  Both teams could make life very hard for most other teams in the top 10 right now.  Either team could make a compelling case to be a playoff contender right now.  Thus it is a safe bet that we’ll be in a for a ‘dandy’ of a game in Husky Stadium this weekend!

Miami vs North Carolina

This game has huge implications for the eventual ACC championship.  The bonus is that coaches Mario Cristobal and Mack Brown will be going head-to-head.

Missouri vs Kentucky

Here is an interesting situation where two good teams are coming off losses and have no time at all to lick their wounds, as both teams see this as an opportunity to ‘get well’ on their respective opponent.  Intriguing, no?

Notre Dame vs USC

Fans of the Gold and Blue are now exhorting the Irish to hang in there for one more week, the last game in a brutal schedule stretch, this time against USC.  Will the Trojans discover this new thing called a defense?  Because playing in South Bend these days is a less-than-ideal place to make that discovery while on the job.  Nevertheless, in the meantime, the Trojans’ offense will keep ND’s defense’s collective hands full, so maybe that’s a wash, and thus a good game, after all.

Texas A&M vs Tennessee

Wait, Tennessee is still ranked?  Apparently.  Now is a good opportunity for them to prove they deserve it, as the Aggies, who narrowly lost to Bama this past weekend, come calling.  What will Bobby Petrino have in store for his offense against the Volunteers?

Best Version of “White Christmas” December 16, 2022

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Let’s play a game.  It’s [loosely] called “name the best version of (fill-in-the-blank Christmas song)”.  After all, there are but so many Christmas songs out there, some 200 years old (or older), some 150+ years old, some 80+ years old, some 65-ish, some more recent than that.  The point is, myriads of recording artists have cut their own versions of many of these songs for almost 125 years.  What makes things interesting is that each singer/group/ensemble has had their own “take” on them.  So, whose “take” is the best?  Let us explore that answer.

Why not start with Irving Berlin’s venerable “White Christmas”?  Yes, the man who wrote an estimated 1,500 songs over the course of his 101 years on this Earth, including “God Bless America” and many legendary songs from the Golden Age of the Great American Song Book (“Cheek to Cheek”, “Blue Skies”, “Puttin’ on the Ritz”, “Easter Parade”, “Alexander’s Ragtime Band”, to name but a few) also gave us “White Christmas”.  It is altogether fitting and proper to take a look at this sing, since this year marks the 80th anniversary of its official release to the world.

The context behind the origins of “White Christmas” are multi-layered.  Just as Margaret Mitchell’s Civil War-era novel “Gone With The Wind” was a smashing success during the Great Depression, so was “White Christmas” at the dawn of America’s direct involvement in WWII.  While accounts vary as to exactly when Berlin actually wrote the song (within the years 1940 or ’41), it has been established that the first public performance of the song was indeed by Bing Crosby on his NBC radio show The Kraft Music hall, on Christmas Day of 1941, only 18 days after Pearl Harbor and 17 days after FDR asked Congress to declare war on Japan.

The song made a larger debut on-screen the following year in 1942 when it was featured in the now-classic movie “Holiday Inn”.  Crosby not only sang the song in the film, but also, as was customary at the time, recorded a studio version of the song on the Decca label as part of an accompanying album of songs from the movie.  He was accompanied by the Ken Darby Singers and the John Scott Trotter Orchestra when they made this recording on May 29, 1942.  It took them only 18 minutes to produce a rendition that satisfied everyone.

While the popularity of the 1942 movie Holiday Inn did eventually help propel record sales (it did top the charts by end of October of ’42), a stronger social undercurrent helped make the song legendary.  With America having officially joined the fight against the Axis powers after Pearl Harbor, the population was mobilized onto a war footing at an unprecedented scale and pace.  Yes, America had been mobilized a generation earlier in the First World War, but this new mobilization made the Allied Expeditionary Forces of old, and the industry supporting it, pale in comparison.

Within months after the fateful events of early December of 1941, many an able-bodied American man would be enlisted into service and deployed to many a spot abroad, or at least, far from home, from the deserts of North Africa to the Aleutian Islands, to air bases in England, to naval flotillas patrolling the South Pacific, and many spots in between. 

The song thus spoke to them, and to their families at home, of simpler times, or deep nostalgia.  The right mix of melancholy and comforting images of home during the Holidays resonated deeply with listeners during WWII, and the Armed Forces Network was flooded with requests to play this song during that time.

In its first year of recording and release, Bing Crosby’s first version of this song stayed at the top of the charts for 11 weeks.  Sales carried well into early 1943, and Decca re-released the song for Christmas seasons of 1945 and ’46.  For Holiday Inn, the song won the Academy Award for Best Original Song of 1942.

Ironically, the version with which most of us are familiar is Crosby’s re-recording of the song in 1947, also accompanied by both the Trotter Orchestra and the Darby Singers.  The addition of the flutes and a slightly more pronounced celesta helps make it audibly different from the first version without being too overtly different.

Readers may or may not be aware that Crosby’s 1942 and ’47 renditions combined add up to the greatest-selling record of all time:  more so than any record by Elvis, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elton John, or anybody.  By 1968, sales had reached 30 Million alone.  After much research, the Guinness Book of World Records concluded in 2007 that the record had sold at least 50 Million copies, though some estimates reach as high as 100 Million.

Twelve years after the song’s and the hit flick Holiday Inn’s initial release, Paramount was finally able to make a follow-up film for both, simply calling it “White Christmas”. It proceeded to become the most successful movie of 1954. While not as strong a film as its 1942 predecessor, it nevertheless has earned its place as a Christmas classic movie in its own right. That it was filmed in then-cutting-edge “VistaVision” has helped it translate well onto HDTV screens today. Naturally, the finale number was the movie’s namesake.

To broaden the scope:  in the 80 years since it was first recorded, “White Christmas” has been cut more than 500 times, making it the most-recorded Christmas song.  As mentioned in the beginning, many artists have offered their own “take” on it. For example, while Clyde McPhatter & The Drifters’ version [also] from 1954 is always a fun listen, it still is not has great as Bing’s original version.

That said, a solid runner-up is Darlene Love’s rendition on the also-classic album, Phil Spector’s “A Christmas Gift For You” from 1963.  As the first track of this perennially strong album, Love’s rendition packs much more of a virtual “punch” than people usually expect from the song, aided in part by Spector’s “Wall of Sound” audio effect, but also by the singer’s soulful efforts. Also notable of this version is that it includes the prelude verse that many other artists skip singing.

The real question is, which is really better, Bing’s 1942 version, or the 1947 remake?  Most folks would likely side with the latter, since that is the one with which they are familiar.  One cannot blame them, for that version is wonderful and timeless.  My vote is for the 1942 version:  the one that started it all.  It has a sharpness that the remake lacks, and the historian in me reflects on how it spoke to people’s hopes, fears, and comforts as we were beginning to take on a worldwide menace on an unprecedented scale.

The lasting legacy of Crosby’s 1942 version is grander than one might expect.  Its success on the charts legitimized the market for Christmas music.  To be sure, more than a few excellent versions of Christmas songs were recorded before this landmark cut, including notable examples by Benny Goodman, Tommy Dorsey, and Glenn Miller.  But Crosby, paired with Berlin’s incredible contribution to the Great American Christmas Songbook, finally opened the recording industry’s eyes to the potential goldmine they were sitting on with regard to recording music for the Christmas season.  In short, Crosby and Berlin, with White Christmas, paved the way for the bulk of popular Christmas music we have to enjoy today.

Revisiting “A Jolly Christmas With Frank Sinatra” December 12, 2022

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Five score and seven years ago today, the greatest pop singer of the 20th Century was born.  Francis Albert Sinatra would go on to have a recording career that would span almost six decades, and cut iconic records from at least five of them (more on that some other time).

Moreover, this anniversary of his birth makes things all the more fitting and proper that we should revisit his unforgettable Christmas album, “A Jolly Christmas with Frank Sinatra”, recorded and released 65 years ago in 1957.

In a previous article, I already made the case why this is one of the three greatest Christmas albums of all time.  Now it is time to go deeper still, and look at two very iconic recordings within this album.  A number of factors can make a record “iconic”.  One very key factor in this case is that Sinatra introduced two new songs that are now part of the great American Christmas Songbook.

The first of which is “Mistletoe and Holly” (track 3 of the album).  Even today, listeners of all ages can instantly recognize this classic recording, what with its distinct intro of the harmonious plucking of the violin strings, paired with mild percussion for a distinctly staccato effect.  But when one pays attention to the lyrics, one can also discern the song’s staying power:  it lists many cherished traditions with which most of us associate Christmastime in America.  “Tasty pheasants” (a fancy variation on the venerable Christmas turkey); Christmas presents; “countrysides covered with snow”; Kris Kringle; Grandma’s pies (speaking to family cooking/baking traditions); over-eating (who has not indulged a bit rich foods over the Holidays?); “[M]erry greeting from relatives you don’t know” (rather self-explanatory); “carols by starlight”; decorating one’s Christmas tree; “folks stealing a kiss or two” (who among us has not heard of spates of marriage proposals around Christmas?).

No doubt that everyone sensed this track would be a hit, which is likely a major factor in its featuring in Sinatra’s famous Christmas special with Bing Crosby that same year.

Meanwhile, “The Christmas Waltz” has its own backstory.  This now-iconic song was written by the dynamic duo of Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne in 1954, at Sinatra’s behest.  Nine years earlier (1945), this same duo gave to American culture “Let It Snow! Let It Snow” Let It Snow!”, first recorded by the great Vaughn “Foghorn” Monroe on RCA Victor that same year.  In 1954, Sinatra wanted a new Christmas song to pair on a single with his new version of “White Christmas”.  At first, Cahn balked at the request, but Styne was persuasively emphatic, knowing how dogged Sinatra was in turn.  While the two were working on the song together, inspiration hit them that nobody had written a “Christmas waltz” before.  Stine had a waltz melody he had previously put together, allowing the framework for Cahn to get to work on a fitting set of lyrics to match.  Sinatra would record this first version of “The Christmas Waltz” in August of that year, arranged by the great Nelson Riddle.

For the timeless 1957 album, though, Gordon Jenkins took the reins for both arranging and conducting.  “The Christmas Waltz” (track 5 of the album in question) was modified accordingly, and admittedly for the better.  This 1957 arrangement gives Sinatra more freedom to express his “honesty” in his lyrics, and the recording overall provides the perfect combination of nostalgia, fun, and just a drop of poignance to set everything off immaculately, in the same way that a pinch of salt in baked goods makes them paradoxically sweeter still.  The lyrics themselves are a paean to Christmas nostalgia (they seriously have us as “Frosted window panes…”). As an aside, the music effect of the violins right before Sinatra opens with the first lyrics provide a source of never-ending fascination.  Listen in a certain way, and they violin strings are played in such a way that some of the notes sound as if they were played on a pipe organ instead.  These notes are strengthened further by the ambient undertones of the harp.  Upon further review, how could this album not be considered Jenkins’ magnum opus of arrangement?

They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery.  Thus, the many cover versions of this song speak volumes to its timelessness and popularity.  Over the years, starting with Peggy Lee in 1960, the song has also been covered by notable artists such as Doris Day, Jack Jones (who also covered “Mistletoe and Holly” the same year, 1964), Bing Crosby, Pat Boone, Robert Goulet, The Osmonds, the Carpenters, Johnny Mathis, Andy Williams, Kathie Lee Gifford, Anita O’Day, Margaret Whiting, Rosemary Clooney, Don McLean, Natalie Cole, Helen Reddy, Barry Manilow, Clay Aiken, Kristin Chenoweth, Harry Connick Jr., even John Travolta. But none have come close to Sinatra’s original rendition.

To be sure, and interestingly, Mel Torme’s version from 1992 is unique in that Sammy Cahn wrote a new full set of additional lyrics as a personal gift to the singer.

A few interesting bits of trivia tie both of these great tracks from this legendary album together.  They were both issued as the A and B side of the same 45 RPM single together (Capitol F3900) at the same time that the album itself was released.  Both tracks also feature vocal backing by the Ralph Brewster Singers, who just so happened to include a bass singer by the name of Thurl Ravenscroft.  Nine years later, Ravenscroft would make his own notable contribution to the American Christmas Songbook by singing “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” for the 1966 MGM animated adaption of Dr. Seuss’ own iconic Christmas curmudgeon.  The reader might also recall him as the voice of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes’ Tony the Tiger for more than 50 years, but that is neither here nor there.

All that aside, these two songs, along with others in the album (how can one not love his oh-so catchy version of “Jingle Bells“?) more than merit “go-to” status for a jolly Christmas indeed, from the time of its initial release to 65 years later, or any Christmastime thereafter.