College Football Awards, Week 7 (2018) October 15, 2018
Posted by intellectualgridiron in Sports.Tags: Arkansas, Army, Clemson, Dabo Swinney, Dana Holgorsen, Dave Doeren, Duke, Ed Orgeron, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Iowa State, James Franklin, Kirby Smart, Louisiana Tech, LSU, Mark Dantonio, Miami Hurricanes, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, NC State, Nebraska, North Texas, Ohio State, Oregon, Penn State, Purdue, Rice, San Diego State, San Jose State, Scott Frost, Seth Littrell, SJSU, TCU, Tulsa, UAB, UCF, UTEP, Vanderbilt, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Western Kentucky
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(Note: All rankings are current AP [week 7] unless otherwise noted.)
COACHES
Wish I were him: Ed Orgeron, LSU
Glad I’m not him: Kirby Smart, Georgia
Lucky guy: Mark Dantonio, Michigan State
Poor guy: James Franklin, Penn State
Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Gus Malzahn, Auburn
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Seth Littrell, North Texas
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Dana Holgorsen, West Virginia
Desperately seeking … anything: Scott Frost, Nebraska
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Army (defeated San Jose State 52-3)
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Florida (defeated Vanderbilt 37-27)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: San Jose State (lost to Army 52-3)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Minnesota (lost to Ohio State 30-14)
Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Purdue (defeated Illinois 46-7)
Dang, they’re good: LSU
Dang, they’re bad: Western Kentucky
Can’t Stand Prosperity: Georgia
Did the season start? TCU
Can the season end? Rice
Can the season never end? Michigan
GAMES
Play this again: No. 17 Oregon 30, No. 7 Washington 27, OT
Never play this again: Army 52, SJSU 3
What? Virginia 16, No. 16 Miami 13
Huh? No. 17 Oregon 30, No. 7 Washington 27, OT
Double Huh? Michigan State 21, No. 8 Penn State 17
Are you kidding me?? Iowa State 30, No. 6 West Virginia 14
Oh – my – God: No. 13 LSU 36, No. 2 Georgia 16
NEXT WEEK
Rankings are current AP (week 8)
Game of the week: No. 22 Mississippi State @ No. 5 LSU
Also: No. 16 NC State @ No. 3 Clemson
Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five matchup: Memphis @ Missouri
Best non-Power Five matchup: North Texas @ UAB
Upset alert: No. 16 NC State @ No. 3 Clemson
Must win: No. 6 Michigan @ No. 24 Michigan State
Offensive explosion: No. 12 Oregon @ No. 25 Washington State
Defensive struggle: (inconclusive)
Great game no one is talking about: Virginia @ Duke
Intriguing coaching matchup: Dave Doeren of NC State vs Dabo Swinney of Clemson
Who’s bringing the body bags? No. 10 UCF @ East Carolina
Why are they playing? UTEP @ Louisiana Tech
Plenty of good seats remaining: Tulsa @ Arkansas
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? San Jose State @ San Diego State
Due to the intriguing complexity of the current situation, no additional thoughts are offered at this time, but shall be forthcoming in a subsequent article later this week.
College Football Awards, Week 6 (2018) October 7, 2018
Posted by intellectualgridiron in Sports.Tags: Aggies, Alabama, Arizona, Auburn, Bayou Bengals, Bobby Petrino, Boston College, Cardinal, Charlotte, CHip Kelly, Clemson, Cowboys, Dave Doeren, Duke, Ed Orgeron, Florida, Florida State, Gators, Georgia, Georgia Tech, Hurricanes, Iowa State, Jimbo Fisher, Kansas, Kansas State, Kentucky, Kevin Sumlin, Kyle Field, Kyle Whittingham, Lincoln Riley, Longhorns, Louisville, LSU, Mark Dontonio, Mark Stoops, Memphis, Miami, Michigan State, Mississippi State, NC State, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Oregon, Penn State, Red River Shootout, Rice, rivalry, Seminoles, Showdown, Sooners, South Alabama, Spartans, Stanford, Tennessee, Texas, Texas A&M, Tigers, Tom Herman, UCF, UCLA, Utah, Wake Forest, Washington, West Virginia, Western Kentucky, Wildcats
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(Note: All rankings are current AP [week 6] unless otherwise noted.)
COACHES
Wish I were him: Tom Herman, Texas
Glad I’m not him: Lincoln Riley, Oklahoma
Lucky guy: Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M
Poor guy: Mark Stoops, Kentucky
Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Mark Dantonio, Michigan State
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Dave Doeren, NC State
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Bobby Petrino, Louisville
Desperately seeking … anything: Chip Kelly, UCLA
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Clemson (defeated Wake Forest 63-3)
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: West Virginia (defeated Kansas 38-22)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Wake Forest (lost to Clemson 63-3)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Kansas (lost to West Virginia 38-22)
Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Georgia Tech (defeated Louisville 66-31)
Dang, they’re good: Alabama
Dang, they’re bad: Louisville
Can’t Stand Prosperity: Michigan State
Did the season start? Boston College
Can the season end? Rice
Can the season never end? Texas
GAMES
Play this again: No. 19 Texas 48, No. 7 Oklahoma 45
Never play this again: No. 4 Clemson 63, Wake Forest 3
What? Utah 40, No. 14 Stanford 21
Huh? Texas A&M 20, No. 13 Kentucky 14 (OT)
Double Huh? Mississippi State 23, No. 8 Auburn 9
Are you kidding me?? No. 19 Texas 48, No. 7 Oklahoma 45
Oh – my – God: No. 22 Florida 27, No. 5 LSU 19
NEXT WEEK
Rankings are current AP (week 6)
Ticket to die for: No. 2 Georgia @ No. 5 LSU
Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five matchup: None
Best non-Power Five matchup: No. 12 UCF @ Memphis
Upset alert: No. 9 West Virginia @ Iowa State
Must win: No. 20 Michigan State @ No. 11 Penn State
Offensive explosion: No. 10 Washington @ No. 18 Oregon
Defensive struggle: No. 8 Auburn @ Tennessee
Great game no one is talking about: Duke @ Georgia Tech
Intriguing coaching matchup: Kyle Whittingham of Utah vs. Kevin Sumlin of Arizona
Who’s bringing the body bags? (inconclusive)
Why are they playing? (inconclusive)
Plenty of good seats remaining: Western Kentucky @ Charlotte
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? Alabama State @ South Alabama
Week 6 Thoughts:
Upsets have abounded this week, with each surprise seeming to supersede the other. Texas made its presence known by toppling yet another ranked opponent, this time hated rival Oklahoma. Whereas the Longhorns were ranked a respectable No. 19, the Sooners were top ten at No. 7. It was almost the upset the never was, as the Sooners’ superior talent almost allowed for a complete comeback during the second half. Only a last-minute field goal by Texas’ true freshman kicker won the day.
LSU’s occasional woes against Florida continued yesterday. In 2003, the Gators upset the Tigers badly, almost spoiling their national title campaign. This time around, the Bayou Bengals came in to the game at No. 5 in the nation, only to be upset by the (No. 22) Gators yet again, this time 27-19. Time to see if Ed Orgeron’s team can bounce back from this loss and remain strong in the brutally competitive SEC West division.
Mississippi State has been in and out of the rankings, but this time, they played like a legitimately ranked team, toppling top-ten Auburn 23-9. Perhaps the “clanga-clanga” atmosphere of Scott Field at night had something to do with it?
Speaking of atmospheres and night games, don’t look now, but Kentucky is a legitimately good team. That said, apparently a night game in the hostile confines of Kyle Field (“Home of the 12th Man”) was too much to maintain their strong winning streak, for the Wildcats lost to the unranked Aggies in overtime, in what was a close, hard-fought game from start to end.
In an interesting night cap game, unranked Utah’s superior quickness gave No. 14 Stanford fits the entire evening. The Cardinal has a bye-week to lick their wounds, while such a win for the Utes might merit a ranking in the next edition of the polls.
There were other upsets, too, such as Iowa State toppling No. 25 Oklahoma State. It won’t get any easier for the Cowboys, as their next six games include ranked opponents (Texas, Oklahoma, and West Virginia), as well as Kansas State and potentially-ranked TCU.
Let us also not overlook another close, hard-fought game between Florida State and Miami. The Seminoles tenaciously hung tough the entire game and eventually triumphed over the No. 17 Hurricanes 28-27.
In the Big Ten, unranked Northwestern (they actually start off the year ranked No. 15) upset No. 20 Michigan State, on the road, 29-19. This is a genuine quality win for the Wildcats, as Mark Dantonio has, over the past several years, made his Spartans a tough out even for top-ten teams. On paper, one would think MSU would have been a tougher out for Northwestern, but just goes to show that nothing is a given in the B1G.
But one of the biggest upsets of the day was also the biggest game of the day, as the Longhorns have won bragging rights over the Sooners for a year until they meet again next year in the Cotton Bowl amidst the annual Texas State Fair.
College Football Awards, Week 5 (2018) September 30, 2018
Posted by intellectualgridiron in Sports.Tags: Air Force, Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Army, Bobby Petrino, Bowling Green, Cal, California, Chris Ash, Cincinnati, Clemson, Colorado State, Duke, FIU, Florida, Georgia, Georgia Tech, Hurricanes, Illinois, Jeff Monken, Jim Harbaugh, Justin Wilcox, Kansas State, Kevin Sumlin, Larry Fedora, liberty, Louisiana, Louisiana-Monroe, Louisville, Miami, Michigan, Mississippi State, Navy, Nebraska, New Mexico, Nittany Lions, North Carolina, North Texas, Northwestern, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Ole Miss, Pat Fitzgerald, Penn State, Red River Shootout, Rice, Rutgers, San Jose State, Scott Frost, South Alabama, Stanford, Syracuse, Tennessee, Texas, Tulane, Urban Meyer, UTEP, Virginia Tech
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(Note: All rankings are current AP [week 5] unless otherwise noted.)
COACHES
Wish I were him: Urban Meyer, Ohio State
Glad I’m not him: Larry Fedora, North Carolina
Lucky guy: Jim Harbaugh, Michigan
Poor guy: Pat Fitzgerald, Northwestern
Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Bobby Petrino, Louisville (held over for second week!)
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jeff Monken, Army
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Scott Frost, Nebraska
Desperately seeking … anything: Chris Ash, Rutgers
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Alabama (defeated Louisiana 56-14)
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Georgia (defeated Tennessee 38-12)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Bowling Green (lost to Georgia Tech 63-17)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Syracuse (lost to Clemson 27-23)
Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Miami (North Carolina 47-10)
Dang, they’re good: Alabama
Dang, they’re bad: South Alabama
Can’t Stand Prosperity: Duke
Did the season start? Louisville
Can the season end? Rice
Can the season never end? Notre Dame
GAMES
Play this again: No. 4 Ohio State 27, No. 10 Penn State 26
Never play this again: FIU 55, Arkansas-Pine Bluff 9
What? Liberty 52, New Mexico 43
Huh? Florida 13, No. 23 Mississippi State 6
Are you kidding me?? Virginia Tech 31, No. 22 Duke 14
Oh – my – God: No. 8 Notre Dame 38, No. 7 Stanford 17
NEXT WEEK
Rankings are current AP (week 5)
Ticket to die for: No. 18 Texas vs. No. 6 Oklahoma in the Red River Shootout (Dallas)
Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five matchup: Louisiana-Monroe @ Ole Miss
Best non-Power Five matchup: SMU @ UCF
Upset alert: No. 8 Notre Dame @ Virginia Tech
Must win: Georgia Tech @ Louisville
Offensive explosion: (inconclusive)
Defensive struggle: Navy @ Air Force
Great game no one is talking about: Tulane @ Cincinnati
Intriguing coaching matchup: Justin Wilcox of Cal vs. Kevin Sumlin of Arizona
Who’s bringing the body bags? No. 1 Alabama @ Arkansas
Why are they playing? North Texas @ UTEP
Plenty of good seats remaining: Colorado State @ San Jose State
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? Illinois @ Rutgers
Week 5 Thoughts:
This week was one of the most important of the year for this college football season. Although there were few upsets, and ever fewer of consequence (despite some close calls – looking your way, Michigan and Ohio State), there were still two games of enormous importance.
Let us start with the biggest game of the week, which was Ohio State playing Penn State in Happy Valley. With a “white-out” at night filling the 107,000-seat stadium, the Nittany Lions played above their No. 10 ranking, almost defeating No. 4 Ohio State. Almost. In the end, both teams played up to their high potential, and the slightly-better team on paper turned out to be the slightly better team on the field of play. The obvious national championship implications of the matchup and outcome is only part of the importance of this game, which shall be explained in further depth in a subsequent article.
The other game of enormous consequence was Stanford at Notre Dame. This was another top ten matchup with both teams outside of the South, with the victor having further potential to advance in the rankings. As wonderful as the southern teams are, having a healthy amount of top-ten (or even top-15) teams outside of the Southeast region is good for football because it makes the sport more national and less regional. This importance shall also be explained further in an article that shall be forthcoming soon.
Oh, and don’t look now, but Texas is on a four-game win streak, and survived a trap game at Kansas State headed into the Red River Shootout, er, Showdown come Oct. 6.
College Football Awards, Week 4 (2018) September 23, 2018
Posted by intellectualgridiron in Sports.Tags: Alabama, Appalachian State, Arkansas, Army, Bill Snyder, Bobby Petrino, Boilermakers, Boilers, Boston College, Cardinals, Cavaliers, Cincinnati, Clemson, Colorado State, Crimson Tide, David Shaw, Eastern Michigan, Florida, Fresno State, Gardner-Webb, Georgia, Hurricanes, Illinois, Illinois State, Jeff Brohm, Justin Fuente, Kansas State, Kentucky, Louisville, Luke Fickell, Mario Cristobal, Maryland, Miami, Michigan, Mike Gundy, Mississippi State, Navy, Nebraska, Northwestern, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Old Dominion, Oregon, Pac-12, Penn State, Pitt, Pittsburgh, Purdue, Sam Darnold, Scott Frost, SMU, Southern Cal, Stanford, Tennessee State, Texas, Texas Tech, Toledo, Tom Herman, Trojans, Tulane, Tulsa, UCF, USC, Vanderbilt, Virginia, Virginia Tech, Washington State, West Virginia
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(Note: All rankings are current AP [week 4] unless otherwise noted.)
COACHES
Wish I were him: Tom Herman, Texas
Glad I’m not him: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State
Lucky guy: David Shaw, Stanford
Poor guy: Mario Cristobal, Oregon
Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Bobby Petrino, Louisville
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Luke Fickell, Cincinnati
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Justin Fuente, Virginia Tech
Desperately seeking … anything: Scott Frost, Nebraska
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Penn State (defeated Illinois 63-24)
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oklahoma (defeated Army 28-21 in OT)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Tulane (lost to No. 9 Ohio State 49-6)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Army (lost to Oklahoma 28-21 in OT)
Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Texas Tech (defeated No. 15 Oklahoma State 17)
Dang, they’re good: Clemson
Dang, they’re bad: Arkansas
Can’t Stand Prosperity: Virginia Tech
Did the season start? Nebraska
Can the season end? Rutgers
Can the season never end? Alabama
GAMES
Play this again: No. 7 Stanford 38, No. 20 Oregon 31
Play this again, too: SMU 31, Navy 30
Never play this again: Appalachian State 72, Gardner-Webb 7
What? Purdue 30, No. 23 Boston College 13
Huh? Texas Tech 41, No. 15 Oklahoma State 17
Double Huh? Illinois State 35, Colorado State 19
Are you kidding me?? Kentucky 28, No. 14 Mississippi State 7
Oh – my – God: Old Dominion 49, No. 13 Virginia Tech 35
NEXT WEEK (Rankings are current AP, week 5)
Ticket to die for: No. 4 Ohio State @ No. 9 Penn State
Also: No. 7 Stanford @ No. 8 Notre Dame
Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five matchup: Pitt @ UCF
Best non-Power Five matchup: Toledo @ Fresno State
Upset alert: Texas Tech @ No. 12 West Virginia
Must win: Purdue @ Nebraska
Offensive explosion: Toledo @ Fresno State
Defensive struggle: Florida @ No. 23 Mississippi State
Great game no one is talking about: No.18 Texas @ Kansas State
Intriguing coaching matchup: Bill Snyder of Kansas State vs. Tom Herman of Texas
Who’s bringing the body bags? Louisiana @ No. 1 Alabama
Why are they playing? Southern Miss @ No. 10 Auburn
Plenty of good seats remaining: UTEP @ UTSA
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? Tennessee State @ Vanderbilt
Week 4 Thoughts:
Purdue has started the season as a major head-scratcher. Coming off a surprising winning season after the Hazell-era doldrums, including a bowl win, the Boilermaker faithful had high hopes for the team in 2018. Thus far, after an understandable, opening-season loss to then-ranked Northwestern, Purdue proceeded to lose squeakers at home to beatable teams, including [shudder], Eastern Michigan – a directional school. Chalk it up to an undisciplined defense and a lack of a running game. Regardless, the Boilers have their first win of the year, and, all things considered, it’s a rather big one, handily defeating No. 23 Boston College 30-13. To be sure, Purdue did step it up on defense, and if they can maintain this newfound intensity on that side of the ball, there’s hope for the season yet. All that said, sometimes it takes a few weeks for a good team to find its footing and thus to play up to its potential.
The team now becoming an even bigger head-scratcher is Louisville. Sure, they lost badly to Alabama, but the Crimson Tide is such a juggernaut this year that most winning-season teams will look pathetic against them. What really raised concerns was having to struggle, at home, to beat Western Kentucky – another directional school! Let us thus give the Cardinals an ex-post-facto “Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t”. But now they got embarrassed, on the road to a beatable team in Virginia. At 27-3, are the Cavaliers that much better than the Cards? Is their offense that poor that they failed to punch it into the endzone, with only a sad field goal to open the 3rd quarter? A comparison of recent seasonal performances of both teams would say no, but today’s score would suggest so. Here is one possible diagnosis of Louisville’s under-performance. In the last few years (basically since Lamar Jackson was QB), Petrino has been fixated on “skills” players while acting as if he can get any lumbering lummox to block on the line. So, while he might have NFL-caliber talent on the wings, he has no way of executing plays. Has the time come to where Petrino would be better off as an offensive coordinator instead of a head coach? Further observation and analysis of the team’s performance shall tell us yes or no.
What about USC? Before losing badly on the road to Texas last week, they were ranked and poised to compete for the Pac-12 title again. But on Friday night, they had to play hard at home to beat unranked Washington State. One possible explanation: Sam Darnold’s talent at QB papered over the mediocrity of talent on the coaching staff. While I’m not a Trojans fan personally, I nevertheless recognize that when a traditional power like USC does well, it’s good for college football (same goes for other traditional powers like Georgia, Texas, Notre Dame, Michigan, Ohio State, or even Miami (Fla.)). Conversely, a mediocre Southern Cal team is thus not great for college football. Let us hope that they can eventually rise back to national title contention to help keep the west coast markets engaged in the game. After all, it’s never good for a sport to become regional (looking your way, Major League Baseball).
Speaking of Texas, are they “back”? And why were they ever, well, not back? This article by Pete Thamel explains the nature of why a national brand and a massively-valued program ever needed turning around in the first place (hint: turning around an aircraft carrier takes much, much longer than turning around, say, a personal sailboat). Forget, for a moment, that the program sure did not help anybody, least of all themselves, by laying an egg on the road to Maryland, and then under-performing at home the next week against Tulsa. The Longhorns’ big win over USC last week might not indicate that the team is “back” as strongly as one would think due to USC’s apparent mediocrity at the moment. But then again, Texas did follow up with another big win, this time over No. 16 TCU, 31-16. So the current conclusion is, if they’re not “back” yet, they’re certainly headed in the right direction. Onward and upward.
College Football Awards, Week 3 (2018) September 22, 2018
Posted by intellectualgridiron in Sports.Tags: Akron, Alabama, Arizona State, Arkansas, Army, Auburn, B1G, BC, Big Ten, Bobby Petrino, Boston College, BYU, Chris Petersen, Dino Babers, Ed Orgeron, Florida State, Georgia, Gus Malzahn, Herm Edwards, Illinois, Iowa State, Jeff Brohm, Kansas, Kent State, Louisville, Lovie Smith, LSU, Middle Tennessee, Navy, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico State, North Texas, Northwestern, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Ole Miss, Oregon, Penn State, Purdue, Rutgers, Scott Frost, SMU, Stanford, Syracuse, TCU, Tennessee, Texas, Toledo, Troy, Tulane, UTEP, Washington, Western Kentucky, Wisconsin
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As the saying goes, better late than never. Various other projects took my attention away from blogging, but with college football season in full swing, it was time to come out of hiding. Inspiration hit me in Week 4 to do a Week 3 retrospective awards, so here goes:
COACHES
Wish I were him: Ed Orgeron, LSU
Glad I’m not him: Gus Malzahn, Auburn
Lucky guy: Bobby Petrino, Louisville
Poor guy: Lovie Smith, Illinois
Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Bobby Petrino, Louisville
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Dino Babers, Syracuse
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Scott Frost, Nebraska
Desperately seeking … anything: Jeff Brohm, Purdue
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Penn State (defeated Kent State 63-10)
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Louisville (defeated Western Kentucky 20-17)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Middle Tennessee (lost to Georgia 49-7)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Iowa State (lost to Oklahoma 37-27)
Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Kansas (yes, Kansas, who defeated Rutgers 55-14)
Dang, they’re good: Alabama
Dang, they’re bad: Rutgers
Can’t Stand Prosperity: Wisconsin
Did the season start? Florida State (honorable mention: half the Big Ten)
Can the season end? (too early to tell)
Can the season never end? Georgia
GAMES
Play this again: LSU 22, Auburn 21
Never play this again: Penn State 63, Kent State 10
That will leave a mark: Alabama 62, Ole Miss 7
What? Syracuse 30, Florida State 7
Huh? North Texas 44, Arkansas 17
Double Huh? Akron 39, Northwestern 34
Are you kidding me?? Troy 24, Nebraska 19 (in Lincoln, Neb., no less)
Oh – my – God: BYU 24, Wisconsin 21 (in Madison, Wis., no less)
NEXT WEEK
(rankings are current AP (post-week 3, pre-week 4)
Best game of the week (first choice): No. 7 Stanford @ No. 20 Oregon
Best game of the week (second choice): No. 17 TCU @ Texas
Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five matchup: Akron @ Iowa State
Best non-Power Five matchup: Navy @ SMU
Upset alert: Arizona State @ No. 10 Washington
Must win: No. 23 Boston College @ Purdue
Offensive explosion: Nevada @ Toledo
Defensive struggle: Florida @ Tennessee
Great game no one is talking about: No. 14 Mississippi State @ Kentucky
Intriguing coaching matchup: Chris Petersen of Washington vs. Herm Edwards of Arizona State
Who’s bringing the body bags? Tulane @ No. 4 Ohio State
Why are they playing? Army @ No. 5 Oklahoma
Plenty of good seats remaining: New Mexico State @ UTEP
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? McNeese @ No. 25 BYU
Week 3 Thoughts:
(Holding off on those until Week 4 installment.)
College Football Awards, Week 14 (2017) December 7, 2017
Posted by intellectualgridiron in Sports.Tags: Aggies, Alabama, Appalachian State, Army, Auburn, Boise State, Bryan Harsin, Chad Lunsford, Clay Helton, Clemson, David Shaw, Florida State, Fresno State, Gary Patterson, Georgia, Georgia Southern, Gus Malzahn, Jimbo Fisher, Kirby Smart, Louisiana-Lafayette, Louisiana-Monroe, Miami Hurricanes, Navy, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Scott Satterfield, SEC, Seminoles, Stanford, TCU, Texas A&M, Tigers, USC, Wisconsin
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(Note: All rankings are current AP [week 14] unless otherwise noted.)
COACHES
Wish I were him: Kirby Smart, Georgia
Glad I’m not him: Gus Malzahn, Auburn
Lucky guy: Clay Helton, USC
Poor guy: David Shaw, Stanford
Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Bryan Harsin, Boise State
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Scott Satterfield, Appalachian State
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Gary Patterson, TCU
Desperately seeking … anything: Chad Lunsford, Georgia Southern
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Florida State (defeated Louisiana-Monroe 42-10)
Thought you’d put up a fight, you did: Stanford (lost to No. 10 USC 31-28)
Thought you’d put up a fight, you didn’t: Miami (lost to No. 1 Clemson 38-3)
Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Oklahoma (defeated TCU 41-17)
Dang, they’re good: Clemson
Dang, they’re bad: Louisiana-Lafayette
Did the season start? Stanford
Can the season end? Georgia Southern
Can the season never end? Oklahoma
GAMES
Play this again: No. 8 Ohio State 27, No. 4 Wisconsin 21
Play this again, too: No. 10 USC 31, No. 12 Stanford 28
Never play this again: Appalachian State 63, Louisiana 14
What? Boise State 17, No. 25 Fresno State 14
Are you kidding me?? No. 8 Ohio State 27, No. 4 Wisconsin 21
Oh – my – God: No. 6 Georgia 27, No. 2 Auburn 7
NEXT WEEK
(rankings are current AP, post-week 13)
Ticket to die for: none. The only game next week is the annual Army-Navy game. Enjoy, and God Bless America!
Week 14 Random Thoughts:
Not bad for Florida State salvaging bowl eligibility, even if it meant resorting to resuming a postponed body bag game in order to do so. More importantly, though, it boggles the mind why Jimbo Fisher up and left the FSU gig for the Texas A&M job. One would think that would be a come-down in occupations. The Seminoles have multiple national titles to their name, while the Aggies have but one, and that was way back in 1939. Good luck living up to Aggie nation’s insane expectations, Coach Fisher.
Meanwhile, there has been much controversy surrounding the fourth team selected into the Playoffs. Many contend that Ohio State should have gotten in instead of Alabama. It would certainly be better for business if we had a traditional power representing the Midwest instead of all four teams being from the Sunbelt. But consider this: scouts who have watched all top teams play live say that they were disappointed in how Ohio State struggled to put away Wisconsin, a team with far few NFL-caliber bodies than the top three SEC teams, Bama included.
In hindsight, it ought not to be a surprise how the SEC championship resulted. Auburn was banged up after playing two massive games in a row against top-ranked teams. The Tigers simply had nothing left in the tank come this past weekend.
Yes, the Miami Hurricane’s performance was disappointing against Clemson, but their high ranking earlier this season was a reflection on the fact that they were playing ahead of their stage of development. Come next year, they should be more formidable, and thus a more legit contender for the playoffs.
One of my favorite conference championship game traditions is the two Big Ten team bands getting together on the field pre-game to play the national anthem together. It’s not only a wonderful sight to behold, but musically it’s spot-on, too, as we can always count those bands to deliver a rousing rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner!
Now that the bowl games are lined up, an article on them shall be forthcoming. Until then, let us enjoy the Army-Navy game!
College Football Awards Week 13 (2017) November 27, 2017
Posted by intellectualgridiron in Sports.Tags: Alabama, Arkansas, Auburn, B1G, Baylor, Big Ten, Big XII, Bret Bielema, Brian Kelly, Bulldogs, Clemson, Coastal Carolina, Dabo Swinney, East Carolina, FIU, Florida State, Frank Solich, Georgia, Georgia Southern, Georgia State, Gus Malzahn, Hurricanes, Idaho, Kentucky, Lamar Jackson, Longhorns, Louisiana-Monroe, Louisville, Mark Richt, Maryland, Matt Luke, Memphis, Miami, Michigan, Mississippi State, Nick Saban, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio U, Oklahoma, Ole Miss, Pac-12, Penn State, Pitt, Pittsburgh, Rocky Long, San Diego State, San Jose State, Seminoles, Stanford, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Tigers, Tom Herman, UCF, UMass, USC, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming
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(Note: All rankings are current AP [week 13] unless otherwise noted.)
COACHES
Wish I were him: Gus Malzahn, Auburn
Glad I’m not him: Nick Saban, Alabama
Lucky guy: Matt Luke, Ole Miss
Poor guy: Brian Kelly, Notre Dame
Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Frank Solich, Ohio U
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Rocky Long, San Diego State
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mark Richt, Miami also: Tom Herman, Texas
Desperately seeking … anything: Bret Bielema, Arkansas
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Penn State (defeated Maryland 66-3)
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: TCU (defeated Baylor 45-22)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: East Carolina (lost to No. 20 Memphis 70-13)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: San Jose State (defeated Wyoming 20-17)
Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Louisville (defeated Kentucky 44-17)
Dang, they’re good: Auburn
Dang, they’re bad: East Carolina
Can’t Stand Prosperity: Miami
Did the season start? Alabama
Can the season end? Arkansas
Can the season never end? Oklahoma
GAMES
Play this again: No. 6 Auburn 26, No. 1 Alabama 14
Play this again, too: Ole Miss 31, No. 14 Mississippi State 28
Never play this again: No. 20 Memphis 70, East Carolina 13
What? Ole Miss 31, No. 14 Mississippi State 28
Huh? No. 21 Stanford 38, No. 8 Notre Dame 20
Are you kidding me?? Pittsburgh 24, No. 2 Miami 14
Oh – my – God: No. 6 Auburn 26, No. 1 Alabama 14
NEXT WEEK
(rankings are current AP, post-week 13)
Ticket to die for: No. 9 Ohio State vs. No. 5 Wisconsin in the B1G championship (Indianapolis)
Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five matchup: none
Best non-Power Five matchup: No. 20 Memphis @ No. 15 UCF (AAC championship)
Upset alert: Ohio State vs. Wisconsin Also: No. 7 Georgia vs. No. 6 Auburn in the SEC championship (Atlanta)
Must win: (any championship game with playoff implications)
Offensive explosion: No. 12 TCU @ No. 4 Oklahoma (Big XII championship)
Defensive struggle: (jury’s still out)
Great game no one is talking about: No. 21 Stanford vs. No. 11 USC in the Pac-12 championship
Intriguing coaching matchup: Mark Richt of Miami vs. Dabo Swinney of Clemson
Who’s bringing the body bags? Louisiana-Monroe @ Florida State
Why are they playing? UMass @ FIU
Plenty of good seats remaining: Georgia Southern @ Coastal Carolina
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? Idaho @ Georgia State
Week 13 Random Thoughts:
This weekend was one of reckoning for teams vying for playoff contention. Some survived, others went down in flames. One, surprisingly, was Alabama. In hindsight, the Tide was somewhat fool’s gold. All their tough conference games were at home. The season’s opener against Florida State was supposed to be a very marquee matchup, but it quickly became a rout once the Seminoles’ starting quarterback was knocked out of the game (and out for the season), thus sending FSU’s season town the toilet before it truly began. Last week should have been a greater warning than most of us acknowledged, what with Mississippi State giving the Tide a scare on the road. They escaped, only to face their first real test of the whole season, ironically at its end. They failed to step up to the challenge. Conversely, Auburn has proven they are the real deal, a playoff-worthy contender.
Clemson seems to have bounced back very nicely from the loss of their starting QB. Having handily defeated a good South Carolina team, they now prepare for this upcoming week’s ACC championship game. There they face Miami, who surprisingly lost to Pitt in their first loss all year. The inopportune loss was bad enough, but they looked listless in defeat as well, perhaps convincing a critical mass of voters that the Hurricanes are not the playoff-worthy team we thought they were. All that said, they still clinched their division for the first time since its inception, and now face the Tigers this upcoming week. The odds favor the Tigers, but then again, there are compelling reasons why we line ‘em up and play.
Ohio State stated off slowly against Michigan in “The Big House,” allowing the Wolverines to score two touchdowns. But the Buckeyes eventually got going and eventually rolled to victory. While Alabama failed to knock Auburn out of contention, Notre Dame’s convincing loss to Stanford and Miami’s sudden loss could nevertheless keep the door open for their playoff hopes. Next step is to beat Wisconsin the Big Ten championship game in Indianapolis this upcoming weekend.
Texas seemed to have rediscovered their offense on the road last week at West Virginia. This week, they could only muster 23 points, at home, to Texas Tech, who is hardly the defensive juggernaut. Things have improved this year with the Longhorns compared to the previous few seasons. Case in point, the Horns remain bowl-eligible. But much work and improvement clearly remains. The biggest objective is: find offensive consistency.
Louisville is finally playing back to form, practically scoring at will over a deceptively formidably Kentucky squad. Whether Lamar Jackson deserves a return trip to Manhattan for Heisman consideration is neither here nor there, but his team is in a far better position than it was last year, trending the proper direction as they await their bowl bid destination.
Okay, so my “near-perfect playoff scenario” is already compromised. This is not a huge surprise. In hindsight, Alabama was not the juggernaut we thought they were, and Miami was not as far along as they seemed earlier this year (but at this rate, Mark Richt will bring them into legit contention). Perhaps, at this rate, it could be Clemson, Auburn, Ohio State, and Oklahoma. With that in mind, Auburn is to face Georgia for a rematch, this time in Atlanta. The Bulldogs shall surely be out for revenge. The bottom line is, the reckoning is not over yet. Buckle up.
But seriously, Ohio State, ditch those gray-black uniforms. They look horrible.
College Football Awards Week 12 (2017) November 19, 2017
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(Note: All rankings are current AP [week 12] unless otherwise noted.)
COACHES
Wish I were him: Paul Chryst, Wisconsin
Glad I’m not him: Jim Harbaugh, Michigan
Lucky guy: Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M
Poor guy: Matt Luke, Ole Miss
Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Frank Solich, Ohio U
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Dave Clawson, Wake Forest
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Kirk Ferenz, Iowa
Desperately seeking … anything: Kilane Sitake, BYU
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Louisville (defeated Syracuse 56-10)
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Mississippi State (defeated Arkansas 28-21)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Illinois (lost to Ohio State 52-14)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Navy (lost to No. 8 Notre Dame 24-17)
Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did: Northwestern (defeated Minnesota 39-0)
Dang, they’re good: Ohio State
Dang, they’re bad: South Alabama
Can’t Stand Prosperity: Iowa
Did the season start? Oklahoma State
Can the season end? Tennessee
Can the season never end? Oklahoma
GAMES
Play this again: Texas A&M 31, Ole Miss 24
Play this again, too: Kansas State 45, No. 13 Oklahoma State 40
Never play this again: Florida State 77, Delaware State 6
What? Akron 37, Ohio U 34
Huh? Wake Forest 30, No. 19 NC State 24
Are you kidding me?? Kansas State 45, No. 13 Oklahoma State 40
Oh – my – God: Purdue 24, Iowa 15
NEXT WEEK
(rankings are current AP (post-week 12, pre-week 13)
Ticket to die for: No. 9 Ohio State @ Michigan also: No. 1 Alabama @ No. 6 Auburn
Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five matchup: none
Best non-Power Five matchup: South Florida @ No. 15 UCF
Upset alert: No. 2 Clemson @ South Carolina also: No. 8 Notre Dame @ No. 22 Stanford
Must win: Indiana @ Purdue also: No. 9 Ohio State @ Michigan
Offensive explosion: No. 14 Washington State @ No. 18 Washington
Defensive struggle: Florida State @ Florida
Great game no one is talking about: Louisville @ Kentucky
Intriguing coaching matchup: Scott Frost of Central Florida vs Charlie Strong of South Florida
Who’s bringing the body bags? Baylor @ No. 12 TCU
Why are they playing? Florida Atlantic @ Charlotte
Plenty of good seats remaining: UConn @ Cincinnati
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? Vanderbilt @ Tennessee
Week 12 Random Thoughts:
Today yielded no earth-shattering upsets. How could it, with so many highly-ranked teams inexplicably engaged in body bag games so late in the year? Nevertheless, some interesting upsets did ensue. Pathetic Akron took down perennial MAC contender Ohio U, for example. Kansas State defeated Oklahoma State on the road. Unranked Wake Forest (now 7-4, surprisingly) upset No. 19 NC State, putting a blemish on an otherwise impressive year for the Wolfpack. Even more amazingly, Purdue went on the road to play Iowa, a game where nobody, least of all yours truly, gave them a chance to win, and yet they did anyhow. Don’t ask how the same team that embarrassed Ohio State by the worst margin in more than two decades could lose two weeks later at home to a lesser team. There is no rational explanation.
Texas earned a great win, on the road, over West Virginia. Two weeks ago, the Longhorns gave a pitiful offensive performance against TCU, and offered only a middling performance in their win over Kansas last week. Naturally, this turn of events gave the Longhorn faithful cause for concern. Whether these concerns are no longer valid remains to be seen. But adjustments were clearly made, to the point where Texas was able to win, convincingly, in a tough environment, against a favored team. Looks like progress, and the Horns are now bowl-eligible to boot. Next week they close the regular season at home against Texas Tech, which will be a decent test to see if they can maintain their current level of performance.
Remember my earlier speculation about Purdue’s bowl chances having evaporated? Wad that thought up and toss it out the window. Purdue’s surprising upset over Iowa – on the road, no less – has given their season a new life. Don’t ask how this came to pass. Be all that as it may, this upcoming week, both Purdue and in-state rival Indiana shall play each other for two things, not just one. Not only will they play for the Old Oaken Bucket trophy, but also for bowl eligibility. No telling the last time the stakes were that high for the two teams.
Every season, there is always a surprise or two. One such this year is Central Florida, who currently undefeated and ranked first in the All-American Conference East Division. At a current rank of no. 15, head coach Scott Frost seems to know what he is doing. This is the same Scott Frost who was the capable, tough, dependable quarterback who led Nebraska to a share of the national title with Michigan in the 1997 season. After several years as a back-up QB in the NFL, he gradually worked his way up the ranks in coaching. With a relatively easy schedule remaining, the Golden Knights could remain undefeated going into the ultimate conference showdown at season’s end. Then, they face 9-1 South Florida, led by Coach Charlie Strong. Surely that is to be one of the most intriguing of coaching matchups of the year!
Shout-out to Notre Dame for wearing very cool-looking, throwback-inspired uniforms during their game against Navy. I sincerely hope that more teams with gold in their school colors have the good sense to copy those nice-looking gold pants that the Irish wore this week.
Just several weeks earlier, Louisville could not beat Wake Forest or Boston College. Now, they seem to have turned things around. Their 56-10 walloping of Syracuse is a sure sign the Cardinals are playing back to form, and are doing so just at the right time, as they take on in-state rival Kentucky this upcoming week.
UCLA just fired Jim Mora, Jr. Ironically, the Bruins lost last night to cross-town rival USC by a respectable margin, 28-23. But the powers that be in Westwood clearly did not like the direction the program was headed. Mora helped create high expectations for the Bruin faithful, but sadly failed to deliver (UCLA is now 5-6). Then again, the school is only partially committed compared to USC, or to any other program that is determined to compete for a national title. Firing the current head coach shall thus not solve this systemic problem.
With Wisconsin’s win over Michigan, the Badgers continue their undefeated streak and are on a certain course to represent the Western Division in the Big Ten championship. All Ohio State has to do is beat Michigan this upcoming week for the rights to butt heads with the Badgers. My scenario for the best possible playoff scenario thus continues, but more pratfalls remain.
The best game on Thanksgiving is not played in Detroit or Dallas. No, rather it is usually the “Egg Bowl,” the annual Ole Miss vs. Mississippi State grudge-match that shall once again kickoff on the evening of the fourth Thursday in November. Let us enjoy it, and God Bless America!
Three Disney Cartoons from 1937 November 19, 2017
Posted by intellectualgridiron in History, Pop Culture.Tags: 1937, cartoon, Donald Duck, Duck Soup, Marx Brothers, Mickey Mouse, silly, symphony, Walt Disney
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Before the year 2017 comes to a close, let us take the time to observe the 80th anniversary of three particular cartoons that Walt Disney produced.
One is “The Clock Cleaners,” a nice cartoon from 1937 starring Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy. The title obviously tells us what the occupation is of the three protagonists. The cartoon consists of the three involved in various perilous circumstances, often with slapstick results. Especially funny is seeing Goofy getting clobbered by a mechanical mini-Statue of Liberty because he was between it and the bell the automaton was supposed to ring instead. Classic.
There are two very inventive aspects to this cartoon. One is the postering match Donald finds himself in with a large quill spring that has become undone and seems to have assumed a mind of its own. This animated spring seems to be able to speak at one point. The sounds it emits sound like speech, but very much processed through electric instruments. This was no small feat of sound effects given that the recording industry was still decades away from synthesized sound.
The other inventive aspect to this cartoon is the feeling of height. The three characters are all high aloft, washing the face and other parts of a clock at looks like Big Ben adorned with mechanized characters in statue form timed to strike a huge bell at given intervals. It is not an animated film for the acrophobic. Let’s us not get started on the lack of safety harnesses that would be prevalent at such a job site today. Regardless, that Disney was able to achieve this sensation in audiences in that era of animation is nothing short of remarkable.
Just as remarkable is Disney’s Silly Symphony cartoon “The Old Mill”, released this month (November) in 1937. By this time, Mickey and Donald were quickly growing in popularity, and as such, Walt Disney was not emphasizing the Silly Symphonies like he did earlier in that decade. This one is typical of the later Silly Symphonies in that he used it to test advanced animation techniques. It shows, and it delivers.
There is no dialogue at all in this animation. Rather, it is a tone poem, using the music from the song “One Day When We Were Young” from the operetta “The Gypsy Baron” by Johann Strauss II. What we see are a community of animals, living in and around an old abandoned mill. We the audience are to observe how these animals deal with rapidly deteriorating conditions during a harsh summer thunderstorm.
The cartoon starts out on a pleasant note, with a summer sunset in the background as we are introduced to the animals living in the abandoned mill. We see a pair of bluebirds at the bottom level with the mother of the two tending to a nest. Further up we see a pair of doves, then an owl, a group of mice, and in the rafters, a colony of bats, who instinctively know that it’s time to wake up and leave for their nightly flight.
Outside, with the sun having completely set, we are treated to frogs in the nearby pond finding each other and building up to a serenade, supported by crickets in the nearby field. All that ends once a stiff wind descends. The frogs, instantly sensing the coming storm, quit the ribbiting and hop under a giant lily pad together to hunker down and ride out the storm.
Back inside the mill, the strong winds are about to wreak havoc on the inhabitants therein. A single, deteriorated rope is all that holds back the entire mechanism from engaging. The force of the wind becomes too much, the rope breaks, and the poor mother bird is in for a horrific ride going around repeatedly on a large gear wheel. All that saves her from sudden death is that a gear tooth on the massive gear driving said wheel is missing. Further up, we see the owl dealing with the movement of shafts, and later, with increased leaks in the roof as more shingles are blown off. The doves and mice are left to ride out the storm together.
Soon, though, the violence of the storm is too much for the old, abandoned mill. The denouement is reached when a lightning bolt causes a mill fan blade to break, causing things to come to a sudden halt. At the same time, collateral damage causes the whole structure to sag, creating a “new normal” for the animal inhabitants. But at least the mechanical workings and resultant havoc have ceased, and the audience feels a sense of relief in the process. The storm eventually passes, as do the clouds. At dawn, the bats return to their rafter domicile, and the bluebird parents bring more worms to their nest, as the eggs have now hatched. It’s a new day.
The true beauty of this animated short is in the details. Walt Disney used his multiplane camera to the utmost, creating an incredibly realistic sense of depth. One of the first things we the audience see at the beginning of the cartoon is a spider web, with all its strands realistically shimmering in the twilight. The textured details of the exterior of the mill are also works of art. One can practically feel the texture of the aged timber, inside and out, battered by the elements and the wooden shingles that are torn off the roof during the height of the storm. The mill’s dithering reflection on the pond is also worth much merit, and even the glow in the eyes of the nocturnal animals lend all the more touches of realism that Disney strove so hard to achieve.
Moreover, the musical effects are incredibly inventive. The use of wind passing through old, decaying shrubbery and bending stalks to convey expressive sounds from woodwinds showed impressive musical creativity. That was but one element of timing used to produce certain dramatic and emotional effects. It was beyond fitting and proper that the U.S. Library of Congress selected this film for preservation in the National Film Registry, finding it “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant.” Can’t it be all of the above?
The third cartoon worth exploring is “Lonesome Ghosts”. Ostensibly a Mickey Mouse cartoon, in reality it also features Donald and Goofy. It is arguably the most famous cartoon from 1937, and deservedly so. The three this time are teamed up as Ajax Ghost Exterminators. Not exactly in a booming business, they enthusiastically embrace the hire to drive out four ghosts who hang out in a decrepit, abandoned mansion. Little do these “exterminators” know that they were “hired” by the ghosts themselves.
Indeed, the ghosts in question are plain bored. Having chased the living far away from the house already, they want to lure these supposed exterminators into the haunted house for their own personal amusement. Once Mickey, Donald, and Goofy arrive, these ghosts pull off a number of pranks on them. Slapstick and hilarity inevitably ensue.
One innovative aspect of this cartoon is the portrayal of ghosts. Instead of the traditional portrayal of ghosts as spooky, ethereal spirits, these four are portrayed with many anthropomorphic qualities, albeit in cartoon, caricature form (all the better for the humor of the cartoon). Complete with very human vices and habits (e.g., cigar-smoking, idly playing cards, improper grammar), all of them engage in fashion satire by wearing derby hats, something that had fallen out of favor for roughly 15 years by that time. The irony comes with their last, biggest prank on the humorously beleaguered trio. This prank culminates in them crashing into a wall of the basement, causing them first to be covered in molasses, then immediately thereafter by flour. The immediate visual effect – abetted by the heroes’ struggle to free themselves from the mess – causes the unsuspecting poltergeists to recoil in horror at the impression that they have stumbled upon real ghosts. Without delay, and with deliciously ironic horror, they find the quickest route out of the dilapidated house, crashing through everything in their path like bulls through a china shop. They even crash through windows in the desperate haste to flee. The last thing we see of these poltergeist pranksters is their footprints in the snow, made in real time. Mickey, Donald, and Goofy thus savor the moment of switching from being the victims of their pranks to being able to live up to the title of their occupations.
Another innovative aspect of this animated short is the subtle, cultural references in the ghosts’ pranks. Their mid-story march includes waving pajamas on a cane as if it were a flag, while the remaining three march behind playing drum and fife, to the strains of the popular Revolutionary War melody “The Girl I Left Behind Me” in an atonal, minor key. Anybody with a grasp American history would quickly appreciate the satire therein. Immediately, the ghosts follow up with a mocking dance line that hints at that of a turn-of-the-century minstrel show. Goofy’s mirror scene with one of the ghosts wonderfully echos the Marx Brothers scene from “Duck Soup” (1933) that clearly inspired this series of gags.
Perhaps the biggest irony of all is the cartoon’s release date. The theme of the cartoon is perfect for Halloween, yet it was released in theaters on Christmas Eve of 1937, just three days after the general release of Disney’s legendary, ground-breaking, and otherwise pioneering “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”. The year 1937 would thus prove to be a very fecund one indeed for Walt Disney.