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College Football Awards, Week 13 (2023) November 30, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were himJim Harbaugh, Michigan

Glad I’m not him: Ryan Day, Ohio State

Lucky guy: Nick Saban, Alabama

Poor guy: Hugh Freeze, Auburn

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Mack Brown, North Carolina

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: David Braun, Northwestern

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Chip Kelly, UCLA

Desperately seeking … anything:  Deion Sanders, Colorado

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Arizona (defeated Arizona State 59-23)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Alabama (defeated Auburn 27-24)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Nevada (lost to Wyoming 42-6)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  BYU (lost to Oklahoma State 40-34)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  James Madison (defeated Coastal Carolina 56-14)  

Dang, they’re good: Michigan


Dang, they’re bad:  Nevada

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Louisville

Did the season start?  North Carolina
Can the season end?  Colorado

Can the season never endTexas

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 3 Michigan 30, No. 2 Ohio State 24

Play this again, too:  No. 8 Alabama 27, Auburn 24

Never play this again: Virginia Tech 55, Virginia 17

HuhCal 24, No. 24 UCLA 7

Are you kidding me??  Kentucky 38, No. 10 Louisville 31

Oh – my – GodNo. 3 Michigan 30, No. 2 Ohio State 24

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 14)
Ticket to die for:  No. 1 Georgia vs. No. 8 Alabama in the SEC championship game

Best non-Power Five matchup: New Mexico State vs No. 24 Liberty in the C-USA champ. game

Upset alert: No. 14 Louisville vs. No. 4 Florida State in the ACC championship game

Must win: No. 18 Oklahoma State vs. No. 7 Texas in the Big XII championship game

Offensive explosion: No. 5 Oregon vs No. 3 Washington in the Pac-12 championship game

Defensive struggle: No. 2 Michigan vs No. 16 Iowa in the B1G championship game

Great game no one is talking about: Miami (OH) vs Toledo in the MAC championship game

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Steve Sarkesian of Texas vs Mike Gundy of Oklahoma State

Also:  Kirby Smart of Georgia vs Nick Saban of Alabama

Week 13 Thoughts:

This rivalry week yielded so many great, close, nail-biting games.  So many near-upsets that did not quite materialize, that no doubt tantalized many fanbases who were hoping that a key loss here and there would have bolstered the case for their team making it to the playoffs.  Some random thoughts:

Michigan vindicated themselves against Ohio State.  The Game itself was one that lived up the hype, as both worthy teams fought hard.  At many moments, the game could have gone in different directions, but in the end, Michigan had to rally past a devastating injury of one of their own, Zak Zinter.  Such a disaster clearly demoralized every Wolverine faithful in the Big House.  What was amazing was that the team itself dragged itself up off the canvas, and once play resumed, on the very next play, they scored a touchdown.  Rarely does even a talented team such as Michigan show such resilience.  Should they win the upcoming B1G championship game in Indianapolis (now with Jim Harbaugh back on the sidelines), few teams shall have demonstrated that they belong in the playoffs as this Wolverine squad has.

North Carolina ended on a very low note.  A team that started off so strongly and with such promise ended up sputtering at the end, losing to an in-state (practically cross-town) rival in NC State.  Surely Mack Brown, let alone senior QB Drake Maye, did not envision losing the last four of six games this regular season.

Auburn had a golden opportunity to upset hated Alabama, at home.  They had nothing to lose, and played like it for most of the game.  They only lost the game in the end on a 4th-and-goal at the 31 yard line (no, really).  Clearly Auburn squandered this incredible opportunity to shut down the Tide when they rushed only two defenders, and kept a third as a “spy”.  In end, we saw example no. 236 of how the only thing that the “prevent defense” prevents is the implementer from winning the game.  Translation:  Auburn should have rushed at least a couple more men, obviously. Looks like Hugh Freeze’s defensive coordinator might be desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard along with UCLA’s Chip Kelly this week.

On to the Championship Week, and afterwards, let the endless playoff debates continue to a greater degree than they have already.

College Football Awards, Week 12 (2023) November 22, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were himKalen DeBoer, Washington

Glad I’m not him: Lance Leipold, Kansas

Lucky guy: Eliah Drinkwitz, Missouri

Poor guy: Billy Napier, Florida

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Deion Sanders, Colorado

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jeff Traylor, UTSA

Also:  Jerry Kill, New Mexico State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Hugh Freeze, Auburn

Desperately seeking … anything:  Ryan Walters, Purdue

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Alabama (defeated Chattanooga 66-10)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oklahoma (defeated BYU 31-24)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Hawai’i (lost to Wyoming 42-9)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Maryland (lost to No. 3 Michigan 31-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Arizona (defeated No. 22 Utah 42-18)  

Dang, they’re good: Oregon


Dang, they’re bad:  Purdue

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  James Madison

Did the season start?  North Carolina
Can the season end?  Auburn

Can the season never endGeorgia

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 5 Washington 22, No. 11 Oregon 20

Play this again, too:  No. 21 Kansas State 31, No. 25 Kansas 27

Never play this again: No. 8 Alabama 66, Chattanooga 10

What?  Appalachian State 26, James Madison 23, OT

HuhVirginia 30, Duke 27

Are you kidding me??  Clemson 31, No. 20 North Carolina 20

Oh – my – GodNew Mexico State 31, Auburn 10

Told you so:  No. 16 Iowa 15, Illinois 13

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 13)
Ticket to die for:  No. 2 Ohio State @ No. 3 Michigan

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: UTSA vs No. 24 Tulane  Also:  Jacksonville State @ NM State

Upset alert: South Carolina @ Clemson

Must win: Washington State @ No. 5 Washington

Offensive explosion: No. 11 Oregon State @ No. 6 Oregon

Defensive struggle: No. 16 Iowa @ Nebraska

Great game no one is talking about: North Carolina @ NC State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Jeff Brohm of Louisville vs Mark Stoops of Kentucky

Honorable Mention:  Deion Sanders of Colorado vs Kyle Whittingham of Utah

Who’s bringing the body bags?  No. 17 Arizona @ Arizona State

Why are they playing? Liberty @ UTEP

Plenty of good seats remaining: Tulsa @ East Carolina

Plenty of good seats remaining, B1G Edition:  Indiana @ Purdue

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Vanderbilt @ Tennessee

Week 12 Thoughts:

Maryland vs Michigan

The Terrapins played the Wolverines reasonably close, losing by only a touchdown, 31-24.  Is this close score on account of the matchup being a trap game for Michigan?  They just came off a big win in Happy Valley, and must now prepare for “The Game”.  If the matchup against Maryland does not scream “trap game”, what does?  Moreover, did Jim Harbaugh’s absence hurt Michigan’s performance that much?  Or, were the Wolverines simply playing their cards close to the vest, without giving away any major secret plays, while executing a very conservative game plan?  I personally suspect the latter.

Miami (FL) vs Louisville

The Cardinals, by the hardest, pulled off a win in Miami.  Mirabile dictu, in his first year at the helm at Louisville, Jeff Brohm has clinched a spot in the ACC championship game against Florida State.

Auburn vs New Mexico State

In the O-M-G upset of the year, the Aggies (the ones in Las Cruces, not College Station) have defeated the Tigers 31-10.  Surely this is the greatest win in the history of the program for New Mexico State, and surely this is Auburn’s most ignominious loss in at least, say, 45 years.

Iowa State vs Texas

In the upset alert that was not, the Longhorns proved many a doubter wrong and triumphed, fairly convincingly, in Ames.  Texas’ recent loss of running back Jonathon Brooks to an ACL tear last week seemed to doom their running game.  The two most recent games indicated inconsistencies in their offense overall.  The Cyclones’ defense was known to be stingy, especially at home.  On top of all that, the weather for this game was colder than what the Longhorns are used to back in Austin.  And yet, the Horns still proved the doubters wrong.  This time, there was no close call.  QB Qwinn Ewers executed more consistently than in the past couple of games, the running game was still there, and the defense made some big plays when needed.  Make no mistake:  winning by 10 points in Ames in the latter part of November is a rather impressive feat.

Northwestern vs Purdue

Leave it to Purdue to find new ways to disappoint its fans.  This team could not even beat a mediocre Northwestern team.  Is it too early to speculate that Ryan Walters is Darrell Hazell 2.0?  Conversely, the Wildcats, whom everyone gave up for dead earlier in the season, is now bowl-eligible.

Looking ahead to Week 13: 

(Yay, it’s Rivalry Week!)

Michigan vs Ohio State

A.K.A., “The Game”.  It all comes down to this.  Or does it?  The winner is in the driver’s seat for the playoffs.  Too bad the B1G has not yet wised up and allowed the two teams with the best records in the conference to play each other for a matchup.

Purdue vs Indiana

Meanwhile, it’s a race to the bottom in the B1G as the two play for the Old Oaken Bucket.

Louisville vs Kentucky

The Wildcats have had the recent upper hand in the Governor’s Cup rivalry, winning the last four.  Having just clinched a berth in the ACC championship, the Cardinals’ Jeff Brohm is surely out to make a statement and halt that trend.

Oregon vs Oregon State

This could be one of the hardest-fought, high-scoring “Civil Wars” of recent memory.  Buckle up, and enjoy!

Illinois vs Northwestern

The Wildcats, now with six wins, are technically bowl-eligible.  The Illini are now fighting for bowl-eligibility, and this is their last chance.  Such is a great example of two mediocre teams pitted together can make for a potentially great game.

South Carolina vs Clemson

Speaking of fighting for bowl eligibility, the Gamecocks, sitting at 5-6, are in the same position as Illinois, though they are have a tougher task to make it to the six-win mark, since they face the Tigers. 

That said, having passed something of a test against Kentucky, perhaps South Carolina might now pass a slightly harder one.

NC State vs North Carolina

No doubt that the Tarheels did not predict they would be sitting at only 8-3 at this point.  Oddly, the Wolfpack has the same current record.  Moreover, how ironic is it that, going into this game, NC State is the ranked team?

College Football Awards, Week 11 (2023) November 13, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were himJim Harbaugh*, Michigan

Glad I’m not him: James Franklin, Penn State

Lucky guy: Mack Brown, North Carolina

Poor guy: Mike Elko, Duke

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Lance Leipold, Kansas

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Curt Cignetti, James Madison

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Desperately seeking … anything:  P.J. Fleck, Minnesota

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Kansas State (defeated Baylor 59-25)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Wisconsin (lost to Northwestern 24-10)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Stanford (lost to No. 12 Oregon State 62-17)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Virginia (lost to No. 11 Louisville 31-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  UCF (defeated No. 15 Oklahoma State 45-3)  

Dang, they’re good: Georgia


Dang, they’re bad:  Akron

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Oklahoma State

Did the season start?  UCLA
Can the season end?  UConn

Can the season never endAlabama

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 5 Washington 35, No. 18 Utah 28

Play this again, too:  North Carolina 47, Duke 45 (2 OT)

Never play this again: No. 12 Oregon State 62, Stanford 17

What?  No. 14 Missouri 36, No. 13 Tennessee 7

HuhArizona State 17, UCLA 7

Are you kidding me??  Texas Tech 16, No. 16 Kansas 13

Oh – my – GodUCF 45, No. 15 Oklahoma State 3

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 12)
Ticket to die for:  No. 5 Washington @ No. 12 Oregon State

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: SMU @ Memphis

Upset alert: Virginia @ Duke

Must win: Nebraska @ Wisconsin

Offensive explosion: UCLA @ USC

Defensive struggle: Illinois @ No. 22 Iowa

Great game no one is talking about: No. 18 Utah vs No. 21 Arizona

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Jeff Brohm of Louisville vs Mario Cristobal of Miami (FL)

Who’s bringing the body bags?  North Alabama @ No. 4 Florida State

Why are they playing? Georgia State @ No. 19 LSU

Plenty of good seats remaining: Sacred Heart @ UConn

Plenty of good seats remaining, SEC Edition:  Vanderbilt @ South Carolina

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Abilene Christian @ Texas A&M

Week 11 Thoughts:

*Penn State vs Michigan

The Wolverines won in convincing fashion against a most worthy opponent, in one of the toughest places to play in the B1G.  Moreover, they did it without Jim Harbaugh on the sidelines.  Nevertheless, Harbaugh clearly did his part as a head coach throughout the week, as his players were well-prepared.  Now, can Michigan appeal the B1G’s hasty ruling in time for Harbaugh to be present at the game for “The Game”?

Louisville vs Virginia

On paper, this game should have been a blowout.  But the Cardinals triumphed by only a touchdown.  All night long, Louisville’s defense had trouble containing Virigina’s QB.  Where did he come from?  Was he always the starter, or did he earn the starting job later in the season?  Regardless, the Cavaliers must be the best 2-8 team in the country by far…either that, or the Cards took a night off and barely survived to tell about it.

Central Florida vs Oklahoma State

This game shall go down as the worst hangover outcome in living memory.  It is also a reminder that the Cowboys have a disturbingly low performance floor.

Georgia vs Ole Miss

Everybody, yours truly including, has been saying that yes, Georgia is clearly a good team, but whom have they played?  Well, the Rebels are a legitimately good team; they came into Sanford Stadium….and, the Bulldogs demolished them.  It’s nice to see our hunches confirmed that Georgia belongs in the top two.

North Carolina vs Duke

The fabled UNC-Duke rivalry is starting to become more exciting on the gridiron than it is on the hardwood.  This one ended with the Tarheels triumphing in 2OT, 47-45.

Looking ahead to Week 12: 

SEC:

It’s that unenviable time of year again:  the time when SEC teams think that because their regular season schedule is somehow “tougher” than the rest of college football, that they are allowed to play an extra Roast Beef Tech-cream puff each year.  That nadir of the season typically occurs in mid-November, and this time is sadly no exception.  To wit:  Chattanooga plays Alabama; Louisiana-Monroe plays Ole Miss; Georgia State plays LSU; New Mexico State plays Auburn.  Snore.

Even Florida State seems to be following the SEC’s irresponsible example and playing, of all teams, North Alabama (Never heard of them before?  Join the club.).  The over-under for this game should be how many points the Seminoles score on their hapless victims.

Thankfully, and to half the conference’s credit, some SEC teams are actually going to [gasp!] play each other this upcoming week.  Tennessee plays Georgia after being unexpectedly battered by Mizzou this week.  Speaking of the Tigers, it’s Florida’s turn to get unexpectedly mauled by them.  Kentucky also plays South Carolina, in what could be the best SEC matchup of the week, unless the Volunteers find a higher gear they have not yet discovered.

Northwestern vs Purdue

On paper, this game is insignificant, and yet:  Northwestern just upset Wisconsin.  Purdue just upset Minnesota, and in convincing fashion at that.  So, what we have are two teams in a tough conference that have suddenly shown signs of life.  This could be one of those “sleeper” matchups that could turn out to be good.

Kansas vs Kansas State

Despite Kansas getting unexpectedly stung by Texas Tech, assuming they pick themselves up after such a stunning upset, this could be the best battle for the Sunflower State in a long, long time.

Maryland vs Michigan

The Wolverines proved that they could more than just survive a game, against a tough opponent, with Harbaugh’s presence on the sideline.  Can they survive yet again?  If they do, will cracks start to appear in this currently impressive façade?

Georgia vs Tennessee

The Vols picked a bad time to have to lick their wounds after taking a shellacking…against Mizzou.

South Carolina vs Kentucky

The Gamecocks are coming off a blowout win over Vanderbilt.  The Wildcats are coming off a beat-down from Alabama.  Can Kentucky over their bad momentum and pull out a win, or can South Carolina build further on theirs?

Washington vs Oregon

With so many mismatches on TV this upcoming week, it is nice to see some Pac-12 teams stepping into the breach to fill a void.  Get ready for another offensive explosion, in addition to the USC-UCLA rivalry game.

College Football Awards, Week 10 (2023) November 6, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were himNick Saban, Alabama

Honorable mention:  Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Glad I’m not him: Brian Kelly, LSU

Lucky guy: Steve Sarkesian, Texas

Poor guy: Chris Klieman, Kansas State

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Luke Fickell, Wisconsin

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jedd Fisch, Arizona

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame

Desperately seeking … anything:  Dino Babers, Syracuse

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Oregon (defeated Cal 63-19)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Tulane (defeated East Carolina 13-10)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Purdue (lost to No. 3 Michigan 41-13)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  East Carolina

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  James Madison (defeated Georgia State 42-14)  

Dang, they’re good: Alabama
Dang, they’re bad:  Arizona State

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Air Force

Did the season start?  Oklahoma
Can the season end?  Middle Tennessee

Can the season never endOregon

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 22 Oklahoma State 27, No. 9 Oklahoma 24

Play this again, too:  Memphis 59, South Florida 50

Never play this again: No. 17 Tennessee 59, UConn 3

What?  Army 23, No. 25 Air Force 3

HuhArizona 27, No. 24 UCLA 10

Are you kidding me??  No. 22 Oklahoma State 27, No. 9 Oklahoma 24

Oh – my – GodClemson 31, No. 15 Notre Dame 23

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current (week 11)
Ticket to die for:  No. 3 Michigan @ No. 11 Penn State

Honorable Mention:  No. 10 Ole Miss @ No. 3 Georgia

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: none

Best non-Power Five matchup: Wyoming @ UNLV

Upset alert: No. 17 Tennessee @ No 12 Missouri

Must win: No. 17 Tennessee @ No 12 Missouri

Offensive explosion: No. 20 USC @ No. 6 Oregon

Defensive struggle: Pittsburgh @ Syracuse

Great game no one is talking about: Texas State @ Coastal Carolina

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Lane Kiffin of Ole Miss vs Kirby Smart of Georgia

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Tulsa @ No. 21 Tulane

Why are they playing? UConn @ James Madison

Plenty of good seats remaining: Sam Houston State @ Louisiana Tech

Plenty of good seats remaining, SEC Edition:  Vanderbilt @ South Carolina

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Holy Cross @ Army

Week 9 Thoughts:

Oklahoma State vs Oklahoma

The Bedlam Series went to hiatus on a high note in Stillwater.  Plenty of drama, mistakes, and big plays to go around on both sides of the ball, with the Cowboys, in the end, giving their hated rival a massive sewage burger to eat as the Sooners are departing for the SEC next year.  It is the sort of game fans would dream of to transpire in T. Boone Pickens Stadium.

Texas vs Kansas State

This game was the week’s upset alert, and the suspicion almost came true.  Granted, the Longhorn’s backup QB Maalik Murphy is but a freshman, but one cannot thrown even two INTs against a tough team like Kansas State and expect to win the game.  And yet, Texas did, by the hardest.  It helped that the defense came through with the game on the line in OT, making a key stop on 4th down with a sack to KSU QB Will Howard.  It also helped that Texas did a decent job of establishing the running game through stretches of the game, with 230 yards and two rushing touchdowns.  But going forward, Murphy needs to work on his completion percentage and turnover prevention.

Tennessee vs UConn

Looks like the Volunteers got their annual November SEC body bag game in early this year, since most of the rest of the conference will be getting theirs in come the 18th instead.  Commendably, on that day, Tennessee plays Georgia, so at least there will be one game in the SEC worth seeing that weekend.

Louisville vs Virginia Tech

Granted that the Hokies are not very strong this year, but it is impressive nevertheless how the Cardinals demolished them all the same.  It is shaping up to be one memorable year as Jeff Brohm’s inaugural season as head coach of his alma mater.

USC vs Washington

That a memorable shootout occurred in Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum is no surprise.  That Trojans QB Caleb Williams was not able to win despite a nearly-flawless performance was tragic.  We can blame USC’s inept defensive coordinator for the bulk of the losses up to now, but this time, to be fair, it is hard to overcome the formidable Huskies QB Michael Penix Jr.

Other games:

One thing to notice was the small upsets throughout the Big Ten this week.  Indiana upset Wisconsin at home; Illinois pulled out a win on the road against Minnesota; and Michigan State, despite their self-inflicted disarray, managed to upset Nebraska.  What does one want to bet that one of those losing teams anticipated taking home an “L” that week?  Looks like Luke Fickell, P.J. Fleck, and Matt Rhule are also looking for sunglasses and a fake beard right now.

Looking ahead to Week 11: 

Penn State vs Michigan

The Wolverines roll into Happy Valley to take on the Nittany Lions.  This will be Michigan’s first real opportunity to prove they belong in the top three, if not the No. 1 spot.

Tennessee vs Missouri

This game could determine the solid No. 2 in the SEC East after clear leader Georgia.

Georgia vs Ole Miss

This is the other “ticket to die for” of the upcoming week.  The Rebels have quietly worked their way up the rankings to No. 10.  Granted, there is often a considerable discrepancy in talent between teams of those respective rankings, but this will be a good test for both squads.

Utah vs Washington

As good as Utah’s defense is, it will likely be not enough to contain Washington’s offense.

Oregon vs USC

Poor USC.  First they lose a heartbreaking shootout at home to Washington, now they have to travel up to Eugene, where their defense is likely to receive its worse pommeling yet (and that’s saying something).  But now that Lincoln Riley has axed his feckless DC Alex Grinch, perhaps the Trojans’ D might see some gradual improvement.

Duke vs North Carolina

One of the most venerable rivalries in the ACC is about to commence its latest football edition.  With two good teams this time around, it’s likely to be a good one.

College Football Awards Week 9 (2023) November 2, 2023

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COACHES
Wish I were himDan Lanning, Oregon

Honorable mention:  Lance Leipold, Kansas

Glad I’m not him: Kyle Whittingham, Utah

Lucky guy: Dana Dimel, UTEP

Poor guy: K.C. Keeler, Sam Houston State

Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Kalen DeBoer, Washington

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Rich Rodriguez, Jacksonville State

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Desperately seeking … anything:  Dabo Swinney, Clemson

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Florida State (defeated Wake Forest 41-16)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Washington (defeated Stanford 42-33)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Michigan State (lost to No. 2 Michigan 49-0)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Indiana (lost to No. 10 Penn State 33-24)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  Kansas State (defeated Houston 41-0)  

Dang, they’re good: Oregon


Dang, they’re bad:  Tulsa

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Oklahoma

Did the season start?  North Carolina
Can the season end?  Sam Houston State

Can the season never endLouisville

GAMES
Play this again:  Kansas 38, No. 6 Oklahoma 33

Never play this again: SMU 69, Tulsa 10

What?  Northwestern 33, Maryland 27

HuhArizona 27, No. 11 Oregon State 24

Are you kidding me??  Georgia Tech 46, No. 17 North Carolina 42

Oh – my – GodKansas 38, No. 6 Oklahoma 33

NEXT WEEK

rankings are current AP (week 10)
Ticket to die for:  No. 13 LSU @ No. 8 Alabama

Best non-Power Five vs. Power Five  matchup: Jacksonville State @ South Carolina

Best non-Power Five matchup: South Alabama @ Troy

Upset alert: No. 25 Kansas State @ No. 7 Texas

Must win: No. 10 Oklahoma @ Oklahoma State

Offensive explosion: No. 5 Washington @ No. 24 USC

Defensive struggle: Arkansas @ Florida

Great game no one is talking about: No. 23 James Madison @ Georgia State

Intriguing coaching matchup:  Nick Saban of Alabama vs Brian Kelly of LSU

Who’s bringing the body bags?  Purdue @ No. 2 Michigan

Why are they playing? UConn @ No. 19 Tennessee

Plenty of good seats remaining: Kent State @ Akron

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?  Campbell @ North Carolina

Week 9 Thoughts:

Kansas vs Oklahoma

Was this the only competitive game for this weekend’s noon EDT time slot?  Not quite.  Penn State vs Indiana, far from the “body bag game” it could have been on paper, was incredibly competitive until the past few minutes of the game.  This particular game, though, was competitive throughout, with Kansas surprisingly leading the bulk of the time, and, even more so, surprisingly winning.  Was this a trap game for the Sooners?   Were they thinking about playing their hated in-state rival, Oklahoma State, the following week?  That would not be logical.  At this point, the Jayhawks are a stronger team than the Cowboys, so the recipe for a trap game does not come together for this head-scratcher of an upset, but signature win for the program under Lance Leipold.

Utah vs Oregon

The Utes may have hitherto passed numerous tests, but not this one.  Oregon clearly had the winning formula to exploit what very few weaknesses Utah’s proven defense had, and the final score proved it, 35-6, in Rice-Eccles Stadium, of all places.  Furthermore, the Ducks are not going away anytime soon.  Already having clawed their way back to the No. 6 spot in the AP polls, this apparent second wind could carry them to an epic clash for the Pac-12 championship.

Texas vs BYU

In contrast to Oklahoma’s close call against UCF last week wherein this week they clearly did not bounce back, Texas clearly did over BYU after their close call last week at Houston.  Or did they?  A 35-6 triumph over the Cougars should be as convincing as any on paper, given the consistent discipline and tenacity of the visiting team.  Yet concerns remain:  the Longhorns’ red zone inconsistencies persist.  Most disturbing was their inability to punch it in from the goal line on a particular drive, a carbon-copy scenario of point off the board against hated OU in Dallas just a few weeks earlier.  Above all else, Texas needs to fix their goal line offensive woes if they have any aspirations for the playoffs.

Louisville vs Duke

Nobody is going to dispute that Duke is a very respectable team, never to be taken lightly, and only narrowly missing a chance to beat Notre Dame a few weeks prior.  Yet the Cardinals demolished the Blue Devils anyhow.  Even notwithstanding the trap game loss at Pittsburgh, it is amazing the team that Jeff Brohm has built in his inaugural season coaching his alma mater, a squad that is already beyond bowl-eligible.  A winnable stretch of three games remains, then they close out the season with a potential slugfest against in-state rival Kentucky.  This is a team worth keeping one’s eye on as high-stakes November approaches.

Looking ahead to Week 10: 

South Carolina vs Jacksonville State

The Gamecocks have struggled mightily this year, and now, an intriguing test approaches.  Is Jacksonville State that good at 7-2, or have their seven wins come from Group-of-Five cupcakes?  This game will be an interesting test of respective strengths. Also intriguing: the Gamecocks will be playing the Gamecocks.

Ole Miss vs Texas A&M

The Aggies’ offense has been up and down this year.  If it is up for this game, this could be a potentially high-scoring game.

Texas vs Kansas State

Sure, Texas just notched a convincing win, but the Wildcats just mauled the other Cougars (Houston), 41-0.  Now would be a good time for the Longhorns to fix their goal line offensive woes, or they had better be prepared to be upset at home.

Oklahoma State vs Oklahoma

The Badlam Series game comes early this year.  The Sooners might come into Stillwater with a renewed focus after being blindsided by Kansas this past weekend.  At the same time, the Cowboys are slightly down from previous strong years.  It might not be a pretty sight for the Cowboys.

Tulane vs East Carolina

The Green Wave and the Pirates have polar-opposite records (7-1 and 1-7), respectively.  When was the last time that Tulane could be enjoying a body bag game?

Alabama vs LSU

Brian Kelly’s Bayou Bengals take on Nick Saban’s Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa.  What more do we need to add to convince ourselves that this is likely the game of the week?

USC vs Washington

Get ready for some offensive fireworks, West Coast-style.

Arizona vs UCLA

The Wildcats have already knocked off ranked teams back-to-back.  Can they three-peat?