College Football Week 3 Awards September 17, 2012
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It was so much fun. Every Sunday afternoon in the Fall of very recent years, we looked forward to the sportswriters of Rivals/Yahoo.com giving us their take on the good, the bad, and the ugly of the college football games and teams from the previous day. Their awards were very informal yet well to the point, and never failed to produce a number of chuckles and at times a few belly laughs. Those days seem to be gone. Yahoo!’s online sports section has been given a sleek makeover, but in this new format, the weekly awards seem to have been lost by the wayside. Maybe one could account for this because one of their main writers, Tom Dienhart, now blogs for the Big Ten Network. Who knows? The bottom line is, despite my best efforts, I cannot find it anymore. What website that is worth its weight in attracting eyeballs would make such an enjoyable weekly post so hard to find?
With all of this in mind, inspiration hit me last night to take it upon myself to dole out the awards instead. Afterall, I’m an alumnus of a Big Ten program, and have worked with coaches now on a number of “Big-Six” conference teams. It may not be Rivals/Yahoo!, but if you love college football, you might be apt to find this to be the next best thing. I have tweaked some of the awards to suit the unique situations that arise from week to week, but for the most part, the awards are the same. Therefore, I offer the awards for the third week of major college football, and aim to continue to do so until the able writers at Yahoo! ‘get it together’ and resume their Sunday duties.
Wish I were him: Mack Brown, Texas
Glad I’m not him: Mark Dantonio, Michigan State
Lucky guy: Gene Chizik, Auburn
Poor guy: Todd Berry, Louisiana-Monroe
Desperately seeking a wake-up call: Charlie Strong, Louisville
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Pat Fitzgerald, Northwestern
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Joker Phillips, Kentucky
Desperately seeking … anything: John L. Smith, Arkansas
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Purdue (beat Eastern Michigan 54-16)
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Mississippi State (beat Troy 30-24)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Idaho (lost to LSU 63-14)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Pittsburgh (beat Virginia Tech 35-17)
Thought you’d reach a turning point, you didn’t: Tennessee (lost to Florida 37-20)
Dang, they’re good: Alabama
Dang, they’re bad: Colorado (or Kentucky: take your pick!)
Ya’ know, they’re not so bad: Cal
Did the season start? Penn State
Can the season end? Navy
Can the season never end? Stanford
Play this again: Stanford 21, USC 14
Never play this again: Fresno State 69, Colorado 14
Unbelieveable Irony: Connecticut 24, Maryland 21
What? Ball State 41, Indiana 39
Huh? Notre Dame 20, Michigan State 3
Are you kidding me? Pittsburgh 35, Virginia Tech 17
Oh – my – God: Western Kentucky 31, Kentucky 30
Told you so: Louisville 39, North Carolina 34
NEXT WEEK
Ticket to die for: No. 11 Clemson @ No. 5 Florida State
Best non-Big Six vs. Big Six matchup: Florida International vs. Louisville
Best non-Big Six matchup: BYU @ Boise State
Upset alert: Kansas State @ Oklahoma
Must win: USC vs. California
Offensive explosion: Arizona @ Oregon
Defensive struggle: Temple @ Penn State
Great game no one is talking about: Missouri @ South Carolina
Intriguing coaching matchup: Mark Richt of Georgia vs. James Franklin of Vanderbilt
Who’s bringing the body bags? Florida Atlantic @ Alabama
Why are they playing? UAB @ Ohio State
Plenty of good seats remaining: Memphis @ Duke
They shoot horses, don’t they? Maryland @ West Virginia
What are your thoughts, dear readers? Comments are welcome!
Asteroid headed for Earth….sort of. November 7, 2011
Posted by intellectualgridiron in Science.Tags: asteroid, Earth, impact, Jay Melosh, moon, Purdue, science, scientist, YU55
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No doubt everyone can breathe a sigh of relief after reading those last two words of the headline. But it is true, sort of. An asteroid that is a quarter of a mile long — bigger than even America’s largest aircraft carrier, is headed towards the near-vicinity of Earth. Officially named YU55, its current trajectory has it flying by the third rock from the Sun on Nov. 8 at a distance of only 202,ooo miles — closer than the Moon (at only 240,000 miles away).
Scientists have been studying this asteroid long enough to be as certain as humanly possible that it will not hit Earth. If it did — Heaven forbid — though, the result would be a possible oceanic impact, with 70-foot tsunami waves 60 miles away, and causing a 7.0 earthquake that that part of the world. So says asteroid impact expert Jay Melosh of Purdue University, my alma mater.
This scenario pales in comparison to the fictional scenario from Armageddon, where that fictional asteroid was the size of Texas, and should it have crashed into the Pacific Ocean, would have caused a tidal wave to wash up to Denver, and enough dust to cloud out the Sun for an epoch. But as Melosh points out, impacts of the relative proportion of the very real YU55 happen about every 100,000 years. The comforting, silver lining in that otherwise rather disturbing thought is that such impacts are survivable, provided that you’re not within, say, 75 to 100 miles of said impact.
In the meantime, though, this close encounter with the asteroid kind gives scientists and lay astronomers alike the golden opportunity to see a huge chunk of extraterrestrial rock up close and personally. Sites for astronomy enthusiasts have been mapping where in the sky YU55 is expected to pass through. But more importantly, a prevailing theory regarding how the Earth took form involves asteroids, specifically that they were responsible for depositing water and minerals on the planet as it was cooling some two or three billion years ago. YU55’s close, though fleeting, proximity will give professional researchers the opportunity to collect telemetric data that will allow for scientists to test this theory. It also lets astronomers take a close look at the class “C” of asteroids, which are very common but not very well understood. No doubt the upcoming astronomical event could help us rectify that problem.
Purdue debuts new football uniforms August 7, 2011
Posted by intellectualgridiron in Sports.Tags: black, Boilermakers, Boilers, college athletics, college sports, design, DIN, football, gold, helmet, marketing, Nike, Purdue, Purdue football, tradition, uniforms
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As a former student manager for the Purdue football team, I, along with a handful of other lucky souls, have more than intimate knowledge about Boilermaker football uniforms, and college football equipment in general. Needless to say, whenever I receive news of a total redesign of the Boilers’ gridiron game unis, my interest is more than a little engaged. At first glance of this redesigned series of gameday garments, part of me says “neat!” while the other part of me says “what on Earth were they thinking?” First off, I get it. Young players these days love the latest and greatest football fashions. It’s the marketing, stupid, and fresh uni designs have been smartly used as a recruiting tool these days. Hey, it worked for Oregon. Meanwhile, has Penn State gotten this memo? Will they ever?
Before further discussions proceed, a full gallery of the new Purdue uniforms can be seen via this link.
First of all, here is what I like, either sort of, or all the way. Let’s start with the numbers, which I sort of like. Of all the number designs, do I find this font to be the most aesthetically pleasing? No, I do not. Frankly, the traditional jersey numbers have worked just fine for traditional powers such as Texas, Alabama, Oklahoma, LSU, Georgia, Ohio State, and so on, so part of me asks, ‘what makes Purdue so special?’ That being said, the press release on Purdue’s athletics website points out that these numbers are in the “DIN” font, a typeface first developed in 1923, and since the mid-Twenties has been adopted as the standard font for engineering applications. It also became the typeface of choice for metal stencil applications in trainyards. Seeing things along those lines, the engineering and train connection to the DIN font makes this a very appropriate choice. Plus, a font that’s almost 80 years old, when applied in a new way (new jerseys) can still look current; further proof that what is old is new.
Speaking of the numbers, another thing I love about the new design is the all-gold numbers on the black home jersey. Those familiar with earlier eras of Purdue football will no doubt recall that “back in the day,” Purdue had a long-standing history displaying gold numbers on black jerseys. Iconic photos of players in the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, as well as the 1960s attest to this (check out some of the photos of Bob Griese and Mike Phipps as Boilermakers, and you shall see what I mean!). While that started to change in the 1970s and espeically in the 1980s with the introduction of white numbers on Purdue’s black jerseys, gold numbers were still not unheard of as recently as the ’90s, but have been no more for about 14 years, until now. Kudos to whomever had them brought back, as they are a nice, throwback touch.
Dare I say, I also applaud the choice to go back to a plain black stripe on the helmets. To be sure, white and thin double-black stripes were a unique touch, one that was without precedence when Coach Tiller had them implemented on his new design (that template essentially being a carbon-copy of his Wyoming uni template, one that he transplanted with him in 1997). But the single black stripe on the gold helmet again speaks to some of Purdue’s glory days, such as the ’60s and the Mollenkopf era — another nice, traditional touch.
Now on to the more unpleasant matters. Let us start with the stripes. To preempt any misunderstandings, I am very happy that stripes stayed on the pants. I abhorred the 1990s fashion trend of stripe-less pants, and I am glad to see that we in the football community have moved on, with some exceptions. What I do not like is how the stripes changed. I absolutely loved our thin, double-stripe pattern. It was a direct throwback to our older styles of uniforms from the 1940s through the 1960s. The black pants with the gold stripes looked like an army general’s dress uniform — very classy. Plus, we, along with Alabama, were the only teams to use such stripes. I understand that times they are a-changin’, but if marketing is going to modify the stripes on the pants, can they at least have the decency to make sure those stripes are complete? These new stripes fail to go all the way up the pants, for goodness sake!
In another matter, there is no earthly reason why Purdue should ever be wearing white pants. Ever. Period. The only time I would condone it is if we had a black road helmet to provide the proper aesthetic contrast, say, a black helmet with a metallic gold “P” and a metallic gold 1-inch center stripe. Then the get-up wouldn’t look half-bad — for a road uniform, at least. In the meantime, though, my advice is, forget the white pants ever happened, and stick with the black pants on the road.
One recurring issue that nobody seems willing to address is the terrible shade of gold to which Purdue has been chained in recent years. A simple looking up of our official school colors will show the inquisitive individual that Purdue’s school colors are Old Gold and Black. Got that? Old Gold and Black. Sadly, the last time the Boilers had a real, old gold in their helmets was 1996, and the last time their pants were the genuine old gold was 1995, Mike Alstott’s senior year. Since 1997, the gold in Purdue’s pants has been a watered-down, urine-specimen shade of gold, and it’s downright pathetic. The ghastly pale shade is made all the more evident when mated with the white road jersey. One would have hoped that a total redesign of uniform would have given occasion to rectify this problem. Yet nothing has been done about this glaring weakness.
Whether the marketing wing of Purdue’s athletic department is at fault for consciously picking this sickly shade of gold, or Nike is being a less-than-responsive provider in imposing a one-size-fits-all shade of gold on all its clientele that use that hue, or both, the bottom line is that it remains unacceptable. Check out UCLA’s gold pants some time. They still have a substantive gold in their uniforms, which is proof positive that the proper shade is available. Get it together, you guys.



