College Football Week 15 Awards December 9, 2013

(Note:  All rankings are current AP [week 15] unless otherwise noted.)

COACHES
Wish I were him: Mark Dantonio, Michigan State

Glad I’m not him: Urban Meyer, Ohio State

Lucky guy: George O’Leary, Central Florida

Poor guy: June Jones, SMU

Desperately seeking a clue: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Joey Jones, South Alabama

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Rod Carey, Northern Illinois

Desperately seeking … anything:  Willie Taggart, South Florida

TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Florida State (defeated Duke 45-7)
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Northern Illinois (lost to Bowling Green 47-20)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Duke (lost to Florida State 45-7)

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t:  Bowling Green (defeated NU 47-20)

Thought you wouldn’t kick butt, you did:  UConn (defeated Memphis 45-10)

Dang, they’re good: Florida State

Dang, they’re bad:  South Florida

Can’t Stand Prosperity:  Ohio State

Did the season start?  Texas
Can the season end?  Memphis

Can the season never end?  Michigan State

GAMES
Play this again:  No. 3 Auburn 59, No. 5 Missouri 42

Play this again, too:  Louisville 31, Cincinnati 24, OT

Never play this again: No. 1 Florida State 45, Duke 7

What? UConn 45, Memphis 10

Huh?  No. 17 Oklahoma 33, No. 6 Oklahoma State 24

Are you kidding me?  Bowling Green 47, No. 16 Northern Illinois 20
Oh – my – God:  No. 11 Michigan State 34, No. 2 Ohio State 24

NEXT WEEK
Ticket to die for:  none, except for Army vs. Navy in Philadelphia:  God bless our troops!